chuck norris vs steven seagal

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#1  Edited By SilverGalford

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who wins?
 
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#2  Edited By iLLituracy

Seagal would whoop Norris with his Aikido.

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#3  Edited By batosaims_

Chuck
 
Seagal is fat and washed up and no one gives a crap about him anymore

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#4  Edited By Son_of_Magnus

Seagal sleeps with his babysitter

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#5  Edited By ARMIV

Chuck.

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#6  Edited By GOUKI

huummm. i would say seagal if he was in his prime nowadays he's all fat and everything 
 
chuck norris was no push over either inhis prime....so 
 
i cant decide...both are pretty good..
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#7  Edited By SwaggaB0y

Chuck

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#8  Edited By Argentino_18

Chcuk with a triple roundhouse kick and a punch from his third fist 
  

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#9  Edited By hdorman1

The Chuckonator
Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land.

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#10  Edited By ssjsuperman

chuck wins. 
 
In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.    
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Chuck Norris beard...
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#12  Edited By GOUKI

oh, give it a rest with all that chuck norris BULLS*** 
 
we all know he cant do none of that mess, use REAL facts that would say chuck would win...not FICTIONAL facts... 
 
ya'll kill me with all that chuck norris non sense...
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#13  Edited By ssjsuperman
@GOUKI:
fine seagal has gotten a little out of shape in his years. and norris is still yousing his bowflex so he is perrty in shape. 
 
and looking at there movies chuck norris   seems like a better   fighter    
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#14  Edited By Ultimate Magneto

IGNORING the jokes, current and past Chuck win with respective Seagal.
 
NOT ignoring the jokes, Chuck wins by traveling through time and punching Seagal in the face when he was a baby.

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#15  Edited By Aronmorales
@ARMIV said:
" Chuck. "
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#16  Edited By GOUKI
@ssjsuperman said:
"@GOUKI: fine seagal has gotten a little out of shape in his years. and norris is still yousing his bowflex so he is perrty in shape.  and looking at there movies chuck norris   seems like a better   fighter     "

okay then thats better...im still undecided...but im leaning more with chuck
 
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#17  Edited By InnerVenom123

Chuck Norris.
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#18  Edited By fanboy#1

chuck norris = better fighter chuck norris ftw 
add guns 
segal= better manipulation with guns segal ftw