Chuck norris vs SS3 Goku!!!!!!!

"Vance Astro said:

"Knowsbleed33 said:

"Then move along and don't post on Chuck Norris threads. Your divine insight is not needed."

HOW ABOUT PEOPLE DONT MAKE CHUCK NORRIS THREADS IN A F#CKIN COMIC FORUM..HOW ABOUT THAT?"

I didn't make the thread cupcake. Complain to the starter."

I get it. Your a DBZ fanboy. I notice you post in all the DBZ threads. I can see how this thread might hurt your pride a bit.

"I get it. Your a DBZ fanboy. I notice you post in all the DBZ threads. I can see how this thread might hurt your pride a bit."

I'm just trying to understand the issue. I don't recall ever wronging you and you snap at me. I too would be insulted by a thread like this if I was a DBZ fan.

"I'm just trying to understand the issue. I don't recall ever wronging you and you snap at me. I too would be insulted by a thread like this if I was a DBZ fan."

"I'm just trying to understand the issue. I don't recall ever wronging you and you snap at me. I too would be insulted by a thread like this if I was a DBZ fan."

"Knowsbleed33 said:

"I'm just trying to understand the issue. I don't recall ever wronging you and you snap at me. I too would be insulted by a thread like this if I was a DBZ fan."

Dude, you assume what Vastro did. And Vastro didn't do anything wrong. Thats why he is snapping at you. Because you assume
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"Knowsbleed33 said:

"I'm just trying to understand the issue. I don't recall ever wronging you and you snap at me. I too would be insulted by a thread like this if I was a DBZ fan."

Dude, you assume what Vastro did. And Vastro didn't do anything wrong. Thats why he is snapping at you. Because you assume
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"Knowsbleed33 said:

"I'm just trying to understand the issue. I don't recall ever wronging you and you snap at me. I too would be insulted by a thread like this if I was a DBZ fan."

Hedatary said:

"Knowsbleed33 said:

"I'm just trying to understand the issue. I don't recall ever wronging you and you snap at me. I too would be insulted by a thread like this if I was a DBZ fan."

Dude, you assume what Vastro did. And Vastro didn't do anything wrong. Thats why he is snapping at you. Because you assume
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The real issue is...People waste battle threads with these dumb ass match-ups.Chuck Norris is f#ckin lame.He's never made a good movie in his life and he's totally relevant.We all know that..so what happens is someone makes a thread that is completely ridiculous and everyone says the guy who obviously can't win..wins and it's lame and a waste of space.This can't be argued logically because it's a complete and utter curbstomp and the Chuck Norris jokes are old as f#ck and aren't funny.I snapped at you because I snap at everyone who says Chuck wins because it's stupid.This thread doesn't need to keep going for this dumb shit.Call me a DBZ fanboy if you want but You can I both know Goku wins."

"Hedatary said:

"Knowsbleed33 said:

"I'm just trying to understand the issue. I don't recall ever wronging you and you snap at me. I too would be insulted by a thread like this if I was a DBZ fan."

Dude, you assume what Vastro did. And Vastro didn't do anything wrong. Thats why he is snapping at you. Because you assume
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Attempt: Understanding

Result: Fail"

I'm sorry that I don't hang out here all day good friend. You have no clue what Vance and I were discussing yet you saw fit to comment on it. You failed.

"Knowsbleed33 said:

"Then move along and don't post on Chuck Norris threads. Your divine insight is not needed."

HOW ABOUT PEOPLE DONT MAKE CHUCK NORRIS THREADS IN A F#CKIN COMIC FORUM..HOW ABOUT THAT?"

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I'm sorry that I don't hang out here all day good friend. You have no clue what Vance and I were discussing yet you saw fit to comment on it. You failed.

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I'm sorry that I don't hang out here all day good friend. You have no clue what Vance and I were discussing yet you saw fit to comment on it. You failed.

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First of all. How do you know I was talking about you and Vance Astro. All I said was this is a weird thread... I didnt give any names or said what you were talking about was weird. "

"King Saturn said:

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I'm sorry that I don't hang out here all day good friend. You have no clue what Vance and I were discussing yet you saw fit to comment on it. You failed.

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First of all. How do you know I was talking about you and Vance Astro. All I said was this is a weird thread... I didnt give any names or said what you were talking about was weird. "

I think he was responding to Hedatary lol.
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"One-Above-You said:

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I'm sorry that I don't hang out here all day good friend. You have no clue what Vance and I were discussing yet you saw fit to comment on it. You failed.

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First of all. How do you know I was talking about you and Vance Astro. All I said was this is a weird thread... I didnt give any names or said what you were talking about was weird. "

I think he was responding to Hedatary lol.
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Oh... well people need to start quoting...

Cause the statement was posted right below mine

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"King Saturn said:

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I'm sorry that I don't hang out here all day good friend. You have no clue what Vance and I were discussing yet you saw fit to comment on it. You failed.

