Cain Velasquez and Prime Brock Lesnar vs Hafthor Bjornsson and Sun Mingming

Cain Valesquez

• 6'1 242
• 77 inch reach (6'5 reach)
• Highly Skilled in Boxing, Kickboxing, and Wrestling
• 33 years old
• Former UFC heavyweight champion

• 6'3 266
• 81 inch reach (6'9 reach)
• NCAA Division 1 Heavyweight Wrestling Champ
• Also was longest lasting UFC Heavyweight Champion
• Exact strength unknown, but was able to lift 500 lb big show for a couple of seconds, spin him in air, and do an F5
• This is Brock Lesnar in his UFC prime, pre-diverticulitis

Vs

Hafthor Julius Bjornsson

• 6'9 397 (during season)
• Won Europe's strongest man competition and placed second in world
• 770 lb RAWsquat; 510 lb RAW bench; 990 lb deadlift with straps
• Did formerly play basketball

Sun Mingming

• 7'10 (without shoes, 7'7-7'8), 370
• Plays basketball

Street Fight starting in Bar. Win by any means, beside death.

have you quit on me and the story?

Team 1 rofl stomps.

Cain and Brock MURDERSTOMPS. And after the horribly one-sided beatdown, they go out for Coronas and tacos. :P

Hafthor couldn't beat conor mcgregor he would get wrecked

That wasn't a fight, that was play sparring. Conor is a 100x better fighter than Halfthor but he is way too small for him. Halfthor would certainly beat McNugget, there was a point in the video where he had Conor's head in a guillotine and with his strength, he could have choked him out.

Heavyweights are a different thing, especially two of them.

Team 1 absolutely wreck shop.

Even if it was sparring it goes to show that hafbor couldn't land a hit on him. And a roundhouse of that force to the chin doesn't care how big you are.

Halfthor was able to catch him several times and let him go. He has the speed and explosiveness required to catch Conor. Strongman contests require athleticism.

Except Conor has never even come close to connecting with someone's chin with a roundhouse kick. He uses his spinning kicks to set up the left-hand, primarily. And he is too short, comparatively, to connect with Halfthor's chin.

Mcgregor escaped from his grip because he's quick. Hafthor can punch hard but punching fast is a different story. Considering Mcgregor trained in some capoiera reaching his chin is probably not that much of an obstacle. Worst comes to worst he doubles him over with a few stomach shots and then kicks his skull in

The fanboyism is strong in this one.

Mcgregor escaped from his grip because he's quick.

Watch it again and this time, take away the fanboy glasses. Halfthor let him go, because it's play sparring. He could have easily punched or kneed him in the clinch, if he was serious.

Hafthor can punch hard but punching fast is a different story.

He doesn't need to be Ali, he punches fast enough to hurt Conor, not that he needs to punch, to hurt him. And one of his punches will be devastating, considering his mass advantage. Again, he is athletic enough to catch Conor in a clinch and knee or punch him in head.

Mcgregor trained in some capoiera reaching his chin is probably not that much of an obstacle.

I am aware. That didn't stop him from throwing a super-telegraphed spin-kick against Nate, that didn't have a prayer of landing. He is still too short, and throwing a crouching spinning kick isn't going to help him any more to reach Halfthor's chin, than a regular Tae Kwon Do kick.

Worst comes to worst he doubles him over with a few stomach shots and then kicks his skull in

Nope lol. You do understand that in real life, size matters? Conor doesn't have the mass to hurt Halfthor. If Halfthor were on his knees, I'm sure he can hurt him bad with a roundhouse kick. But not in a fight.

In hindsight, I realize how silly this thread is. Both Cain Velasquez and Lesnar would destroy either one of the other two 1v1.

A better fight would be a middle weight like Belfort or Silva vs Hafthor... and even then, Hafthor might gas out before anything even happens.

@WarBlade539: To be fair, Conor wasn't trying to hurt Hafthor either; they were BOTH playing around. The thing is though that Hafthor was genuinely getting tired (watch the video and you'll see that there are moments where he begins to breathe heavily and slow down) while Conor just hopped around him with ease. If they were to have a street fight with no weapons, McGregor could easily just hop around, staying out of his reach, until the 420 lb giant tires out. Plus, you'll be surprised at how hard it is to keep someone in a hold, even if you are much stronger than them.

If McGregor were to actually fight Hafthor, I'd give it 6.5-7/10 to McGregor.

Sun Mingming should be a certain weak link in the second team. Also, whilst the two MMA fighters are bound to be physically weaker than Bjornsson, they're probably strong enough not to be pushed around effortlessly by him. Cain and Brock should definitely win.

Only someone who hasn't taken body shots would say Connor can't hurt Hafþór. He can't KO him in one shot and would get CRUSHED if fighting him in a phonebooth situation. But in an open venue, Connor does what he did in their other meeting, except much more viciously. Body shots kill.