Bears Vs. Gorillas

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#1  Edited By Cannon Fodder

Two menaces to mankind!

Bears! Obviously evil paragons of rage!

VS.

Gorillas, conquerors of the Empire State Building!

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#2  Edited By Cannon Fodder

To be more specified, there are 100 bears and 100 gorillas in a desert, all thirsting for blood as all wildlife is.

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#3  Edited By Sparda

Bears.

Gorillas aren't really the violent type and weren't made for killing, cause their herbivors....meanwhile the Bears are killing machine with the claws and teeth to match. I dunno how they match up in strength, but I'm pretty sure a bear is faster and larger.

Also:

"Two menaces to mankind! Bears! Obviously evil paragons of rage!"

and

"VS. Gorillas, conquerors of the Empire State Building!"

LMAO

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#4  Edited By King Saturn

Bears would beat Gorillas

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#5  Edited By Copy

How are bears and Gorilla's "menaces to mankind"? Seriously. (Sorry, but when it comes to animals I can get a bit pissy) Bears normally don't bother humans unless provoked. Which we basically do all the time because we hunt them. Gorilla's are very peaceful creatures. They barely fight at all. Normally when two male gorilla's "fight" they just roar and bang their chest. They basically threaten them and one leaves. If one doesn't leaves then they will fight. Anyway the bear would win. For one instance they are larger and have claws. Gorilla are strong but I honestly can't see them winning this.

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#6  Edited By King Saturn

Copy says:

"How are bears and Gorilla's "menaces to mankind"? Seriously. (Sorry, but when it comes to animals I can get a bit pissy) Bears normally don't bother humans unless provoked. Which we basically do all the time because we hunt them. Gorilla's are very peaceful creatures. They barely fight at all. Normally when two male gorilla's "fight" they just roar and bang their chest. They basically threaten them and one leaves. If one doesn't leaves then they will fight. Anyway the bear would win. For one instance they are larger and have claws. Gorilla are strong but I honestly can't see them winning this."

Good Point

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Copy says:

"Oh and you never said which gorilla it is. Not saying it'll make a difference, just saying."

its coco the one that can talk with sign language. hes gonna lead the gorilla rebellion and then were gonna have to get charlton heston to save us all.

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#8  Edited By Copy

Oh and you never said which gorilla it is. Not saying it'll make a difference, just saying.

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#9  Edited By iSHADOW

Apparition says:

"the gorillas are smarter so they would come up with a great gorilla plan for victory, set up an impressive gorilla defense system and use their intricate gorilla offense to easily upset the bears and then they can go come up with a brilliant gorilla plan for figuring out what the hell they're doing in a desert."

or theyll eat bananas and kidnap young damsels as theyre known to do in the wild.

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#10  Edited By Apparition

the gorillas are smarter so they would come up with a great gorilla plan for victory, set up an impressive gorilla defense system and use their intricate gorilla offense to easily upset the bears and then they can go come up with a brilliant gorilla plan for figuring out what the hell they're doing in a desert.

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#11  Edited By Apparition

iSHADOW says:

"Apparition says:
"the gorillas are smarter so they would come up with a great gorilla plan for victory, set up an impressive gorilla defense system and use their intricate gorilla offense to easily upset the bears and then they can go come up with a brilliant gorilla plan for figuring out what the hell they're doing in a desert."
or theyll eat bananas and kidnap young damsels as theyre known to do in the wild."

yah you never know. crazy gorillas

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#12  Edited By iSHADOW

Copy says:

"iSHADOW says:
"Copy says:
"Oh and you never said which gorilla it is. Not saying it'll make a difference, just saying."
its coco the one that can talk with sign language. hes gonna lead the gorilla rebellion and then were gonna have to get charlton heston to save us all."

It's Koko with a K lol. And I meant, Eastern Lowland, Moutain, Western Lowland gorilla's, etc."

haha oh well in thet case we didnt specify the type of bear either they can all be pandas and then they'd be F@ckd.

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#13  Edited By Copy

iSHADOW says:

"Copy says:
"Oh and you never said which gorilla it is. Not saying it'll make a difference, just saying."
its coco the one that can talk with sign language. hes gonna lead the gorilla rebellion and then were gonna have to get charlton heston to save us all."

It's Koko with a K lol. And I meant, Eastern Lowland, Moutain, Western Lowland gorilla's, etc.

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#14  Edited By Copy

King Saturn says:

"Copy says:
"How are bears and Gorilla's "menaces to mankind"? Seriously. (Sorry, but when it comes to animals I can get a bit pissy) Bears normally don't bother humans unless provoked. Which we basically do all the time because we hunt them. Gorilla's are very peaceful creatures. They barely fight at all. Normally when two male gorilla's "fight" they just roar and bang their chest. They basically threaten them and one leaves. If one doesn't leaves then they will fight. Anyway the bear would win. For one instance they are larger and have claws. Gorilla are strong but I honestly can't see them winning this."
Good Point"

Thanks.

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#15  Edited By Copy

Just wanted to say this: I think Gorilla's are omnivores.

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#16  Edited By Cannon Fodder

Well this actually suddenly makes me think of Yogi bear vs Grodd. lol

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#17  Edited By sonicmora

Gorillas....

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#18  Edited By Zenma

bears are a lot heavier, stronger, bigger, and more equipped than gorillas. most likely gorillas will just get scared and run away once that grizzly bear stands over 10ft tall.

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Zenma says:

"bears are a lot heavier, stronger, bigger, and more equipped than gorillas. most likely gorillas will just get scared and run away once that grizzly bear stands over 10ft tall."

or if bears are dumb enough to think that gorillas looks like a human being

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Bears would need a handicap to lose. Realistically Gorillas aren't a match for Bears. Maybe in cartoons or something where they're portrayed as way larger and better fighters than they actually are.

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Bears stomp.

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lol the bear would eat the gorilla.

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Gorillas are strong, but compared to a bear? They get mauled.

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even if it's 1:2 ratio, Bears would still win

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I completely understand why people are voting for the Bears as they are much larger and carnivorous. They are better well equipped for a fight. A few things should be noted about the Gorilla though.

  1. They are actually stronger than Grizzlies capable of lifting over 4000 pounds
  2. They have a stronger bight force than Grizzlies or Polar Bears.
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I completely understand why people are voting for the Bears as they are much larger and carnivorous. They are better well equipped for a fight. A few things should be noted about the Gorilla though.

  1. They are actually stronger than Grizzlies capable of lifting over 4000 pounds
  2. They have a stronger bight force than Grizzlies or Polar Bears.

Even if the Gorillas are stronger I doubt they'll overpower the Bear's weight + their own strength. Heck the only reason a Gorilla is "stronger" is because of the way they're built which is better for lifting.

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#30  Edited By WarlordEternal

@lilbroomstick: Oh yeah I'm not saying the Gorilla wins because it can lift more than the Bear weighs. By that logic the Grizzly wins as it can potentially lift 700 Lbs which is more than the gorilla weighs. Grizzly is far larger and better equipped. I'm just saying that Gorillas are not pushovers.

Also, I have no idea why I spelt bite out as "bight." Brain must have stopped functioning for a split second.

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Gorillas need to outnumber the bears 3 to 1 to have a chance of winning.

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Gorillas opposable thumbs FTW!

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Gorillas stomp

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WTF^

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Going with bears