Chuck norris vs SS3 Goku!!!!!!!

You know the well. I mean SS3 goku is tough but he just would not handle the heat of a round house kick!

Dam. This is just wrong.

"Super Saiyan 3 Goku wins here"

"King Saturn said:

"Super Saiyan 3 Goku wins here"

I dunno know man I hear Chuck can RHK  a 1 billion Ton Astroid with ease."

"

Dam. This is just wrong.

"

yeah... chuck norris wins.

stupid wrong Chuck is a God on earth, where Goku is a God like sayian who is bound to die anyway.
Looking at Goku's  Death Count

"stupid wrong Chuck is a God on earth, where Goku is a God like sayian who is bound to die anyway.
Looking at Goku's  Death Count
"

Goku he would only have to hit him with his pinky finger and kill chuck.

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I think that goku would not realise that chuck norris  has like a whole nother 10 million when it comes to power level.
goku would punch lightly, but then the round house kick would kill him

 What's Chuck ever done to you? LOL. Goku for the win.

the only thing that will survive a nuclear war is chuck norris and cockroaches. unfortunately the cockroaches will NOT survive chuck norris.

chuck norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and the perfect roundhouse kick. when the devil came to collect chuck norris gave him a swift roundhouse to the face! the devil was so impressed with the irony the two became fast friends and still play cards every thursday.

chuck norris once fought god......now i'm not gonna tell you who won. but i will tell you this, chuck noriis is on tv every day some people are still searching for god.

"chuck norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and the perfect roundhouse kick. when the devil came to collect chuck norris gave him a swift roundhouse to the face! the devil was so impressed with the irony the two became fast friends and still play cards every thursday.

chuck norris once fought god......now i'm not gonna tell you who won. but i will tell you this, chuck noriis is on tv every day some people are still searching for god.

"

chuck norris is suing nbc claiming law and order are registered trademarks for his left and right legs.

If you can see chuck norris he can see you. if you can't see chuck norris you are seconds away from a roundhouse kick to the face.

chuck norris never goes hunting. hunting implies a chance for failure. chuck norris goes killing.

when chuck norris does push ups he isnt actually pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

;p Doing push ups but instead pushing the earth down huh? Then do you know he is doing a push up when he isn't going up?

chuck norris went back in time to stop the assassination of JFK. Norris lept in front of the bulllet and at the last second it ricocheted off his beard. Kennedy's head exploded out of shear amazment..

chuck norris invented mathematics so they could finish the title to missing in action 2

chuck norris once shot down a german plane by pointing his finger and yelling BANG.

"chuck norris once shot down a german plane by pointing his finger and yelling BANG.
"

chuck norris recently visited the virgin islands. Now they are knowns as simply "the islands"

"chuck norris recently visited the virgin islands. Now they are knowns as simply "the islands"
"

In any given room there are 3465 objects chuck norris could use to kill you including the room itself.

.......unless the room doesn't have anything that could hurt Goku.

Oh and Goku could turn his hair golden. GOD!!!

 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.

chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he's never cried a day in his life........

" If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.
"

Chuck norris' girlfriend once asked him "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" she promptly received a swift roundhouse kick to the face. One ,never rhyme in the presence of chuck norris, two, don't fuck with chuck!" it would be hours before he realized the irony of his statement.

chuck norris loves pina coladas, but he friggin hates getting caught in the rain.........

Ok I'm out. thank you for your time you've been great. be sure to tip your waitress........

" If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
           1 - Goku doesn't need any money. He's so famous he gets free food

 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

            2 - Goku doesn't need a computer. He has a high space tech that travels faster than light built for him whenever he wants

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

              3 - Goku gets famous every time fans say his name
         
      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

             4 - Goku can turn into a giant monkey and make KingKong his little bitch

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

             5 - Goku eats anything...including Chuck's wife

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

             6 - Goku is sueing Chuck Norris

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

             7 - Goku destroyed a planet because he thought it was food, so he cooked it with his energy


      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

          8  - Goku stares....everything dies with his fart


#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

          9 - When universe controlling space tyrants go to bed, they check there closet for Goku


# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

          10 - Goku doesn't need books period.


# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


       11 - Every living creatures love Goku to the point of worshiping like a king.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  
          12 - Outer space exists because Goku was alive


# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

       13 - Goku waits in his sleep


# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

       14 - Goku loves Waldo


# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

       15 - Goku doesn't need to count because he is the ONE

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

       16 - Goku's hair is sharp enough to cut through Adamantium with ease.


# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

       19 - Goku's so fast, he looks like he stayed in one place.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

       20 - Goku eats hands for breakfast

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

       21 - Goku once made a dinosour run for it's life because he wanted it for dinner....again.


# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  
       22 - Goku is immortal


# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

          23 - Goku goes through it.


# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

          24 - Goku becomes golden.

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    26 - The RR army gave up after Goku went through with it.


# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

       27 - Goku is LAW


after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

       28 - An entire planet surrendered after they realized Goku was coming to there planet.

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.
"
       30  - Gods fear him for being too powerful.

I can't believe someone took the time to reply with a Goku retort for every Chuck Norris joke on that list like its actually a serious argument. 
How sad....

"I can't believe someone took the time to reply with a Goku retort for every Chuck Norris joke on that list like its actually a serious argument. 
How sad....
"

Besides, i'm going to go watch a movie. Talk to you all later.

