Charlie Harper vs Barney Stinson (picking up women)

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#1 Edited by cpt_linger (2978 posts) - - Show Bio
Ultimate Pick-Up Battle  
 
Which of these two could pick up the most women in a night? Who could pick up the most in a week? Barney Stinson may have magic tricks, good looks and a can do attitude, but what is it when put against Charlie Harper's Malibu estate, fast cars and a heavy drinking problem. 
 
 Battle takes place on Bourbon Street, New Orleans. Barney starts at one end, Charlie at the other, when they meet in the middle who will have most women in arms?

 Barney Stinson
 Barney Stinson

Edit: No Chalie Sheen hate mail please
    
 Charlie Harper
 Charlie Harper
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#2 Posted by PreyingMantis (171 posts) - - Show Bio

Barney with prep wins. 
 
Charlie needs to suit up.

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#3 Posted by Jorg (739 posts) - - Show Bio

....... 
 
Charlie Harper...is literally Charlie Sheen... 
 
Tiger blood ftw here
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#4 Posted by Green Skin (2943 posts) - - Show Bio

Barney without a doubt.  After all he did score a perfect game where he picked up a girl every night for a week.  He scored with the time travel bit, and he wrote the Bro code.

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#5 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (18128 posts) - - Show Bio

money beats good looks, sorry barney
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#6 Posted by Pokeysteve (12029 posts) - - Show Bio
@Avenging-X-Bolt: Barney has a flat screen that is literally one of his walls. He has money.  
 
I'm partial because it's my favorite show but Barney wins. He's always ready to pick up a girl. He sleeps in a suit. A pajama suit. He also has The Playbook. Charlie is old, out of shape and pays for most of the women he picks up. Fun thread CPT =D
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#7 Posted by cpt_linger (2978 posts) - - Show Bio
@Pokeysteve said:
"@Avenging-X-Bolt: pays for most of the women he picks up. Fun thread CPT =D "
 
By that logic he could buy himself a win here =P
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#8 Posted by mrtrickster (3105 posts) - - Show Bio

anybody can buy themselves a win if they have enough money

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#9 Posted by cpt_linger (2978 posts) - - Show Bio
@mrtrickster said:
"anybody can buy themselves a win if they have enough money "

So Batman has been wasting his time fighting crime when he could have just paid for it to go away?
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#10 Posted by mrtrickster (3105 posts) - - Show Bio
@cpt_linger said:
" @mrtrickster said:
"anybody can buy themselves a win if they have enough money "
So Batman has been wasting his time fighting crime when he could have just paid for it to go away? "
I thought this thread is about picking up women..................
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#11 Posted by cpt_linger (2978 posts) - - Show Bio
@mrtrickster said:
" @cpt_linger said:
" @mrtrickster said:
"anybody can buy themselves a win if they have enough money "
So Batman has been wasting his time fighting crime when he could have just paid for it to go away? "
I thought this thread is about picking up women.................. "

You're right, I guess when it comes to women, you can buy yourself a win. And whos winning?
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#12 Posted by Jorg (739 posts) - - Show Bio

Charlie picks up a new woman per show, sometimes 2-3.  
 
If he doesn't screw around with alan and nights in getting drunk alone he could win this easily.  
 
"Are you cheating on me?" 
Charlie - "Well...trust is a two way street....i've been hurt before..." 
"you can trust me charlie" 
"I hope so, because without trust....all we have is sex..." 
"Oh charlie, everything will be fine" 
 
The Guys a master manipulator!
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#13 Posted by Pokeysteve (12029 posts) - - Show Bio
@cpt_linger said:
" @Pokeysteve said:
"@Avenging-X-Bolt: pays for most of the women he picks up. Fun thread CPT =D "
 By that logic he could buy himself a win here =P "
No. Buying isn't "picking up".  
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#14 Posted by Achilles. (3911 posts) - - Show Bio

Barney without a sweat....

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#15 Posted by comicdude23 (11901 posts) - - Show Bio

Joey Tribianni vs Barny would be better. 
 
But Charlie wins this, he's older, has more experience. And has more money.

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#16 Posted by Fehafare (400 posts) - - Show Bio

Barny crumbstomps.

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#17 Posted by Saren (27938 posts) - - Show Bio

Barney actually picks up women. Charlie just buys them. This is no contest.

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#18 Posted by Enzeru--defunct (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

Barney because of his magical powers!
"I guess..."
"Oh my god!"

