chuck norris and bruce lee vs clint eastwood and ip man

Round 1 : No Weapons, takes place in a dirty warehouse filled with junk, No Prep, K.O or Death.

Round 2 : Weapons allowed, Bruce lee Gets his nunchucks, Chuck norris gets his fist beard, Clint has a Golf club and ip man has a long pole, takes place atop of a snowy mountain in a blizzard, death only.

Round 3 : same as first but Clint has his signature guns, and the rest will use the guns from the timeline. Death only.

Bonus round : Free for all match, everyone has 1 year of prep to gather what they need.

Bonus round 2 : two teams are added team 3- Arnold schwarzenegger and Samuel l jackson team 4- mr t and Rambo.

Clint Eastwood solos them all.

Bump

Double Bump

Chuck Solos, he even made death his B****

Chuck Solos, he even made death his B****

It appears that this thread has become a meme haven.

bump infinity

@lord44 said:

LOL , Awesome pics :D

Oh man this is rough

Realistically ip man and clint take this handily all rounds.

I'm surprised how fast this thread was replied to.

@theamazingbatman:

@nerdchore:

@lord44 said:

@theamazingbatman:

@nerdchore:

LOL

@lord44: fake facts dont count. Ip man could potentially solo both of them.

Realistically how would a fight between Clint Eastwood and Bruce Lee go? That's kinda interesting.

@nickzambuto: how skilled is clint in melee fighting?

Also Guys Remember in the second bounus round there are two teams added.

That's what I would like to know.

I don't think he's much of a martial artist, but then again in the real world to a tough, scrappy guy like Clint Eastwood it should make no difference.

@lord44:

Chuck Norris cut down the tree. With his pinky

@parryboy: exactly my point. You have no real evidence of chuck norris feats.

@lord44: buuuuurrrn

triple bump

Not enough?

chuck norris<bruce lee<ip man
clint eastwood<chuck norris
so
clint eastwood<chuck norris<bruce lee<ip man
team 2 cause of IP MAN

Bruce Lee kicks Chuck Norris's ass like always, Ip Man beats Bruce and Clint.

Bruce Lee and Ip man 'slaughter stomp' -- both irl and movie versions.

D³

Clint Eastwood solos.

@the_beyonders_car: You put Eastwood in a fight without guns?

Ip Man taught Bruce Lee everything he knows.

Bruce > Chuck

Ip Man solos

@erik: there are guns in the third round

Not the point at all. You have handicapped everyone else fighting against him. Eastwood uses guns to keep from accidentally killing everyone on the planet with his fists.

Ip man would be the reason team 2 wind rounds 1-4 but chuck Norris's awesomeness repels it so TEAM 1

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

He'd do the same there ;)

Remember the bonus rounds.

People remeber there are bonus rounds with extra teams.

Clint solos.

Mismatch

@lord44: what anime is that from?

Don't know sorry xD

@lord44: ok, how did you quote me? Also 50th comment