Captain America (MCU)vs Dwarves Army (The Hobbit Movie )

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#1  Edited By DuBistDoof

To the Death

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Du bist echt doof, oder?

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@dubistdoof: They are dwarves, and you pit them against a hulking super soldier with an invincible shield,lol what do u exepect, it will go down like Batista fighting an army of seven year olds.

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Pretty sure Dain solos. His headbutts were enough to just outright kill Orcs and Wargs.

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All if them?

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#9  Edited By DuBistDoof

@shirso: dwarves arent Kids. .dwarves are Warriors

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@dubistdoof: And Cap can ragdoll 20 Batistas easy. It doesn't help that the hobbits will be using primitive weaponry against a super soldier who single handedly takes out entire teams of mercenaries equipped with the latest weapons.

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#12  Edited By DuBistDoof

@shirso: he is fighting dwarves not hobbits

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Dwarves.

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One or two would be enouph... A whole army... A little overkill lol

This needs locked

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@shirso: Cap had trouble with 12 guys some of whom werent on Bautista's level. He isnt ragdolling 20.

This dwarven army was HEAVILY equipped and at least a few hundred strong.

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Dwarves dogpile him

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Cap gets stomped, mismatch.

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Mismatch. Army is overkill.

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Overkill

Also 2 dwarfs aren't soloing MCU Cap

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sweet lord. 300 spartans was bad M8 but just so you know..1 LOTR dwarf>>1 spartan. (not to mention there are more than 300 dwarves.)

The army on move and on the hill
The army on move and on the hill

Dwarfs have full body armor with long spears, sword, hammers, Chariots, "bow catchers", and a brigade of rams....

this is soooooooooooooo unfair

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Troll thread, Cap gets stomped.

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#22  Edited By Kingyang

Cap taking a whole army? Smh he is not Wonder Woman

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#23 rogueshadow  Moderator

This is ridiculous.

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Inb4 lock.

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Cap is not strong enough to take on a whole army

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You can't be serious..

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Lets be honest guys, since OP is pitifully sparse, its unfair to give the Dwarves all the medieval military equipment advantage as well as sheer numbers. So lets assume an entire army of foot soldiers, armed with battle axes and some medieval armor.

First of all, any armor means shit against Cap whose shield will still slice through them like butter. And Cap has already taken on an army before in the Avengers, and those guys were a million times better than Dwarves.

Since we are not allowing bows, the dwarves would need to come in close, and we have all seen how brutal Cap can be in close quarters.

Only way Cap can lose is if they have surrounded him from the start, or it is in an open field. In virtually every other environment, the dwarves fall like flies.

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MCU Cap is not an army buster, especially when the soldiers in the army all have advanced stats and weapons that can without a doubt hurt and kill him. Cap gets slaughtered (again).

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MCU Cap is not an army buster, especially when the soldiers in the army all have advanced stats and weapons that can without a doubt hurt and kill him. Cap gets slaughtered (again).

So medieval soldiers with at best iron shields and axes have better stats and weapons than a highly trained meta human, with an indestructible shield who regularly takes down trained and armed terrorists, alien robots, mercenaries, SWAT officers like nothing.

Yeah, clearly.

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@shirso: No they don't have better stats than Cap (*sigh*). They have better stats than regular humans, the likes of which Cap is used to fodderizing. And they have weapons that can hurt Cap. The advanced adjective wasn't meant to apply to the weapons. Still, Cap is decently vulnerable to piercing weapons, therefore swords and spears would be effective weapons to use against him.

And also yes, Cap would take down a crap ton of these dwarves before falling himself, but there is absolutely no way he could defeat an entire army of them all at once.

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@shirso: No they don't have better stats than Cap (*sigh*). They have better stats than regular humans, the likes of which Cap is used to fodderizing. And they have weapons that can hurt Cap. The advanced adjective wasn't meant to apply to the weapons. Still, Cap is decently vulnerable to piercing weapons, therefore swords and spears would be effective weapons to use against him.

And also yes, Cap would take down a crap ton of these dwarves before falling himself, but there is absolutely no way he could defeat an entire army of them all at once.

Ok, lets put it this way. Can the guys Cap is generally used to fodderising take this?