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#19 Posted by comicdude23 (11901 posts) - - Show Bio
@Fehafare@CitizenBane: Money wins in the end....
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#20 Posted by Fehafare (400 posts) - - Show Bio
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And that means who wins? 
I didn't see much episodes of 2 and a half man (i saw like 80-100), i know that he makes those songs for children and earns pretty well, but look at barny, he never showed any conserns about money, can aford himself to buy like 5 TV-s just to smash them and not to forget he has 2 wall TV-s, (not TV-s on a wall but TV-s that are a wall) 
So either way he would win, if we go by money or by strategy.
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#21 Posted by comicdude23 (11901 posts) - - Show Bio
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@comicdude23: And that means who wins? I didn't see much episodes of 2 and a half man (i saw like 80-100), i know that he makes those songs for children and earns pretty well, but look at barny, he never showed any conserns about money, can aford himself to buy like 5 TV-s just to smash them and not to forget he has 2 wall TV-s, (not TV-s on a wall but TV-s that are a wall) So either way he would win, if we go by money or by strategy.
This would go similar to what happened with Charlie and his young handyman. He had a young handyman, and Charlie's girlfriend preferred him a-lot more, but he gave her money and bought her something and she chose a some-what 40 year old Charlie over a some-what 20 something handyman. Charlie has a beach-house. He's had 3-somes, etc...as I said, more exp.
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#22 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

no one beats Charlie Sheen he is the Warlock. 
The guys who belives tha Doogie Howser can wins are loosing. 
I am WINNING!!!!

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#23 Posted by ComicStooge (22063 posts) - - Show Bio

Barney pushes Charlie in front of a train. 
 
The end.
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#24 Posted by Pokeysteve (12029 posts) - - Show Bio

Barney and his friends made a Bracket of all the women he picked up and tried to figure out which one he screwed over the worst. A freaking bracket!! Charlie has never done anything impressive other than whipping out a bunch of cash. The only person who can compete with Barney for the ladies is The Fonz.  And this is on Bourbon Street. Their money and big ass tvs and cars and beach houses aren't going to be of any use. 

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#25 Posted by Frozen (21134 posts) - - Show Bio
@Pokeysteve said:
Barney and his friends made a Bracket of all the women he picked up and tried to figure out which one he screwed over the worst. A freaking bracket!! Charlie has never done anything impressive other than whipping out a bunch of cash. The only person who can compete with Barney for the ladies is The Fonz.  And this is on Bourbon Street. Their money and big ass tvs and cars and beach houses aren't going to be of any use. 
Joe Tribianni could probably do better than Barney. But Charlie has picked up several women all the time, he's had so many he can't remember all of them, and he did so many women that they made a website against Charlie Harper. Again, money and cars has already beaten a younger guy in an episode.
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#26 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38932 posts) - - Show Bio
Charlie Harper
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#27 Edited by DoorstepDude (37 posts) - - Show Bio

I remember this episode of HIMYM where Barney shows to have the skills to convince everyone he wants to do almost everything he wants them to do. Dunno in which episode this was tho. But i think it was Season 6.

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#28 Posted by beatboks1 (10194 posts) - - Show Bio
@Frozen said:
@Pokeysteve said:
Barney and his friends made a Bracket of all the women he picked up and tried to figure out which one he screwed over the worst. A freaking bracket!! Charlie has never done anything impressive other than whipping out a bunch of cash. The only person who can compete with Barney for the ladies is The Fonz.  And this is on Bourbon Street. Their money and big ass tvs and cars and beach houses aren't going to be of any use. 
Joe Tribianni could probably do better than Barney. But Charlie has picked up several women all the time, he's had so many he can't remember all of them, and he did so many women that they made a website against Charlie Harper. Again, money and cars has already beaten a younger guy in an episode.
That actually point to why Charlie would loose to Barney. Charlie get the sex and pisses of the woman. Barnie get's the Sex (just as much, if there is a difference more) cut's the woman loose but actually still has all of them wanting him when next they meet. Barney can and has gone back, while Charlie has burned all his bridges. Also on the money front Barney has more. He's high enough up the corporate ladder that he can choose who get's major contracts on a whim. All Charlie does is write jingles. The difference between the two would be several zero's per year in Barney's favor plus stock options worth much much more. there have also been two eps of 2 1/2 men where Charlie had money problems - not so for Barney. Who as stated could buy better and better TV's (some of which would have been a couple of $K) just to smash and take out frustration. in that one ep Barney threw around $20K down the drain in a few days without a second thought. That's more money thrown around in 1 ep than Charlie has thrown around in several.
 
