" @FLCL1: Chuck Norris has stated himself that they have never fought.
@jasraj: Yes the mall scene was Epic and Drunken master was epic through and through. The Fight in the restaurant, the fight at the train station, the fight in the town streets, the final fight in the factory. Just Awesomeness! "
Yep, I like both drunken master films, and police story was epic
Real life Chuck Norris vs current superman = superman stomp Fact Chuck Norris vs current superman = Chuck Norris Stomp Fact Chuck Norris vs SA Superman = Tie Manlyness goes to chuck Norris
@spidey 15: If Chuck Norris was potrayed in a comic book and put into battle with Superman, Chuck would win, the writers will make the real life people win, and no1 beats Bruce Lee
" @spidey 15: If Chuck Norris was potrayed in a comic book and put into battle with Superman, Chuck would win, the writers will make the real life people win, and no1 beats Bruce Lee "
President of the united states Vs Magneto in Ultimate universe... President Owned...real life people have limits heroes and Villains are a different league.
@ Thread I have moved this from the battle forums to off topic as I don't really think this can be counted as a serious battle, nor do I think it was made to be one.
" @spidey 15: If Chuck Norris was potrayed in a comic book and put into battle with Superman, Chuck would win, the writers will make the real life people win, and no1 beats Bruce Lee "
Also the writers make Spiderman being able to beat Firelord, it doesn't mean that it makes sense though.
No one beat Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee can not even dodge a bullet. Can we please stop that nonsense...=]
to those who say that superman will win, how do you want your body to be handled once chuck norris round-house kicks you to death, cremation or burial?
" "In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten." He is beyond Peak-Human Levels.
"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably." He has enough power to destroy large Structures.
"Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing." We now know his true Form and other abilities.
"Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is." Some sort of internal Telepathic Tracking device.
"China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth." He can cause Continental Damage with minimal Effort.
"Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire." He can reach at least super sonic Mach levels.
"Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head." Super Vision.
"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down." Some sort of time manipulation ability to a minimal extent.
"There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks." "Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris." Another display of his destructive power and durability.
"God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability." He can not fly.
"Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility." He can turn Invisible.
"Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway." Some form of poison attack.
"Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer." Can survive Reentry into orbit with little to no damage. "
Chuck Norris wins! He's the only person who can kick the backside of his own face. Besides Chucks tears can cure cancer but you'll never see him cry! Btw if you didn't know already he pisses out heat vision and shits kryptonite!
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