Catfights of History: Lagertha vs. Julie d'Aubigny

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Lagertha

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Julie d'Aubigny

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A battle of two of history's hardest-assed women!

- In character

- Lagertha gets a broadsword and small shield. She is clad in light leather.

- Julie gets a rapier and two daggers. She is clad in a man's fencing outfit.

- 1 day prep.

- Battle takes place at Edinburgh Castle, starting 20 yards away.

- Win by death.

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My girl from the Vikings...:)....I gotta roll with her..

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Gosh be original once in a while doesn't anybody get sick of these characters?

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Gosh be original once in a while doesn't anybody get sick of these characters?

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Lagertha would be my choice. She was a tactician, and with her training that shield will easily grant her a win in my opinion.

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I would have to say the top one, cause it seems she has superior weapons.

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@allstarsuperman: @floopay: @kingares109:

Lemme give y'all mothahf***ahs a lesson on Julie d'Aubigny, since I realize she's the underdog in this.

Julie d'Aubigny was a motherf***in' princess in France, but was so Chaotic Neutral she decided that being a wealthy noblewoman was lame and that killing was better, which she proceeded to do for fun. She wandered the country, declaring duels on random dudes, f***ing everyone, and doing crazy s***. While she wasn't killing people (she killed over ten men in 1-on-1 duels) she was a famous opera singer (making her the original D&D-style Bard). She was also bisexual, and a crossdresser, and infiltrated a convent just so that she could have sex with nuns, which she proceeded to succeed in doing.

Yes, nuns went lesbian for Julie d'Aubigny.

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@joygirl: So you're saying she'll be slightly distracted by Lagertha's golden locks and maiden beauty? :P

I'm sticking with my Scandinavian roots and the Sword/Shield combo of Lagertha!

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@floopay: More likely, Julie's dashing charm and off-kilter beauty will make Lagertha get soaked on the spot. Julie went to royal balls and swung with all the hot aristocrats while their suitors sat and watched, and finally got pissed enough to declare duels on them. She defeated three in a row and was like "pfff, big deal."

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The viking probably towers over the french lady though, that a huge advantage combined with her sword and shield.

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@allstarsuperman: Size is going to be an advantage, as is her equipment. But few things make up for 1-on-1 experience.

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@joygirl said:

@floopay: More likely, Julie's dashing charm and off-kilter beauty will make Lagertha get soaked on the spot. Julie went to royal balls and swung with all the hot aristocrats while their suitors sat and watched, and finally got pissed enough to declare duels on them. She defeated three in a row and was like "pfff, big deal."

Lagertha also has a day of prep, and is renowned for her use of tamed animals against her opponents. Plus she slew a guy who took on a bear while in a dress, so there's that.

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@floopay: Julie's got prep too, though who knows what she'd do with it, she was a maniac.

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@joygirl said:

@floopay: Julie's got prep too, though who knows what she'd do with it, she was a maniac.

I'm going with Bear-Tamer prep over Duelist prep any day of the week :P

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@floopay said:

@joygirl said:

@floopay: Julie's got prep too, though who knows what she'd do with it, she was a maniac.

I'm going with Bear-Tamer prep over Duelist prep any day of the week :P

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She wasn't just a duelist, she had borderline-supernatural abilities of seduction as well. That can really come in handy.

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The hot blonde wins.

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@floopay said:

Lagertha also has a day of prep, and is renowned for her use of tamed animals against her opponents. Plus she slew a guy who took on a bear while in a dress, so there's that.

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Could you remind me as to when did that happen? My memory of 'Vikings' is a bit iffy, I'm afraid.

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Lagertha seems to be better equipped, a rapier against leather armor? She has sheild and sword, one quick hit on that fencing uniform and she loses a limb.

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@darkazrael999: Stabbed her ex husband with a hidden blade while wearing a dress. Her ex husband was the dude who killed all her beasts with a spear.

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