As for the can't remember them Barney doesn't remember all the names either, but he also doesn't drink as much as Charlie (less brain cells killed hardly a feat).
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#29 Posted by Frozen (21134 posts) - - Show Bio
@beatboks1 said:
@Frozen said:
@Pokeysteve said:
Barney and his friends made a Bracket of all the women he picked up and tried to figure out which one he screwed over the worst. A freaking bracket!! Charlie has never done anything impressive other than whipping out a bunch of cash. The only person who can compete with Barney for the ladies is The Fonz.  And this is on Bourbon Street. Their money and big ass tvs and cars and beach houses aren't going to be of any use. 
Joe Tribianni could probably do better than Barney. But Charlie has picked up several women all the time, he's had so many he can't remember all of them, and he did so many women that they made a website against Charlie Harper. Again, money and cars has already beaten a younger guy in an episode.
That actually point to why Charlie would loose to Barney. Charlie get the sex and pisses of the woman. Barnie get's the Sex (just as much, if there is a difference more) cut's the woman loose but actually still has all of them wanting him when next they meet. Barney can and has gone back, while Charlie has burned all his bridges. Also on the money front Barney has more. He's high enough up the corporate ladder that he can choose who get's major contracts on a whim. All Charlie does is write jingles. The difference between the two would be several zero's per year in Barney's favor plus stock options worth much much more. there have also been two eps of 2 1/2 men where Charlie had money problems - not so for Barney. Who as stated could buy better and better TV's (some of which would have been a couple of $K) just to smash and take out frustration. in that one ep Barney threw around $20K down the drain in a few days without a second thought. That's more money thrown around in 1 ep than Charlie has thrown around in several.  As for the can't remember them Barney doesn't remember all the names either, but he also doesn't drink as much as Charlie (less brain cells killed hardly a feat).
The women still want Charlie. He just doesn't want them. I don't think Barney has more, Charlie has a big-expensive beach house in Malibu, and he got tonnes of money from doing Charlie-Waffles. Those jungles made him a popular-rich kids singer. Charlie had money problems but he still had money in his pocket, and with help he got through it. Also, could you name the ep or show a video of when Barney through out $20k. Also, we've seen Charlie do more as Two and a Half Men has ran for 8 years now, How I Met Your Mother has only ran for 4. Also, I believe theirs an episode where it is revealed that Charlie has a stash of money in his bedroom somewhere.
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#30 Posted by beatboks1 (10194 posts) - - Show Bio
@Frozen: And yet Barnie doesn't get the  hate or a whole sites dedicated to dissing him.
On the money front ( last post I'll make on it). I just went to two reale estate sites. A Malibu beach front home like that of Charlies goes fro between 1.3 to 1.7 million. An upper east side Penthouse like that of Barney's goes for 1.4 1.7 million. I don't really see a difference. Now if Charlies home was depicted as a mansion with large grounds (which none of the images look anything like ) it would be 4 to 10 million. You've never seen the ep where Barney out of frustration goes to an electronics retailer and buys between 20 to 30 TV's walked out of the store and smashed them on the ground. He started off with TV that is similar to my own (which was $1400) and the last one was a 42" HD 3d TV. Really don't think he has money problems he did after all buy his mom a home as well as a holiday one for himself (that's on top of the penthouse)
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#31 Edited by Pokeysteve (12029 posts) - - Show Bio
@Frozen said:

@beatboks1 said:

@Frozen said:
@Pokeysteve said:
Barney and his friends made a Bracket of all the women he picked up and tried to figure out which one he screwed over the worst. A freaking bracket!! Charlie has never done anything impressive other than whipping out a bunch of cash. The only person who can compete with Barney for the ladies is The Fonz.  And this is on Bourbon Street. Their money and big ass tvs and cars and beach houses aren't going to be of any use. 
Joe Tribianni could probably do better than Barney. But Charlie has picked up several women all the time, he's had so many he can't remember all of them, and he did so many women that they made a website against Charlie Harper. Again, money and cars has already beaten a younger guy in an episode.
That actually point to why Charlie would loose to Barney. Charlie get the sex and pisses of the woman. Barnie get's the Sex (just as much, if there is a difference more) cut's the woman loose but actually still has all of them wanting him when next they meet. Barney can and has gone back, while Charlie has burned all his bridges. Also on the money front Barney has more. He's high enough up the corporate ladder that he can choose who get's major contracts on a whim. All Charlie does is write jingles. The difference between the two would be several zero's per year in Barney's favor plus stock options worth much much more. there have also been two eps of 2 1/2 men where Charlie had money problems - not so for Barney. Who as stated could buy better and better TV's (some of which would have been a couple of $K) just to smash and take out frustration. in that one ep Barney threw around $20K down the drain in a few days without a second thought. That's more money thrown around in 1 ep than Charlie has thrown around in several.  As for the can't remember them Barney doesn't remember all the names either, but he also doesn't drink as much as Charlie (less brain cells killed hardly a feat).
The women still want Charlie. He just doesn't want them. I don't think Barney has more, Charlie has a big-expensive beach house in Malibu, and he got tonnes of money from doing Charlie-Waffles. Those jungles made him a popular-rich kids singer. Charlie had money problems but he still had money in his pocket, and with help he got through it. Also, could you name the ep or show a video of when Barney through out $20k. Also, we've seen Charlie do more as Two and a Half Men has ran for 8 years now, How I Met Your Mother has only ran for 4. Also, I believe theirs an episode where it is revealed that Charlie has a stash of money in his bedroom somewhere.
I wanna clear up the tv thing first. Barney only actually paid for 1 tv. He was finding them in the dumpster behind the bar. When he sees the trash has been picked up he goes and buys one and then they cut to him smashing it behind the bar. I don't remember him throwing away 20K in a day but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. Barney also has pissed a woman off to the point where she made a website about him. He was using his friend Ted Mosby's name at the time though haha the creators actually put up a website for any fans of the show TedMosbyisajerk.com.  I wish I knew how to make video clips. Barney has way more feats up hook ups than Charlie. Like I said though, this battle takes place on Bourbon street. Their money and fancy houses don't mean anything.  
 
