Catfights of History: Sacagawea vs. Joan of Arc

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Sacagawea

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Jeanne d'Arc, AKA St. Joan of Arc

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A battle of two of history's hardest-assed women!

- In character

- Sacagawea gets a bow with ten arrows, a spear, and a stone knife.

- Joan gets a longsword and a chainmail shirt.

- 1 day prep.

- Battle takes place in the Canadian tundra, 50 feet away.

- Win by death.

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Joan, like easy

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Assuming the arrows are stone like the knife, going with the woman in full armor who fought in wars.

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Ends in sex.

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@metaljimmor: Chainmail shirt =/= full armor. Head and legs are exposed. And yes, the arrows are stone.

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Joan's armor looks like it'll give her an edge. Her weapon is also much better. But then again, she doesn't have a ranged weapon like Sacagawea does. I'll say Joan wins with prep despite the starting distance and environment.

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Warrior vs Guide.....

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@darling_luna said:

Warrior vs Guide.....

Not exactly that simple.

The "warrior" was a half-psychotic child, though yes, she did fight in wars.

The "guide" was a fully-grown woman who traveled easily through the wilderness for who knows how long at a time.

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@joygirl said:

@twix_right_side said:

@darling_luna said:

Warrior vs Guide.....

Not exactly that simple.

The "warrior" was a half-psychotic child, though yes, she did fight in wars.

The "guide" was a fully-grown woman who traveled easily through the wilderness for who knows how long at a time.

Hm true.

Researching on Joan kind of makes me sad,though

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@joygirl: It's still park ranger vs SWAT honey hehe

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I'd back Joan for this one.

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#13  Edited By Eisenfauste

Joan

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Joan, but sacagawea is cooler

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I for one don't think this battle is so one-sided, I believe the arrows with a good bow would penetrate the chainmail and she has 10 of them plus the fact that they are in a wide open space. It will mostly come down to whether Joan can dodge the arrows or not, I don't know that much about Sacagawea but id assume she's a pretty decent shot so it won't be easy, Saca also has a very long range weapon in the spear so she is not defenseless up close although Joan would likely take it in close-range with not to much effort anyway.

Ill vote for Joan in the end, partly because I like her more and know more about her, but mostly because as someone with military training and good armor I think she would make it up close where it's game over.