Catfights of History: Sacagawea vs. Joan of Arc

Sacagawea

(Wiki article)

vs.

Jeanne d'Arc, AKA St. Joan of Arc

(Wiki article)

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A battle of two of history's hardest-assed women!

- In character

- Sacagawea gets a bow with ten arrows, a spear, and a stone knife.

- Joan gets a longsword and a chainmail shirt.

- 1 day prep.

- Battle takes place in the Canadian tundra, 50 feet away.

- Win by death.

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Joan, like easy

Assuming the arrows are stone like the knife, going with the woman in full armor who fought in wars.

Ends in sex.

@metaljimmor: Chainmail shirt =/= full armor. Head and legs are exposed. And yes, the arrows are stone.

Joan's armor looks like it'll give her an edge. Her weapon is also much better. But then again, she doesn't have a ranged weapon like Sacagawea does. I'll say Joan wins with prep despite the starting distance and environment.

Warrior vs Guide.....

Not exactly that simple.

The "warrior" was a half-psychotic child, though yes, she did fight in wars.

The "guide" was a fully-grown woman who traveled easily through the wilderness for who knows how long at a time.

Hm true.

Researching on Joan kind of makes me sad,though

@joygirl: It's still park ranger vs SWAT honey hehe

I'd back Joan for this one.

Joan

Joan, but sacagawea is cooler

I for one don't think this battle is so one-sided, I believe the arrows with a good bow would penetrate the chainmail and she has 10 of them plus the fact that they are in a wide open space. It will mostly come down to whether Joan can dodge the arrows or not, I don't know that much about Sacagawea but id assume she's a pretty decent shot so it won't be easy, Saca also has a very long range weapon in the spear so she is not defenseless up close although Joan would likely take it in close-range with not to much effort anyway.

Ill vote for Joan in the end, partly because I like her more and know more about her, but mostly because as someone with military training and good armor I think she would make it up close where it's game over.