@Frozen said:

@beatboks1 said:

@Frozen said:
@Pokeysteve said:
Barney and his friends made a Bracket of all the women he picked up and tried to figure out which one he screwed over the worst. A freaking bracket!! Charlie has never done anything impressive other than whipping out a bunch of cash. The only person who can compete with Barney for the ladies is The Fonz.  And this is on Bourbon Street. Their money and big ass tvs and cars and beach houses aren't going to be of any use. 
Joe Tribianni could probably do better than Barney. But Charlie has picked up several women all the time, he's had so many he can't remember all of them, and he did so many women that they made a website against Charlie Harper. Again, money and cars has already beaten a younger guy in an episode.
That actually point to why Charlie would loose to Barney. Charlie get the sex and pisses of the woman. Barnie get's the Sex (just as much, if there is a difference more) cut's the woman loose but actually still has all of them wanting him when next they meet. Barney can and has gone back, while Charlie has burned all his bridges. Also on the money front Barney has more. He's high enough up the corporate ladder that he can choose who get's major contracts on a whim. All Charlie does is write jingles. The difference between the two would be several zero's per year in Barney's favor plus stock options worth much much more. there have also been two eps of 2 1/2 men where Charlie had money problems - not so for Barney. Who as stated could buy better and better TV's (some of which would have been a couple of $K) just to smash and take out frustration. in that one ep Barney threw around $20K down the drain in a few days without a second thought. That's more money thrown around in 1 ep than Charlie has thrown around in several.  As for the can't remember them Barney doesn't remember all the names either, but he also doesn't drink as much as Charlie (less brain cells killed hardly a feat).
The women still want Charlie. He just doesn't want them. I don't think Barney has more, Charlie has a big-expensive beach house in Malibu, and he got tonnes of money from doing Charlie-Waffles. Those jungles made him a popular-rich kids singer. Charlie had money problems but he still had money in his pocket, and with help he got through it. Also, could you name the ep or show a video of when Barney through out $20k. Also, we've seen Charlie do more as Two and a Half Men has ran for 8 years now, How I Met Your Mother has only ran for 4. Also, I believe theirs an episode where it is revealed that Charlie has a stash of money in his bedroom somewhere.
How I Met You Mother is entering it's 7th season.  
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#32 Edited by Nessy (600 posts) - - Show Bio

@Avenging-X-Bolt: Barney has a flat screen that is literally one of his walls. He has money.  
 
I'm partial because it's my favorite show but Barney wins. He's always ready to pick up a girl. He sleeps in a suit. A pajama suit. He also has The Playbook. Charlie is old, out of shape and pays for most of the women he picks up. Fun thread CPT =D



 
He actually has 2 flat screens covering 2 of his walls :) 
 
Barney goes out of his way to make picking up women a challenge, he even had so many women calling him at one point that it almost drove him insane. Charlie isn't even at Joey Tribbiani level. 
 
Barney makes a bracket out of women he's slept with in a competition to find out who has been wronging him, and he has also had a website made about him. 
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#33 Posted by CainPanell (23760 posts) - - Show Bio
@Fehafare: exactly he at one point found the best option for a tv just so he could throw it in the garbage
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#34 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

CHARLIE IS WINNING AND THE REST ARE LOSING. 
Because he is a frecking rockstar from mars, he is in a drug and is callded Charlie Haper if Doogie Howser try it his face would melt. 
HE IS WIINING HERE, WINNING THER, WINNING EVERYWHERE, HE IS JUST BIWINNING!!!

