Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Captain Morgan

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Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Morgan
Captain Morgan

The Rules

  • Win by any means.
  • Random encounter.
  • Takes place in the Bikini Bottom.
  • Combatants can breathe underwater.
  • Combatants are in-character.

Who wins?

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Am i missing something?

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Morgan wins by making sure that Sparrow's rum is never gone

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@leo-343: Do you think Captain Morgan would beat Gol D. Roger?

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Captain Jack Sparrow dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Dude morgan already beat sparrow when, a guy capable of understanding trickery pretty well, was defeated by being tied on a boat with a giant squid monster arounf

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Woah, some people don't get the joke...

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Weird battle

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Sparrow curbstomps

Captain Morgan is really awful Rum

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@leo-343: I get the joke, it's just not funny.

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Morgan

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@jt_gh: yeah i got that but is that it? "Jack sparrow like to drink Haha"? Really?

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#24  Edited By jt_gh

@cooldes said:

@jt_gh: yeah i got that but is that it? "Jack sparrow like to drink Haha"? Really?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I didn't make it.