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#1 Posted by Spider-man-fan (31 posts) - - Show Bio

10 hours of prep time. The whole world is their battlefield.

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#2 Posted by daak1212 (8344 posts) - - Show Bio

Cartman should win as long as psychological warfare is used. Stewie is a tech genius but it's been shown he cant handle certain things such as the rape of Rupert, seeing Meg do "things", Olivia's treatment of him, and I think he's got into a certain spats with Brian that left him mad. Also Stewie is an on and off fighter. Remember Lethal Weapon 4 and the Death of Louis but he got destroyed by Joe's kid. Cartman can fight believe it or not as long as he uses Sumo.

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#3 Edited by Guardiandevil83 (8710 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol Yea dude, Stewie versus Dexter (Lab) Would be a much better fight tech-wise. But since this is simply preperation over-all, I can see Cartman winning pretty damn easy. Cartman is a prep God in his universe, Stewie who is very intelligent in His own right, is still a baby. Cartman will know that Stewie is attached to Rupert, as Daak pointed out. I can see Stewie coming for Cartman full force, with a Jet-pack and Lazer Gun, Rupert by His side. I can see Cartman some how getting his hands on Rupert, or causing Stewie to damage Rupert somehow, mentally breaking Stewie down. With that second that Stewie is shocked, Cartman kill's Him. But h2h Stewie destroys Him, also with gun's and melee weapon's as well. Cartman wins in this situation.

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#4 Posted by The Stegman (37319 posts) - - Show Bio

i thought this was done before...general consensus is Stewie destroys him with a laser gun

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#5 Posted by Roddy010 (6300 posts) - - Show Bio

Stewie destroys Cartman..

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#6 Posted by Void_Paladin (896 posts) - - Show Bio

With 10 hours of prep Stewie could go back in time, build a doomsday device, pull out whatever tech he has in his closet, or simply bring a firearm to the battle.

This might as well be "Random street leveler vs Reed Richards with prep."

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#7 Posted by jeanroygrant (20442 posts) - - Show Bio

@Roddy010 said:

Stewie destroys Cartman..

@The Stegman said:

i thought this was done before...general consensus is Stewie destroys him with a laser gun
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#8 Posted by slacker the hacker (10314 posts) - - Show Bio

Psycho warfare Cartman

Power warfare Stewie

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#9 Posted by BeaverSauce (465 posts) - - Show Bio

cartman

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#10 Posted by Jan_Valker (397 posts) - - Show Bio

Cartman, in ten hours he can manipulate anyone to help him. Stewie comes to the meeting with a laser gun; Eric comes with motherf*cking Cthulhu.

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#11 Posted by comicdigger (13 posts) - - Show Bio

That is a very easy. All the way Stewie first of all Stewie has a freakin ray gun and Cartman got kidnapped by aliens and got analprobed. Also Stewie has a time machine soo he can go back in time and kill him again ,but if this was a rap battle Cartman would win. Join Battle Geeks on Facebook.

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#12 Edited by 98115 (1745 posts) - - Show Bio

cartman feeds stewie lois and peter (though i'm not sure he'd care). but I could also see stewie just shooting cartman and calling it a day or going back in time to kill him in his infancy. so like slackerthehacker said

phycho warfare cartman

power warfare stewie

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#13 Posted by VashtaNerada88 (3498 posts) - - Show Bio

yeahh.....fairly certain Cartman just calls Cthulhu and gets a front row seat to Stewies head getting squished like JB

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#14 Posted by THORSON (4521 posts) - - Show Bio

cartman.

Cartman isn't going to fight straight up. he is a manipulator. Could trick stewie into killing lois then, does something to kill stewie.

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#15 Posted by schillenger420 (1633 posts) - - Show Bio

Stewie has the tech advantage in the extreme. Cartman got his ass handed to him by Bebe in a fistfight. Don't get me wrong, Cartman has some good prep feats of his own, and is arguably more devious and ruthless, but if Stewie isn't messing around he should utterly destroy Cartman in any number of different ways.

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#16 Posted by daBlackswrd (612 posts) - - Show Bio

@void_paladin: With 10 hours of prep Stewie could go back in time, build a doomsday device, pull out whatever tech he has in his closet, or simply bring a firearm to the battle.

This might as well be "Random street leveler vs Reed Richards with prep."

All this right here Stewie stomps

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#17 Edited by deactivated-579e79a09210d (3799 posts) - - Show Bio

Cartman

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#18 Edited by Nufious (610 posts) - - Show Bio

Cartman