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#35 Posted by beatboks1 (10194 posts) - - Show Bio
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I wanna clear up the tv thing first. Barney only actually paid for 1 tv. He was finding them in the dumpster behind the bar. When he sees the trash has been picked up he goes and buys one and then they cut to him smashing it behind the bar. I don't remember him throwing away 20K in a day but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. Barney also has pissed a woman off to the point where she made a website about him. He was using his friend Ted Mosby's name at the time though haha the creators actually put up a website for any fans of the show TedMosbyisajerk.com.  I wish I knew how to make video clips. Barney has way more feats up hook ups than Charlie. Like I said though, this battle takes place on Bourbon street. Their money and fancy houses don't mean anything.  
 
Not sure how i missed this so sorry for late reply, but are you sure about him finding the TV's. I could have sworn He purchased several in that store i remember him talking to the sales clerk about a plasma like mine and another after that and finally the 3d. I'm not a huge fan of the show and usually only watch it when my kid's are watching one TV (the 42" Plasma in my room not the 32" LCD connected to DVD or media player  in their room because of course they want to watch pay TV) leaving me stuck watching the other 42" plasma in the living room that my wife has on "how I met your Mother".  i was also sure he smashed around 9 or so TV's (the first two of which - old fashion box type were found in the dumpster)
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#36 Posted by Stompa (1495 posts) - - Show Bio

Barney. Playbook. Nuff said.

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#37 Posted by Frozen (21134 posts) - - Show Bio
@Pokeysteve said:
@Frozen said:

@beatboks1 said:

@Frozen said:
@Pokeysteve said:
Barney and his friends made a Bracket of all the women he picked up and tried to figure out which one he screwed over the worst. A freaking bracket!! Charlie has never done anything impressive other than whipping out a bunch of cash. The only person who can compete with Barney for the ladies is The Fonz.  And this is on Bourbon Street. Their money and big ass tvs and cars and beach houses aren't going to be of any use. 
Joe Tribianni could probably do better than Barney. But Charlie has picked up several women all the time, he's had so many he can't remember all of them, and he did so many women that they made a website against Charlie Harper. Again, money and cars has already beaten a younger guy in an episode.
That actually point to why Charlie would loose to Barney. Charlie get the sex and pisses of the woman. Barnie get's the Sex (just as much, if there is a difference more) cut's the woman loose but actually still has all of them wanting him when next they meet. Barney can and has gone back, while Charlie has burned all his bridges. Also on the money front Barney has more. He's high enough up the corporate ladder that he can choose who get's major contracts on a whim. All Charlie does is write jingles. The difference between the two would be several zero's per year in Barney's favor plus stock options worth much much more. there have also been two eps of 2 1/2 men where Charlie had money problems - not so for Barney. Who as stated could buy better and better TV's (some of which would have been a couple of $K) just to smash and take out frustration. in that one ep Barney threw around $20K down the drain in a few days without a second thought. That's more money thrown around in 1 ep than Charlie has thrown around in several.  As for the can't remember them Barney doesn't remember all the names either, but he also doesn't drink as much as Charlie (less brain cells killed hardly a feat).
The women still want Charlie. He just doesn't want them. I don't think Barney has more, Charlie has a big-expensive beach house in Malibu, and he got tonnes of money from doing Charlie-Waffles. Those jungles made him a popular-rich kids singer. Charlie had money problems but he still had money in his pocket, and with help he got through it. Also, could you name the ep or show a video of when Barney through out $20k. Also, we've seen Charlie do more as Two and a Half Men has ran for 8 years now, How I Met Your Mother has only ran for 4. Also, I believe theirs an episode where it is revealed that Charlie has a stash of money in his bedroom somewhere.

I wanna clear up the tv thing first. Barney only actually paid for 1 tv. He was finding them in the dumpster behind the bar. When he sees the trash has been picked up he goes and buys one and then they cut to him smashing it behind the bar. I don't remember him throwing away 20K in a day but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. Barney also has pissed a woman off to the point where she made a website about him. He was using his friend Ted Mosby's name at the time though haha the creators actually put up a website for any fans of the show TedMosbyisajerk.com.  I wish I knew how to make video clips. Barney has way more feats up hook ups than Charlie. Like I said though, this battle takes place on Bourbon street. Their money and fancy houses don't mean anything.   


 
Ok. He paid for 1 TV. When did this 20k thing happen? Because if it did happen their has to be proof. When did Barney's pissed off girlfriend make a website? If you watch the episode with the website of Charlie you will see their are many, many, many women who he has pissed off, and when he apologizes they all forgive him. But ok you posted the link. Here is the episode with Charlie Harper sucks. Also, he usually can pull out some money.
 
