Chuck Norris Vs. Superman

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#51  Edited By WarChild

 
 
Now this can not be locked, Why ? You ask... Because Chuck Norris Approved this Thread is why : )

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#52  Edited By TheSpiritStalker

chuck roundhouse kicks him yesterday

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#54  Edited By superdemon

hahaha

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#55  Edited By spidey 15

Stupidity aside. 
Supes stomps. 
=]

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#56  Edited By Susanoo

Chuck wins.
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#57  Edited By TheBatman586

Superman once watched an episode of Walker:Texas Ranger before he went to bed. 
He then spent the rest of the night crying himself to sleep.

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#58  Edited By cascadeking09
@jasraj said:
" Bruce Lee, comes in and destroys both of them "
LMFAO I was about to say somethin like that.
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#59  Edited By jasraj
@ThaMessenger07 said:
" @FLCL1:  Chuck Norris has stated himself that they have never fought. 
 
@jasraj: Yes the mall scene was Epic and Drunken master was epic through and through. The Fight in the restaurant, the fight at the train station, the fight in the town streets, the final fight in the factory. Just Awesomeness! "

Yep, I like both drunken master films, and police story was epic
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#60  Edited By AssertingValor

Real life Chuck Norris vs current superman   = superman stomp 
Fact Chuck Norris vs current superman  = Chuck Norris Stomp 
Fact Chuck Norris vs SA Superman = Tie 
Manlyness goes to chuck Norris
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#61  Edited By jasraj
@erik said:
" @jasraj said:
"And Superman is one of Chucks victims "
Issue? "
 
 There was no issue, it is a fact, Chuck will murder Superman, Superman dies horribly, he is no match for Chuck

@spidey 15 said:
"Stupidity aside. Supes stomps. =] "

No, Chuck is the master, only Bruce Lee could beat Chuck, no one else can beat Chuck, and Chuck always kryptonite, like he would need it 
 
 
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#62  Edited By DaMiaNDaCRaZeD

TOM HANKS SOLOS THEM BOTH! 
   
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#63  Edited By jasraj
@DaMiaNDaCRaZeD:
No, you mean Bruce Lee solos them, Tom Hanks can't do anything
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#64  Edited By DaMiaNDaCRaZeD
@jasraj:
tom hanks wud own bruce lee and superman very easily =P
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#65  Edited By ReverseNegative

Chuck Norris Pokemon
Chuck Norris Pokemon
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#66  Edited By Erik
@jasraj said:
" @erik said:
" @jasraj said:
"And Superman is one of Chucks victims "
Issue? "
 
 There was no issue, it is a fact, Chuck will murder Superman, Superman dies horribly, he is no match for Chuck
"
I know that you make a habit of posting nonsense but you have to admit, this one is pushing it.
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#67  Edited By Tevnoba

Even though I absolutely hate the "Chuck Norris Facts" crap, I'll say Chuck so Supes goes down.

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#68  Edited By jasraj
@DaMiaNDaCRaZeD:
No way :p
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#69  Edited By jasraj
@erik said:
" @jasraj said:
" @erik said:
" @jasraj said:
"And Superman is one of Chucks victims "
Issue? "
 
 There was no issue, it is a fact, Chuck will murder Superman, Superman dies horribly, he is no match for Chuck
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I know that you make a habit of posting nonsense but you have to admit, this one is pushing it. "

It's not nonsense, and real life people>>>>>comic book characters, like when Ali beat Superman
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#70  Edited By Final Arrow
@jasraj said:
" @erik said:
" @jasraj said:
" @erik said:
" @jasraj said:
"And Superman is one of Chucks victims "
Issue? "
 
 There was no issue, it is a fact, Chuck will murder Superman, Superman dies horribly, he is no match for Chuck
"
I know that you make a habit of posting nonsense but you have to admit, this one is pushing it. "

It's not nonsense, and real life people>>>>>comic book characters, like when Ali beat Superman "
did you actually read that comic or are you just going off the cover!
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#71  Edited By spidey 15
@jasraj said:
" @erik said:
" @jasraj said:
"And Superman is one of Chucks victims "
Issue? "
 
 There was no issue, it is a fact, Chuck will murder Superman, Superman dies horribly, he is no match for Chuck

@spidey 15 said:
"Stupidity aside. Supes stomps. =] "

No, Chuck is the master, only Bruce Lee could beat Chuck, no one else can beat Chuck, and Chuck always kryptonite, like he would need it 
   "
Bruce Lee has beaten Chuck and Bruce Lee is not even close to be as good as DD, let alone superman. 
 
