Chuck Norris vs Dos Equis guy vs Old spice guy

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#1  Edited By KooKidzKlub666

the battle of the "i can do anything because im awesome" guys.

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Did somebody say Chuck Norris?

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#3  Edited By KooKidzKlub666

@chucknorrisreturned: why yes, yes i did

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@KooKidzKlub666 said:

@chucknorrisreturned: why yes, yes i did

Chuck Norris is Omniversal how about the others?

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#5  Edited By KooKidzKlub666

@chucknorrisreturned: they are kinda the same idea of chuck norris jokes. havnt u seen these commercials.

like for dos equis "cuba imports cigars from him"

and Old Spice has apparent teleporttation and tiger punching skills

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@KooKidzKlub666 said:

@chucknorrisreturned: they are kinda the same idea of chuck norris jokes. havnt u seen these commercials.

like for dos equis "cuba imports cigars from him"

and Old Spice has apparent teleporttation and tiger punching skills

Oh yes the most interesting man alive, he can possibly stalemate Chuck Norris but that's being very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very generous the other guy is cannon fodder his feats are nothing compared to the other two.

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#7  Edited By KooKidzKlub666

@chucknorrisreturned: ya exactly the Dos equis guy has a chance and i kinda just threw in old spice.

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@KooKidzKlub666 said:

@chucknorrisreturned: ya exactly the Dos equis guy has a chance and i kinda just threw in old spice.

The punch you in the face and can't resist to thank him can give the equis guy a unstoppable combo breaker if he can keep up with chucks infinite speed.

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#9  Edited By FinnVarra

Norris loses automatically for making Expendable 2 a PG-13 film.

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@FinnVarra said:

Norris loses automatically for making Expendable 2 a PG-13 film.

Shut up bitch hater.

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#11  Edited By Pokeysteve

Look down now back up, Chuck Norris is now the old spice guy, he's on a horse.

@FinnVarra said:

Norris loses automatically for making Expendable 2 a PG-13 film.

Also SOOOOOO this ^^^

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@Pokeysteve said:

Look down now back up, Chuck Norris is now the old spice guy, he's on a horse.

@FinnVarra said:

Norris loses automatically for making Expendable 2 a PG-13 film.

Also SOOOOOO this ^^^

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#13  Edited By FinnVarra

@chucknorrisreturned: You're old news and you know it.

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#14  Edited By Pokeysteve

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#15  Edited By kidJOEY1

Dos Equis and Chuck Norris stalemate. The Old Spice man dies a horrible and painful death.

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#16  Edited By Shawnbaby

The only Old Spice guy that matters:

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#17  Edited By steelhound56

^^^^ THIS

If Bruce Campbell is the old spice guy, he wins on swag alone

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#18  Edited By TheWitchingHour

Dos Equis guy all the way

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#19  Edited By Mystic_Marvel

Dos Equis Ownz and tells them all to stay thirsty.

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#20  Edited By jeanroygrant

Chuck Norris.

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#21  Edited By troller

OLD SPICE CAN DO ANYTHING

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#22  Edited By joshmightbe

Bruce Campbell is the man Chuck Norris wishes he could be

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#23  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous

This is the first Chuck Norris Vs thread I'v seen that Chuck Norris would legit win 

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#24  Edited By Pwok21

Team Old Spice wins.

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#25  Edited By ChaosMarvel

Old Spice should take this!

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#26  Edited By FourthDeity

@chucknorrisreturned said:

Did somebody say Chuck Norris?

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#27  Edited By blackadamFTW

Old Spice Guy in a STOMP.

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#28  Edited By Shawnbaby

Chuck Norris is overrated. He couldn't even keep The Expendables 2's PG-13 rating. 

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#29  Edited By NEEK_03

the most interesting man in the world, with chuck coming in a 2nd

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#30  Edited By Lunacyde  Moderator

Team Old Spice. All three are cooler than Chuck and though Dos Equis guy is interesting he doesn't have the level of reality warping Old Spice has.

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#31  Edited By WaveMotionCannon
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Norris loses automatically for making Expendable 2 a PG-13 film.

This two times.
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#32  Edited By FinnVarra

I forget, what's the Old Spice guy's name?

...oh that's right, he's LUKE CAGE!

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#33  Edited By ChaosBlazer

well i will have to say Schwarzenegger takes this... wait, arnold's not in this battle?

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Dos Equis wins but Old Spice is no chump... he warps reality.

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Chuck Norris is so overrated. Old Spice Guy FTW!!!!

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#36  Edited By Eyelash30

Dos Equis Man would beat the two at a drinking contest.

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#38  Edited By deadpool6_6_6

Chuck Norris loses, I hate to say. I loved Texas Ranger show from the old days though.

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#39  Edited By XEL820

Bruce Lee roflstomp.

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#41  Edited By lezickh

well, that was a nice fact^^^