Here. Charlie Harper sucks - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGpyLsKVgho
 
@Frozen said:

@beatboks1 said:

@Frozen said:
@Pokeysteve said:
Barney and his friends made a Bracket of all the women he picked up and tried to figure out which one he screwed over the worst. A freaking bracket!! Charlie has never done anything impressive other than whipping out a bunch of cash. The only person who can compete with Barney for the ladies is The Fonz.  And this is on Bourbon Street. Their money and big ass tvs and cars and beach houses aren't going to be of any use. 
Joe Tribianni could probably do better than Barney. But Charlie has picked up several women all the time, he's had so many he can't remember all of them, and he did so many women that they made a website against Charlie Harper. Again, money and cars has already beaten a younger guy in an episode.
That actually point to why Charlie would loose to Barney. Charlie get the sex and pisses of the woman. Barnie get's the Sex (just as much, if there is a difference more) cut's the woman loose but actually still has all of them wanting him when next they meet. Barney can and has gone back, while Charlie has burned all his bridges. Also on the money front Barney has more. He's high enough up the corporate ladder that he can choose who get's major contracts on a whim. All Charlie does is write jingles. The difference between the two would be several zero's per year in Barney's favor plus stock options worth much much more. there have also been two eps of 2 1/2 men where Charlie had money problems - not so for Barney. Who as stated could buy better and better TV's (some of which would have been a couple of $K) just to smash and take out frustration. in that one ep Barney threw around $20K down the drain in a few days without a second thought. That's more money thrown around in 1 ep than Charlie has thrown around in several.  As for the can't remember them Barney doesn't remember all the names either, but he also doesn't drink as much as Charlie (less brain cells killed hardly a feat).
The women still want Charlie. He just doesn't want them. I don't think Barney has more, Charlie has a big-expensive beach house in Malibu, and he got tonnes of money from doing Charlie-Waffles. Those jungles made him a popular-rich kids singer. Charlie had money problems but he still had money in his pocket, and with help he got through it. Also, could you name the ep or show a video of when Barney through out $20k. Also, we've seen Charlie do more as Two and a Half Men has ran for 8 years now, How I Met Your Mother has only ran for 4. Also, I believe theirs an episode where it is revealed that Charlie has a stash of money in his bedroom somewhere.

How I Met You Mother is entering it's 7th season.   