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First of all. How do you know I was talking about you and Vance Astro. All I said was this is a weird thread... I didnt give any names or said what you were talking about was weird. "

I think he was responding to Hedatary lol.
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Oh... well people need to start quoting...

Cause the statement was posted right below mine

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They do.
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"King Saturn said:

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I'm sorry that I don't hang out here all day good friend. You have no clue what Vance and I were discussing yet you saw fit to comment on it. You failed.

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First of all. How do you know I was talking about you and Vance Astro. All I said was this is a weird thread... I didnt give any names or said what you were talking about was weird. "

I think he was responding to Hedatary lol.
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Oh... well people need to start quoting...

Cause the statement was posted right below mine

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They do.
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"brainiac 1.0 said:

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I'm sorry that I don't hang out here all day good friend. You have no clue what Vance and I were discussing yet you saw fit to comment on it. You failed.

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First of all. How do you know I was talking about you and Vance Astro. All I said was this is a weird thread... I didnt give any names or said what you were talking about was weird. "

I think he was responding to Hedatary lol.
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Oh... well people need to start quoting...

Cause the statement was posted right below mine

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They do.
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They Do sometimes. But when you are dissing someone or you have to say something important to someone. Its better t quote so it doesnt get taken out of turn"

"Knowsbleed is cool... I guess I just saw his comment and thought he was talking bout me"

No comment.

"King Saturn said:

"Knowsbleed is cool... I guess I just saw his comment and thought he was talking bout me"

I get him confused with SeSaw.
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"brainiac 1.0 said:

"King Saturn said:

"Knowsbleed is cool... I guess I just saw his comment and thought he was talking bout me"

I get him confused with SeSaw.
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Sometimes I do that too"

There is no such thing as tornadoes, chuck norris just hates trailer parks.

crop circles are chuck norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

a hanidicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. it is actually in fact a warning, that the space belongs to chuck norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

chuck norris originally appeared in the street fighter 2 video game but was removed by beta testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. when asked about this glitch, norris replied, "That's no glitch."

teenage mutant ninja turtles is based on a true story. chuck norris once swallowed a turtle whole, when it came out it was 6 feet tall and knew martial arts.

time waits for no man, unless that man is chuck norris.

the great wall of china was originally created to keep out chuck norris. it failed miserably.

chcuk norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.

norris once ate three 72oz steaks in one hour. he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

SSJ3 Goku.

"There is no such thing as tornadoes, chuck norris just hates trailer parks.

crop circles are chuck norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

a hanidicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. it is actually in fact a warning, that the space belongs to chuck norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

chuck norris originally appeared in the street fighter 2 video game but was removed by beta testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. when asked about this glitch, norris replied, "That's no glitch."

teenage mutant ninja turtles is based on a true story. chuck norris once swallowed a turtle whole, when it came out it was 6 feet tall and knew martial arts.

time waits for no man, unless that man is chuck norris.

the great wall of china was originally created to keep out chuck norris. it failed miserably.

chcuk norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.

norris once ate three 72oz steaks in one hour. he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.


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"SSJ3 Goku."

"There is no such thing as tornadoes, chuck norris just hates trailer parks.

crop circles are chuck norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

a hanidicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. it is actually in fact a warning, that the space belongs to chuck norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

chuck norris originally appeared in the street fighter 2 video game but was removed by beta testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. when asked about this glitch, norris replied, "That's no glitch."

teenage mutant ninja turtles is based on a true story. chuck norris once swallowed a turtle whole, when it came out it was 6 feet tall and knew martial arts.

time waits for no man, unless that man is chuck norris.

the great wall of china was originally created to keep out chuck norris. it failed miserably.

chcuk norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.

norris once ate three 72oz steaks in one hour. he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.


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"SSJ3 Goku."

• Random Chuck Norris Facts:
  
• - There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  - Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. 
• - The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
• - Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
• - Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
• - Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
  - In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. 
• - When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
• - A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
• - Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
• - Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
• - Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
• - Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
• - According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
• - Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
• - There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
• - On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
• - Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
• - Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
• - Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
• - Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  -  Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
• - Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
• - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

"Vance Astro said:

"SSJ3 Goku."

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no one can beat chuck norris. the roundhouse kick is unbeatable

seriously...

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STOP REVIVING THIS THREAD WITH RETARDED CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA A A A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A AAAAAAA AAA AA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA A A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A AAAA AAAAA A A AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If ya don't like it.....................stop fucking reading it, bozo!

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and for the record,

"For the match Chuck Norris finally puts an end to Goku and Dragonball in general by eating the paper they're drawn on. Then goes and kills the creators. He will use the leftover paint and paper to create Walker: Texas Ranger the cartoon. Dragonball fans will have no choice but to watch the series for it's the only thing left of Dragonball."

THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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unlike the average human, chuck norris has 82 chromosomes................and they are all poisonous.

"unlike the average human, chuck norris has 82 chromosomes................and they are all poisonous.
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"unlike the average human, chuck norris has 82 chromosomes................and they are all poisonous.
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