"Marshall Madness said:

" If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
           1 - Goku doesn't need any money. He's so famous he gets free food

 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

            2 - Goku doesn't need a computer. He has a high space tech that travels faster than light built for him whenever he wants

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

              3 - Goku gets famous every time fans say his name
         
      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

             4 - Goku can turn into a giant monkey and make KingKong his little bitch

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

             5 - Goku eats anything...including Chuck's wife

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

             6 - Goku is sueing Chuck Norris

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

             7 - Goku destroyed a planet because he thought it was food, so he cooked it with his energy


      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

          8  - Goku stares....everything dies with his fart


#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

          9 - When universe controlling space tyrants go to bed, they check there closet for Goku


# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

          10 - Goku doesn't need books period.


# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


       11 - Every living creatures love Goku to the point of worshiping like a king.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  
          12 - Outer space exists because Goku was alive


# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

       13 - Goku waits in his sleep


# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

       14 - Goku loves Waldo


# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

       15 - Goku doesn't need to count because he is the ONE

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

       16 - Goku's hair is sharp enough to cut through Adamantium with ease.


# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

       19 - Goku's so fast, he looks like he stayed in one place.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

       20 - Goku eats hands for breakfast

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

       21 - Goku once made a dinosour run for it's life because he wanted it for dinner....again.


# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  
       22 - Goku is immortal


# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

          23 - Goku goes through it.


# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

          24 - Goku becomes golden.

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    26 - The RR army gave up after Goku went through with it.


# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

       27 - Goku is LAW


after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

       28 - An entire planet surrendered after they realized Goku was coming to there planet.

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.
"
       30  - Gods fear him for being too powerful.

"

How the hell is MOTHER F#CKIN Chuck Norris so godamn powerful to you people????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

"How the hell is MOTHER F#CKIN Chuck Norris so godamn powerful to you people????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"

"Goku he would only have to hit him with his pinky finger and kill chuck."

"Hedatary said:

"Marshall Madness said:

" If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
           1 - Goku doesn't need any money. He's so famous he gets free food

 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

            2 - Goku doesn't need a computer. He has a high space tech that travels faster than light built for him whenever he wants

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

              3 - Goku gets famous every time fans say his name
         
      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

             4 - Goku can turn into a giant monkey and make KingKong his little bitch

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

             5 - Goku eats anything...including Chuck's wife

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

             6 - Goku is sueing Chuck Norris

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

             7 - Goku destroyed a planet because he thought it was food, so he cooked it with his energy


      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

          8  - Goku stares....everything dies with his fart


#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

          9 - When universe controlling space tyrants go to bed, they check there closet for Goku


# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

          10 - Goku doesn't need books period.


# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


       11 - Every living creatures love Goku to the point of worshiping like a king.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  
          12 - Outer space exists because Goku was alive


# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

       13 - Goku waits in his sleep


# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

       14 - Goku loves Waldo


# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

       15 - Goku doesn't need to count because he is the ONE

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

       16 - Goku's hair is sharp enough to cut through Adamantium with ease.


# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

       19 - Goku's so fast, he looks like he stayed in one place.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

       20 - Goku eats hands for breakfast

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

       21 - Goku once made a dinosour run for it's life because he wanted it for dinner....again.


# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  
       22 - Goku is immortal


# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

          23 - Goku goes through it.


# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

          24 - Goku becomes golden.

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    26 - The RR army gave up after Goku went through with it.


# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

       27 - Goku is LAW


after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

       28 - An entire planet surrendered after they realized Goku was coming to there planet.

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.
"
       30  - Gods fear him for being too powerful.

"

Proof of your love for Goku.

Chuck Norris sleeps while Goku gets tired trying to hit him with everything he has. Chuck wakes up after hearing Goku's screaming and roundhouse kicks him. He misses but the force of the kick breaks every bone in Goku's body.
"

"Hedatary said:

"Marshall Madness said:

" If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    
           1 - Goku doesn't need any money. He's so famous he gets free food

 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

            2 - Goku doesn't need a computer. He has a high space tech that travels faster than light built for him whenever he wants

      Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

              3 - Goku gets famous every time fans say his name
         
      Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

             4 - Goku can turn into a giant monkey and make KingKong his little bitch

      Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

             5 - Goku eats anything...including Chuck's wife

      Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

             6 - Goku is sueing Chuck Norris

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

             7 - Goku destroyed a planet because he thought it was food, so he cooked it with his energy


      Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

          8  - Goku stares....everything dies with his fart


#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

          9 - When universe controlling space tyrants go to bed, they check there closet for Goku


# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

          10 - Goku doesn't need books period.


# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


       11 - Every living creatures love Goku to the point of worshiping like a king.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  
          12 - Outer space exists because Goku was alive


# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

       13 - Goku waits in his sleep


# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

       14 - Goku loves Waldo


# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

       15 - Goku doesn't need to count because he is the ONE

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

       16 - Goku's hair is sharp enough to cut through Adamantium with ease.


# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

       19 - Goku's so fast, he looks like he stayed in one place.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

       20 - Goku eats hands for breakfast

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

       21 - Goku once made a dinosour run for it's life because he wanted it for dinner....again.


# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  
       22 - Goku is immortal


# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

          23 - Goku goes through it.


# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

          24 - Goku becomes golden.

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

    26 - The RR army gave up after Goku went through with it.


# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

       27 - Goku is LAW


after walker texas ranger premired in france the french surrendered just to be safe

       28 - An entire planet surrendered after they realized Goku was coming to there planet.

the original street fighter 2 beta tests included chuck norris as a character. all 6 buttons performed a roundhouse kick. he was omitted because he was considered too powerful.
"
       30  - Gods fear him for being too powerful.

"

Proof of your love for Goku.

Chuck Norris sleeps while Goku gets tired trying to hit him with everything he has. Chuck wakes up after hearing Goku's screaming and roundhouse kicks him. He misses but the force of the kick breaks every bone in Goku's body.
"