 
Nice, I've been waiting for the new season.
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#38 Posted by Frozen (21134 posts) - - Show Bio
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@Frozen: And yet Barnie doesn't get the  hate or a whole sites dedicated to dissing him. On the money front ( last post I'll make on it). I just went to two reale estate sites. A Malibu beach front home like that of Charlies goes fro between 1.3 to 1.7 million. An upper east side Penthouse like that of Barney's goes for 1.4 1.7 million. I don't really see a difference. Now if Charlies home was depicted as a mansion with large grounds (which none of the images look anything like ) it would be 4 to 10 million. You've never seen the ep where Barney out of frustration goes to an electronics retailer and buys between 20 to 30 TV's walked out of the store and smashed them on the ground. He started off with TV that is similar to my own (which was $1400) and the last one was a 42" HD 3d TV. Really don't think he has money problems he did after all buy his mom a home as well as a holiday one for himself (that's on top of the penthouse)
Actually, acording to Pokeysteve he did. Can you name or show a clip of Barney doing that to those TVs? Some clip or episode name? 
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#39 Posted by beatboks1 (10194 posts) - - Show Bio
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@beatboks1 said:
@Frozen: And yet Barnie doesn't get the  hate or a whole sites dedicated to dissing him. On the money front ( last post I'll make on it). I just went to two reale estate sites. A Malibu beach front home like that of Charlies goes fro between 1.3 to 1.7 million. An upper east side Penthouse like that of Barney's goes for 1.4 1.7 million. I don't really see a difference. Now if Charlies home was depicted as a mansion with large grounds (which none of the images look anything like ) it would be 4 to 10 million. You've never seen the ep where Barney out of frustration goes to an electronics retailer and buys between 20 to 30 TV's walked out of the store and smashed them on the ground. He started off with TV that is similar to my own (which was $1400) and the last one was a 42" HD 3d TV. Really don't think he has money problems he did after all buy his mom a home as well as a holiday one for himself (that's on top of the penthouse)
Actually, acording to Pokeysteve he did. Can you name or show a clip of Barney doing that to those TVs? Some clip or episode name? 
I'll take pokey's word on the internet thing, but the ep I watched I could have sworn he was buying at least 3 ( I thought it was more like 6i did see he got one out of the "dumpster", which is why I've queried pokey). Since I've seen like maybe a dozen eps not likely to be able to name one. Still doesn't change teh fact that a penthouse in upper east side of Manhattan is still worth a few  times what a non estate beach front house is in Malibu. That's according to reale estate checks on line. If the Malibu house was multi floor with a large grounds and estate (which isn't what I've seen on the 20 to 30 eps I've seen) etc it would go the other way.
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#40 Posted by Frozen (21134 posts) - - Show Bio
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@Frozen said:
@beatboks1 said:
@Frozen: And yet Barnie doesn't get the  hate or a whole sites dedicated to dissing him. On the money front ( last post I'll make on it). I just went to two reale estate sites. A Malibu beach front home like that of Charlies goes fro between 1.3 to 1.7 million. An upper east side Penthouse like that of Barney's goes for 1.4 1.7 million. I don't really see a difference. Now if Charlies home was depicted as a mansion with large grounds (which none of the images look anything like ) it would be 4 to 10 million. You've never seen the ep where Barney out of frustration goes to an electronics retailer and buys between 20 to 30 TV's walked out of the store and smashed them on the ground. He started off with TV that is similar to my own (which was $1400) and the last one was a 42" HD 3d TV. Really don't think he has money problems he did after all buy his mom a home as well as a holiday one for himself (that's on top of the penthouse)
Actually, acording to Pokeysteve he did. Can you name or show a clip of Barney doing that to those TVs? Some clip or episode name? 
I'll take pokey's word on the internet thing, but the ep I watched I could have sworn he was buying at least 3 ( I thought it was more like 6i did see he got one out of the "dumpster", which is why I've queried pokey). Since I've seen like maybe a dozen eps not likely to be able to name one. Still doesn't change teh fact that a penthouse in upper east side of Manhattan is still worth a few  times what a non estate beach front house is in Malibu. That's according to reale estate checks on line. If the Malibu house was multi floor with a large grounds and estate (which isn't what I've seen on the 20 to 30 eps I've seen) etc it would go the other way.
Ok on the internet thing. I don't think it was 3, unless their is proof. Charlie's house is 2 floors with a balcony, also, a house like Charlie's can go up to $2 million, here's a site - http://www.homes.com/For-Sale/CA/MALIBU/3/
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#41 Posted by Fetts (6250 posts) - - Show Bio

Barney ftw!

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#42 Posted by greencrapweasel (158 posts) - - Show Bio

oh come on; its barney hands down....he knows magic! i mean i love charlie, but i love barney more. just look at the statistics of it; barney goes through all the lengths to get where he needs to bang, which truly is legen...wait for it......dary! charlie on the other hand cheats, he takes the easy way out and then when he needs to he just says screw it and calls a hooker. The Barnicle doesn't cheat.....at the game, WHAT UP!
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#43 Posted by MikeLitoris (146 posts) - - Show Bio

Charlie Harper, duh. Barney's batting average is barely over 1%.

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#44 Posted by cascadeking09 (6877 posts) - - Show Bio

I think barney usually  wins, but it seems he puts more effort into getting girls while Charlie can pick up a girl almost without effort. Barney is also prone to gettting blocked by Lily so Charlie could possibly beat him given that it's in Malibu.

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#45 Posted by Pokeysteve (12029 posts) - - Show Bio
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I wanna clear up the tv thing first. Barney only actually paid for 1 tv. He was finding them in the dumpster behind the bar. When he sees the trash has been picked up he goes and buys one and then they cut to him smashing it behind the bar. I don't remember him throwing away 20K in a day but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. Barney also has pissed a woman off to the point where she made a website about him. He was using his friend Ted Mosby's name at the time though haha the creators actually put up a website for any fans of the show TedMosbyisajerk.com.  I wish I knew how to make video clips. Barney has way more feats up hook ups than Charlie. Like I said though, this battle takes place on Bourbon street. Their money and fancy houses don't mean anything.  
 
Not sure how i missed this so sorry for late reply, but are you sure about him finding the TV's. I could have sworn He purchased several in that store i remember him talking to the sales clerk about a plasma like mine and another after that and finally the 3d. I'm not a huge fan of the show and usually only watch it when my kid's are watching one TV (the 42" Plasma in my room not the 32" LCD connected to DVD or media player  in their room because of course they want to watch pay TV) leaving me stuck watching the other 42" plasma in the living room that my wife has on "how I met your Mother".  i was also sure he smashed around 9 or so TV's (the first two of which - old fashion box type were found in the dumpster)
It's ok. I don't get notifications sometimes too. I'm pretty sure. He visits the dumpster a few times and smashes the old model box TVs. A few of them. Then he goes back and everything is gone so he goes to the store. The clerk is talking about plasma TVs but he says he'll take the other one then they cut to him slamming it. Total TVs smashes is around 3 or 4 I think.  
 
