chuck norris vs wolverine

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#1  Edited By Methos

smacks head on desk

I was joking

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#2  Edited By Rock lee

alright wolverine runs at chuck norris chuck round house kicks him wipeing wolverine from existance simple as that

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#3  Edited By BuckshotWasHere  Moderator

Who didn't see that coming?

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#4  Edited By chuck norris

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#5  Edited By BuckshotWasHere  Moderator

Then Chuck Norris isn't as great as everyone's trying to get me to believe.

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#6  Edited By Dormammu

Chuck Norris is a chump.

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#7  Edited By crazy spidey

Colt Python says:

"Chuck Norris is a loser!"

From you hed prbbyl take it as a compliment.

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#8  Edited By GodOfDoom

Chuck Norris is a god

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#9  Edited By BuckshotWasHere  Moderator

Deja vu. If we act now we can stop it.

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#10  Edited By The_Ghostshell

Who's Chuck Norris?

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#11  Edited By GodOfDoom

King of Kings says:

"Who's Chuck Norris?"

an actor

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#12  Edited By RetolledTruth

wolverine...this is a joke

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#13  Edited By difficlus
@RetolledTruth said:
" wolverine...this is a joke "
lmao dude...wtf, you bumped a 2 year old thread to add this?
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#14  Edited By RetolledTruth
@difficlus said:
" @RetolledTruth said:
" wolverine...this is a joke "
lmao dude...wtf, you bumped a 2 year old thread to add this? "
i didn't want to start a new thread
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#16  Edited By RetolledTruth
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lol
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#17  Edited By Shikarenji
@RetolledTruth:  anytime chuck norris is mentioned in a thread bruce lee will come and beat the crap outta him . lol 
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#18  Edited By TheCerealKillz
@Shikarenji said:
" @RetolledTruth:  anytime chuck norris is mentioned in a thread bruce lee will come and beat the crap outta him . lol  "
Yeah.
 

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#19  Edited By Mercy_
@RetolledTruth said:
" wolverine...this is a joke "
Which was bumped for what reason?
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#20  Edited By RetolledTruth
@The Dark Huntress said:
" @RetolledTruth said:
" wolverine...this is a joke "
Which was bumped for what reason? "
to promote comments...if we don't delete them why create a new thread
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#21  Edited By Shikarenji
@TheCerealKillz: lol , very true.
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This clear spite in favor of Chuck Norris. Do you want to know how powerful Chuck is? Let's put it this way. Chuck dosn't breathe air, air breathes Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris jumps into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris, etc, etc. The guy is unstoppable.

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#23  Edited By HellionVulcan

chuck norris because he is real .

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#24  Edited By jasraj

chuck norris stomps
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#25  Edited By mira

Well Wolverine of course.
 
But look at this. Chuck is no weakling...lol
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#26  Edited By spidey 15

logan 
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#27  Edited By the darknessss

chuck gets chucked.    
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#28  Edited By jasraj

chuck is a legend (not as legendary as bruce lee of course) 
 
type in on google "where is chuck norris?" and click im feeling lucky 
 
anyway chuck wins

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#29  Edited By ComicStooge
@TheCerealKillz:
Bruce Lee is scared of Alfred.
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#30  Edited By vcreed2002

Chuck and Wolvie come to the conclusion that a fight of this   Magnitude could cause the world to come to an end. So instead send Bruce out to fetch them beers.    
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#31  Edited By I'maDC/ImageGuy!
@GodOfDoom:  Overstatement.        
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#32  Edited By I'maDC/ImageGuy!

 If Wolverine and Chuck Norris happen to exist in our universe (X-men being real in this scenario) Wolverine will win. 
Internet failed career total gym Chuck Norris would beat Wolvie sunny side up on the pavement.

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#33  Edited By SteveRodgers

wolverine only because as many times as chuck norris kills him he comes back for more.

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#34  Edited By vcreed2002

Just think of Chuck as the real life version of DC's Karate Kid, lol.
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#35  Edited By Erik

Queue the series of unoriginal and unfunny Norris jokes. 

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#36  Edited By ReverseNegative

Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
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#37  Edited By AtPhantom

Well this was very necessary...

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#38  Edited By grimlock

wolverine wins he once beat Mr.X who is too much for chuck to handle