Chitauri: Even 1 can solo

Ultron Bots: Same as Chitauri

Trained and armed personnel: About a dozen trained mercenaries, equipped with Assault rifles and combat knives easily take this.

So, I really don't see if Cap is so comfortable fodderising these guys what trouble he possibly can have with the dwarves.

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#33  Edited By nfactor1995

@shirso:

Chitauri: Even 1 can solo

HELL NO. This is some absurd low-balling of the dwarves lol.

Ultron Bots: Same as Chitauri

Eh, maybe, but solely because it can fly (and has ranged weapons too). Doesn't mean Cap could do it, because the bot can fly which is a ridiculous advantage over the dwarves. Take away its flight and it can't win either.

Trained and armed personnel: About a dozen trained mercenaries, equipped with Assault rifles and combat knives easily take this.

Nah man, 12 mercs wouldn't be able to defeat an army of hundreds of dwarves armed with shields and full body armor.

I will CaV you or anybody else who honestly thinks that Cap wins this. I'll use either the dwarf army or the 300 Spartans from the other equally absurd thread.

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Please tell me the OP was banned, please.

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@shirso said:
@nfactor1995 said:

@shirso: No they don't have better stats than Cap (*sigh*). They have better stats than regular humans, the likes of which Cap is used to fodderizing. And they have weapons that can hurt Cap. The advanced adjective wasn't meant to apply to the weapons. Still, Cap is decently vulnerable to piercing weapons, therefore swords and spears would be effective weapons to use against him.

And also yes, Cap would take down a crap ton of these dwarves before falling himself, but there is absolutely no way he could defeat an entire army of them all at once.

Ok, lets put it this way. Can the guys Cap is generally used to fodderising take this?

Cap has never fodderized an army of any of these (at least not a number of this many solo)

Chitauri: Even 1 can solo

Dogpile

Ultron Bots: Same as Chitauri

hawkeye has pierced them, so arrows, if it stays hovering. Dogpile if it remains on ground.

Trained and armed personnel: About a dozen trained mercenaries, equipped with Assault rifles and combat knives easily take this.

Once their ammo is gone, they die.

LOL, and dwarfes have extremely high damage soak against blunt force weapons (i.e a shield) HEADBUTT!

Also it's not like they were piss poor craftsman dwarfs were the best smiths in middleearth capable of making things like mithril

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@vashtanerada88, @nfactor1995

Why can't one Chitauri or one Ultron Bot solo the dwarves? None of the Dwarve's weapons can even penetrate modern alloys, let alone the advanced materials their bodies are made of, so the dwarves have nothing really to put either a Chitauri or a Ultron bot down.

One of you said arrows would pierce Ultron bots since Hawkeye's ones did the same. You really think dwarves' arrows are the same as Hawkeye's which are probably the best modern technology has to offer, and belonging to a character whose entire arsenal consists of trick arrows.

The armed personnel ones I grudgingly agree, but it depends all on the number of dwarves. A few hundred is not outside the realm of possibility for modern firearms.

I never said dwarves were poor craftsmen but we only judge them in their world. There's no reason to believe dwarve's armor can tank a rifle bullet for instance.

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#37  Edited By DuBistDoof

@sirdrprofessor: How?Cap is way faster than a Human, a Human is much faster than dwarves u should not forget that Cap is stronger the better Fighter and has the best Weapon

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This is still a thing? Why is this still a thing?

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@snakeeyes4597: because its a good Fight ?!Some People here think Dwarves wins and some think Cap

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What is it with people and not understanding numbers advantages

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@amendment50: What do u mean with Number advange? Can Smurfs beat Gargamel in a fair Fight ?

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Dwarves stomp.....

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@dubistdoof: Sheer numbers, also many reasons have already been said above.

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@thekinfing: Ok ..But u know this is to the Death and Cap is way way faster then them. .

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#47  Edited By SnakeEyes4597

@dubistdoof: It's to the death? Well, that changes everything!

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#49  Edited By DuBistDoof

@snakeeyes4597: then please tell me how dwarves can win if cap throws his shield lets say kills 10 of them and then runs away from them ..and after 2 Minutes he Comes again.

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Jezus h Christ. Cap dies to like two dozen of them. The entire army is a colossal mismatch