This is a stomp in superman's favor. It's not even funny, seriously. 
=]
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#72  Edited By jasraj
@cascadeking09:
Is that williams from enter the dragon?
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#73  Edited By jasraj
@spidey 15:
If Chuck Norris was potrayed in a comic book and put into battle with Superman, Chuck would win, the writers will make the real life people win, and no1 beats Bruce Lee
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#74  Edited By Final Arrow
@jasraj said:
" @spidey 15:
If Chuck Norris was potrayed in a comic book and put into battle with Superman, Chuck would win, the writers will make the real life people win, and no1 beats Bruce Lee "
President of the united states Vs Magneto in Ultimate universe... President Owned...real life people have limits heroes and Villains are a different league. 
 
  
@ Thread
I have moved this from the battle forums to off topic as I don't really think this can be counted as a serious battle, nor do I think it was made to be one.
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#75  Edited By spidey 15
@jasraj said:
" @spidey 15:
If Chuck Norris was potrayed in a comic book and put into battle with Superman, Chuck would win, the writers will make the real life people win, and no1 beats Bruce Lee "  
Also the writers make Spiderman being able to beat Firelord, it doesn't mean that it makes sense though. 
 
No one beat Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee can not even dodge a bullet. Can we please stop that nonsense...=]
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#76  Edited By jasraj
@spidey 15:
Ok, the nonsense ends, but Bruce Lee was a legend =]
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#77  Edited By spidey 15
@jasraj said:
" @spidey 15:
Ok, the nonsense ends, but Bruce Lee was a legend =] "
lol, agreed. 
=]
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#78  Edited By jasraj
@spidey 15 said:
" @jasraj said:
" @spidey 15:
Ok, the nonsense ends, but Bruce Lee was a legend =] "
lol, agreed. =] "

=]
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#79  Edited By ThaMessenger07

Lol it was meant to be fun and thanks for not locking it. 
 
But on a serious note eliminating all omnipotent and God=Chuck facts and keeping the rest. I feel Chuck would put up a good fight lol

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#80  Edited By jasraj
@ThaMessenger07:
lol,  OFF TOPIC- hey, have you seen both Drunken Master movies?
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#81  Edited By umbrafeline

to those who say that superman will win, how do you want your body to be handled once chuck norris round-house kicks you to death, cremation or burial?
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#82  Edited By jasraj
@umbrafeline:
haha
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@jasraj said:
" Bruce Lee, comes in and destroys both of them "
QFT!!!
Bruce Lee is not human, he killed Chuck Norris, also, the winner is Bruce Lee or Batman, in the case is the Same Bruce Lee is Batman.
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#84  Edited By umbrafeline
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mr t fool lol
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@umbrafeline: I pitty the fool who belives on Chuck Norris!!
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#86  Edited By umbrafeline
@DeathpooltheT1000:
i pity the fool who pities the fool who believes in chuck norris
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#87  Edited By Golden Superman

Superman hands down.

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#88  Edited By rogue_mar1e
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#89  Edited By Darkseid Elite

Chuck Norris would round house kick Superman so hard, everyone that's related to Superman or has any ties to him would just dissapear.
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#92  Edited By Dr_Columbo
@ThaMessenger07 said:
"  "In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten." He is beyond Peak-Human Levels.
 

"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably." He has enough power to destroy large Structures. 
 

"Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing." We now know his true Form and other abilities.
 

"Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is." Some sort of internal Telepathic Tracking device.  
 

"China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth." He can cause Continental Damage with minimal Effort. 
 

"Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire." He can reach at least super sonic Mach levels. 
 

"Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head." Super Vision.
 

"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down." Some sort of time manipulation ability to a minimal extent. 
 

"There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks." "Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris." Another display of his destructive power and durability.  
 

 "God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability." He can not fly.
 

"Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility."  He can turn Invisible. 
 

"Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway." Some form of poison attack. 
 

"Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer."  Can survive Reentry into orbit with little to no damage.
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Nuff said
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#93  Edited By MKF30

Superman....because he holds back :)

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#94  Edited By Jaykoli

Chuck stomps poor Supes ;(.

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#96  Edited By TheInfamousGod

@ThaMessenger07: Which superman is that?

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Chuck Norris is just a regular human ( like us ) with martial art skills and thats it.... so this is a big mismatch.

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#98  Edited By XiiX

@Revenge_Of_Chucky said:

Chuck Norris is just a regular human ( like us ) with martial art skills and thats it.... so this is a big mismatch.

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#99  Edited By CosmosTyrant

Superman's only weakness is Chucktanium.

In the Beginning there was nothing, then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing and told it to get a life.

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Chuck Norris wins! He's the only person who can kick the backside of his own face. Besides Chucks tears can cure cancer but you'll never see him cry! Btw if you didn't know already he pisses out heat vision and shits kryptonite!