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Barney and his friends made a Bracket of all the women he picked up and tried to figure out which one he screwed over the worst. A freaking bracket!! Charlie has never done anything impressive other than whipping out a bunch of cash. The only person who can compete with Barney for the ladies is The Fonz.  And this is on Bourbon Street. Their money and big ass tvs and cars and beach houses aren't going to be of any use. 
Joe Tribianni could probably do better than Barney. But Charlie has picked up several women all the time, he's had so many he can't remember all of them, and he did so many women that they made a website against Charlie Harper. Again, money and cars has already beaten a younger guy in an episode.
That actually point to why Charlie would loose to Barney. Charlie get the sex and pisses of the woman. Barnie get's the Sex (just as much, if there is a difference more) cut's the woman loose but actually still has all of them wanting him when next they meet. Barney can and has gone back, while Charlie has burned all his bridges. Also on the money front Barney has more. He's high enough up the corporate ladder that he can choose who get's major contracts on a whim. All Charlie does is write jingles. The difference between the two would be several zero's per year in Barney's favor plus stock options worth much much more. there have also been two eps of 2 1/2 men where Charlie had money problems - not so for Barney. Who as stated could buy better and better TV's (some of which would have been a couple of $K) just to smash and take out frustration. in that one ep Barney threw around $20K down the drain in a few days without a second thought. That's more money thrown around in 1 ep than Charlie has thrown around in several.  As for the can't remember them Barney doesn't remember all the names either, but he also doesn't drink as much as Charlie (less brain cells killed hardly a feat).
The women still want Charlie. He just doesn't want them. I don't think Barney has more, Charlie has a big-expensive beach house in Malibu, and he got tonnes of money from doing Charlie-Waffles. Those jungles made him a popular-rich kids singer. Charlie had money problems but he still had money in his pocket, and with help he got through it. Also, could you name the ep or show a video of when Barney through out $20k. Also, we've seen Charlie do more as Two and a Half Men has ran for 8 years now, How I Met Your Mother has only ran for 4. Also, I believe theirs an episode where it is revealed that Charlie has a stash of money in his bedroom somewhere.

I wanna clear up the tv thing first. Barney only actually paid for 1 tv. He was finding them in the dumpster behind the bar. When he sees the trash has been picked up he goes and buys one and then they cut to him smashing it behind the bar. I don't remember him throwing away 20K in a day but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. Barney also has pissed a woman off to the point where she made a website about him. He was using his friend Ted Mosby's name at the time though haha the creators actually put up a website for any fans of the show TedMosbyisajerk.com.  I wish I knew how to make video clips. Barney has way more feats up hook ups than Charlie. Like I said though, this battle takes place on Bourbon street. Their money and fancy houses don't mean anything.   


 
Ok. He paid for 1 TV. When did this 20k thing happen? Because if it did happen their has to be proof. When did Barney's pissed off girlfriend make a website? If you watch the episode with the website of Charlie you will see their are many, many, many women who he has pissed off, and when he apologizes they all forgive him. But ok you posted the link. Here is the episode with Charlie Harper sucks. Also, he usually can pull out some money.
 
Here. Charlie Harper sucks - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGpyLsKVgho  
I'm not sure about the 20K thing. There was an episode that revealed Barney has a gambling addiction so maybe in there somewhere. It wasn't his girlfriend. He was trying to convince Ted he could use his career as an architect to pick up girls. Ted starts talking to a girl and realizes it works so he says that he's Ted Mosby and spends the night with the girl and she makes the website because she thinks he's Ted Mosby. That was Season 2 Episode 4 "Ted Mosby: Architect". And the episode with the TVs is season 4 Episode 12 "Benefits".
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#46 Posted by Frozen (21134 posts) - - Show Bio
@Pokeysteve: If it was about gambling then I don't see how that relates here. That website was made on Charlie because he had done so many women.
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#47 Posted by Billy Batson (60914 posts) - - Show Bio

Barney. 

BB

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#48 Posted by TheDrifter (24811 posts) - - Show Bio

Tigerblood wins

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#49 Posted by Sherlock (7491 posts) - - Show Bio

Barney wins this

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#50 Posted by Pokeysteve (12029 posts) - - Show Bio
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@Pokeysteve: If it was about gambling then I don't see how that relates here. That website was made on Charlie because he had done so many women.
The 20K could have been about gambling. It still shows he's filthy rich. Barney's website was made for the same reason. He later had a girl following him around warning all of the girls he talked too that he was a jerk.