Batman has ultimate plot armor and an infinite supply of PIS batterrangs.
Who wins?
I like Batman, but Batman couldn't even beat Thor. Not in a million years. Come on guys, you're making us Batman fans look bad.
@onlybatman: No, Batman has an infinite supply of PIS Batarangs. This includes feats like the Mobius chair, beating up Darkseid, lolstomping Spectre, dancing with sweet moves, killing Darkseid, dodging his omega beams, killing Superman and the Justice League single handedly.....etc. Did I forget to mention that he nearly beat Killer Croc? Yeah, I did forget to mention that he nearly beat Jobbercroc.
Of course, there is also the plot armor thingy.
You are a n00b. Stay on comicvine a coupla more years and you'll understand.
Yes, Batman has Galactus repellent.
@spitflame: This is a great thread.
@chu42t: I'm pretty sure he never killed superman, or the justice league, I know he has contingency plans for everyone, but he would never kill anyone.
@chu42t: where can I buy galactus repellent?
@onlybatman: Dude, I'm just kidding. Read the OP. "Infinite PIS Batarangs." Yo, stay on comicvine. You'll learn.
@onlybatman: you're a noob you have a lot to learn about comicvine
@don_sevour: You can steal it from the Bat-Copter, or go to Lucius Fox (Morgan Freeman) and buy it. In fact, it's on sale from 8/7/15 to 8/24/15! You can save up to SIXTY PERCENT(!) on Batman products! The Galactus repellent is ONLY 9.99! And not only that, but save on all sorts of products!
Shark Repellent: List Price: $28.99Sale Price: $17.99
Lincoln Futurama Batmobile: List Price: $3,874,993.99Sale Price:$2,563,856.99
The Dark Knight Trilogy: List Price:PricelessSale Price:Slightly less than Priceless
PIS induced Batarang: List Price: $0.35Sale Price:$0.33
Ultimate Plot Armor: List Price: $3.56Sale Price: $0.45
I Hate Superman T-shirt: List Price: $33.99 Sale Price: $27.99
I Hate Superman T-shirt (autographed by Frank Miller): List Price:0.14 Sale Price: $0.11
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Mismatch.
Batman dethrones Thor.
@chu42t: I would have died if you would have said ploterrang or piserrang
@xxxcarzellxxx: gee real mature.
@onlybatman: You gotta lighten up man. This is Comicvine, where there are serious discussions and troll threads. This is one of them.
Mismatch.
Batman dethrones Thor.
Spite. Bruce throws Mjolnir at Odin for even allowing this battle to take place. Bruce then rules Asgard and changes it to Batsgard.
Bruce, 10/10.
@chu42t: I like how the price of the superman shirt goes down after it's signed, lol
@don_sevour: By Frank Miller, no less.
Really Bats with plot armour "knocks out" every comic character ever. He is on Toon Force level. Why BECAHSE HE CANT DIE!
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