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#1 Posted by Methos (40531 posts) - - Show Bio

smacks head on desk

I was joking

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#2 Posted by Rock lee (64 posts) - - Show Bio

alright wolverine runs at chuck norris chuck round house kicks him wipeing wolverine from existance simple as that

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#3 Posted by BuckshotWasHere (19547 posts) - - Show Bio

Who didn't see that coming?

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#4 Posted by chuck norris (2 posts) - - Show Bio

me

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#5 Posted by BuckshotWasHere (19547 posts) - - Show Bio

Then Chuck Norris isn't as great as everyone's trying to get me to believe.

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#6 Posted by Dormammu (1278 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris is a chump.

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#7 Posted by crazy spidey (3474 posts) - - Show Bio

Colt Python says:

"Chuck Norris is a loser!"

From you hed prbbyl take it as a compliment.

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#8 Posted by GodOfDoom (294 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris is a god

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#9 Posted by BuckshotWasHere (19547 posts) - - Show Bio

Deja vu. If we act now we can stop it.

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#10 Posted by The_Ghostshell (84303 posts) - - Show Bio

Who's Chuck Norris?

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#11 Posted by GodOfDoom (294 posts) - - Show Bio

King of Kings says:

"Who's Chuck Norris?"

an actor

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#12 Posted by RetolledTruth (1109 posts) - - Show Bio

wolverine...this is a joke

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#13 Posted by difficlus (10659 posts) - - Show Bio
@RetolledTruth said:
" wolverine...this is a joke "
lmao dude...wtf, you bumped a 2 year old thread to add this?
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#14 Posted by RetolledTruth (1109 posts) - - Show Bio
@difficlus said:
" @RetolledTruth said:
" wolverine...this is a joke "
lmao dude...wtf, you bumped a 2 year old thread to add this? "
i didn't want to start a new thread
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#16 Posted by RetolledTruth (1109 posts) - - Show Bio
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lol
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#17 Posted by Shikarenji (1718 posts) - - Show Bio
@RetolledTruth:  anytime chuck norris is mentioned in a thread bruce lee will come and beat the crap outta him . lol 
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#18 Posted by TheCerealKillz (10332 posts) - - Show Bio
@Shikarenji said:
" @RetolledTruth:  anytime chuck norris is mentioned in a thread bruce lee will come and beat the crap outta him . lol  "
Yeah.
 

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#19 Posted by Mercy_ (94916 posts) - - Show Bio
@RetolledTruth said:
" wolverine...this is a joke "
Which was bumped for what reason?
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#20 Posted by RetolledTruth (1109 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Dark Huntress said:
" @RetolledTruth said:
" wolverine...this is a joke "
Which was bumped for what reason? "
to promote comments...if we don't delete them why create a new thread
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#21 Posted by Shikarenji (1718 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheCerealKillz: lol , very true.
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#22 Posted by Fist_of_Mandalore (1906 posts) - - Show Bio

This clear spite in favor of Chuck Norris. Do you want to know how powerful Chuck is? Let's put it this way. Chuck dosn't breathe air, air breathes Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris jumps into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris, etc, etc. The guy is unstoppable.

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#23 Posted by HellionVulcan (7179 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck norris because he is real .

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#24 Posted by jasraj (4923 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck norris stomps
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#25 Edited by mira (1545 posts) - - Show Bio

Well Wolverine of course.
 
But look at this. Chuck is no weakling...lol
300 vs Chuck Norris:

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#26 Posted by spidey 15 (17883 posts) - - Show Bio

logan 
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#27 Posted by the darknessss (3266 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck gets chucked.    
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#28 Posted by jasraj (4923 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck is a legend (not as legendary as bruce lee of course) 
 
type in on google "where is chuck norris?" and click im feeling lucky 
 
anyway chuck wins

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#29 Posted by ComicStooge (22062 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheCerealKillz:
Bruce Lee is scared of Alfred.
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#30 Edited by vcreed2002 (441 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck and Wolvie come to the conclusion that a fight of this   Magnitude could cause the world to come to an end. So instead send Bruce out to fetch them beers.    
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#31 Edited by I'maDC/ImageGuy! (1636 posts) - - Show Bio
@GodOfDoom:  Overstatement.        
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#32 Posted by I'maDC/ImageGuy! (1636 posts) - - Show Bio

 If Wolverine and Chuck Norris happen to exist in our universe (X-men being real in this scenario) Wolverine will win. 
Internet failed career total gym Chuck Norris would beat Wolvie sunny side up on the pavement.

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#33 Posted by SteveRodgers (770 posts) - - Show Bio

wolverine only because as many times as chuck norris kills him he comes back for more.

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#34 Posted by vcreed2002 (441 posts) - - Show Bio

Just think of Chuck as the real life version of DC's Karate Kid, lol.
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#35 Posted by Erik (32502 posts) - - Show Bio

Queue the series of unoriginal and unfunny Norris jokes. 

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#36 Posted by ReverseNegative (2974 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
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#37 Posted by AtPhantom (14434 posts) - - Show Bio

Well this was very necessary...

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#38 Posted by grimlock (1583 posts) - - Show Bio

wolverine wins he once beat Mr.X who is too much for chuck to handle