Chuck Norris vs Dos Equis guy vs Old spice guy

the battle of the "i can do anything because im awesome" guys.

Did somebody say Chuck Norris?

@chucknorrisreturned: why yes, yes i did

@KooKidzKlub666 said:

@chucknorrisreturned: why yes, yes i did

Chuck Norris is Omniversal how about the others?

@chucknorrisreturned: they are kinda the same idea of chuck norris jokes. havnt u seen these commercials.

like for dos equis "cuba imports cigars from him"

and Old Spice has apparent teleporttation and tiger punching skills

@KooKidzKlub666 said:

@chucknorrisreturned: they are kinda the same idea of chuck norris jokes. havnt u seen these commercials.

like for dos equis "cuba imports cigars from him"

and Old Spice has apparent teleporttation and tiger punching skills

Oh yes the most interesting man alive, he can possibly stalemate Chuck Norris but that's being very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very generous the other guy is cannon fodder his feats are nothing compared to the other two.

@chucknorrisreturned: ya exactly the Dos equis guy has a chance and i kinda just threw in old spice.

@KooKidzKlub666 said:

@chucknorrisreturned: ya exactly the Dos equis guy has a chance and i kinda just threw in old spice.

The punch you in the face and can't resist to thank him can give the equis guy a unstoppable combo breaker if he can keep up with chucks infinite speed.

Norris loses automatically for making Expendable 2 a PG-13 film.

@FinnVarra said:

Norris loses automatically for making Expendable 2 a PG-13 film.

Shut up bitch hater.

Look down now back up, Chuck Norris is now the old spice guy, he's on a horse.

@FinnVarra said:

Norris loses automatically for making Expendable 2 a PG-13 film.

Also SOOOOOO this ^^^

@Pokeysteve said:

Look down now back up, Chuck Norris is now the old spice guy, he's on a horse.

@FinnVarra said:

Norris loses automatically for making Expendable 2 a PG-13 film.

Also SOOOOOO this ^^^

@chucknorrisreturned: You're old news and you know it.

@chucknorrisreturned:

Dos Equis and Chuck Norris stalemate. The Old Spice man dies a horrible and painful death.

The only Old Spice guy that matters:

^^^^ THIS

If Bruce Campbell is the old spice guy, he wins on swag alone

Dos Equis guy all the way

Dos Equis Ownz and tells them all to stay thirsty.

Chuck Norris.

OLD SPICE CAN DO ANYTHING

Bruce Campbell is the man Chuck Norris wishes he could be

This is the first Chuck Norris Vs thread I'v seen that Chuck Norris would legit win 

Team Old Spice wins.

Old Spice should take this!

@chucknorrisreturned said:

Did somebody say Chuck Norris?

Old Spice Guy in a STOMP.

Chuck Norris is overrated. He couldn't even keep The Expendables 2's PG-13 rating. 

the most interesting man in the world, with chuck coming in a 2nd

Team Old Spice. All three are cooler than Chuck and though Dos Equis guy is interesting he doesn't have the level of reality warping Old Spice has.

Norris loses automatically for making Expendable 2 a PG-13 film.

I forget, what's the Old Spice guy's name?

...oh that's right, he's LUKE CAGE!

well i will have to say Schwarzenegger takes this... wait, arnold's not in this battle?

Dos Equis wins but Old Spice is no chump... he warps reality.

Chuck Norris is so overrated. Old Spice Guy FTW!!!!

Dos Equis Man would beat the two at a drinking contest.

Chuck Norris loses, I hate to say. I loved Texas Ranger show from the old days though.

Bruce Lee roflstomp.

@chucknorrisreturned:

well, that was a nice fact^^^