batman vs ironman

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#1  Edited By sunhawk

inspired by a mythbusters duct tape special.

batman and iron man stranded on a deserted tropical island with just clothes and a pallet of duct tape (stark has his chest piece arc reactor). they have to use duct tape and found materials on the island to survive and escape the island. the duct tape pallet is in the middle of the island and BM and IM are each dropped off on opposite sides. plant pollen on island causes extreme paranoia.

who is the most likely to survive on the island long enough to get enough duct tape to sustain and protect them selves and then escape.

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#2  Edited By Typhion

If they're paranoid and decide to fight over the duct tape...Bats all day. If its just who can make something to get off the island faster, Tony all day. If its will they survive or no? Both get off just fine.

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#3  Edited By bigcimmerian

Bruce beats him in the fight for duct tape, after beating Tony creates jetpack from banana tree and flies away

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#4  Edited By Mercy_

Such a good episode.

@BigCimmerian said:

Bruce beats him in the fight for duct tape, after beating Tony creates jetpack from banana tree and flies away

This is officially one of my favorite posts ever.

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#5  Edited By Sci_Fi_Rulez

This has been done many times.Watch out for mods dude,but anyways it can go both ways.tech on tech tony.h2h combat bruce

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#6  Edited By stonerthps
@Sci_Fi_Rulez said:

This has been done many times.Watch out for mods dude,but anyways it can go both ways.tech on tech tony.h2h combat bruce

And you need to read the original post before posting spam. 
  
But I think bats would beat down tony in the fight for the duct tape. If not then tony creates Jericho missle out of coconut and shellfish and blows bruce up.
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#7  Edited By Mad8Baller

Bruce beats up Tony and takes his arc reactor.

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#8  Edited By soundgarden

Batman hasnt gotten hit with anything bigger than a 50 calaber, Ironman has withstood missle explosions so im gonna go with ironman.

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#9  Edited By Sci_Fi_Rulez

@stonerthps said:

@Sci_Fi_Rulez said:

This has been done many times.Watch out for mods dude,but anyways it can go both ways.tech on tech tony.h2h combat bruce

And you need to read the original post before posting spam. But I think bats would beat down tony in the fight for the duct tape. If not then tony creates Jericho missle out of coconut and shellfish and blows bruce up.

Okay i see...But yeah h2h bats and tech ironman

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#10  Edited By Typhion

@soundgarden said:

Batman hasnt gotten hit with anything bigger than a 50 calaber, Ironman has withstood missle explosions so im gonna go with ironman.

Somebody didn't read the premise.

If Tony gets to the pallet 2 hours earlier than Bruce he either:

  1. Makes as someone so succinctly put it, a jetpack or...
  2. A diabolical duct tape automaton that smashes Bruce flat.

If that doesn't happen, Tony gets lit up, Bruce leaves on a duct tape glider.

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#11  Edited By FourthDeity

@BigCimmerian said:

Bruce beats him in the fight for duct tape, after beating Tony creates jetpack from banana tree and flies away

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#12  Edited By BringnIt

Bruce already was prepared for this scenario and goes to the Bat Cave he had built on the island years ago.

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#13  Edited By Gritterr

^^ Lmao at batcave already being on Island

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#14  Edited By ULTRAstarkiller

batman who knows many forms of martial arts im sure he will win

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Batman

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Batman makes a raft/glider that is absolutely amazing.

Tony takes about 10 mins and uses his arc reactor and a rock and makes a cell phone, calling in a rescue.

Tony spends the extra time talking to batman and slowing him down enough that he does not get the raft/glider done before Tony's rescue arrives.

As he is leaving Tony mentions "Much easier when people know who you are and do not have to be all secretive huh?"

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Everyone talking like Starks a better engineer than Bruce. Pffft, bats could create a luxury jet out of a rock and a tree. Plus he'd tie stark up and take him with him to be arrested or some shit. Or just use the barca be installed earlier as Bringnlt said.

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#18  Edited By rdskns4eva

If this is Bleeding Edge Iron man, he just transforms into Iron Man and flies off the island. Iron Man wins.

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#19  Edited By rdskns4eva

@clownprinceofcrime1995 said:

Everyone talking like Starks a better engineer than Bruce. Pffft, bats could create a luxury jet out of a rock and a tree. Plus he'd tie stark up and take him with him to be arrested or some shit. Or just use the barca be installed earlier as Bringnlt said.

Starks is a better engineer than Bats. Its not even close. Tony Starks pretty much put Iron Man in his blood stream. He literally is an Iron Man. His Bleeding edge armor is light years ahead of ANYTHING Bruce has ever created.

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#20  Edited By Sufferthorn

@rdskns4eva:

READ THE OP!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm emphasizing something here)

Anyway...

I think Bruce will be intelligent enough to realize that the Flora causes Paranoia, not sure about Tony, because while Stark is far superior in intelligence to Bruce, his alchoholic past might make him irrational, and i doubt he would maintain sanity.

But maybe i'm wrong. If Tony maintains sanity, i could see him taking this. Maybe

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Batman beats Iron man then they talk for a few hours and escape together and start a bromance.

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#22  Edited By ComeOutAndPlay

Batman wins.

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Bruce

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#24  Edited By sidismail98

Batman builds a CocoBatmobile power powered by nature and awesomeness. If they had to fight for it, Batman stomps(Tony being armorless). Doesn't he have secret bases all over the planet? I say he waits till tony sleeps, finds a rock, pushes it and a secret tunnel appears.

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Ironman will build an anus armor place to protect himself from Batman's homosexual advances and escape the island while Batman is left with the paranoia pollen.

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Bruce wins this. He's physically better than tony if it comes down to a fight but if it doesnt i bet he would be quicker at thinking of a way off the island. He cant stay away from gotham for too long.

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here is todays 2014 debate of batman vs ironman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvFZj2vMZWU

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Batman is a master of stealth okay guys. When Iron man is scanning for batman, batman will be behind him the whole time!

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Batman is a master of stealth okay guys. When Iron man is scanning for batman, batman will be behind him the whole time!

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@batboy3425 said:

Batman is a master of stealth okay guys. When Iron man is scanning for batman, batman will be behind him the whole time!

Lol... and then what?

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@darkhunter89 said:
@batboy3425 said:

Batman is a master of stealth okay guys. When Iron man is scanning for batman, batman will be behind him the whole time!

Lol... and then what?

Then he will K.O tony

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Bruce uses the toxin to make an anti-Stark spray and takes him out.

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#37  Edited By Noone301994

@darkhunter89: Yeah, I know. But the guy originally said, "Batman is a master of stealth okay guys. When Iron man is scanning for batman, batman will be behind him the whole time!"

I was just responding to his comment about Iron Man specifically. Of course Tony Stark would lose without his armor, but he said "Iron Man" and even implied that Batman could sneak around Tony even in his armor.

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@darkhunter89: Yeah, I know. But the guy originally said, "Batman is a master of stealth okay guys. When Iron man is scanning for batman, batman will be behind him the whole time!"

I was just responding to his comment about Iron Man specifically. Of course Tony Stark would lose without his armor, but he said "Iron Man" and even implied that Batman could sneak around Tony even in his armor.

True, he should've worded it better.

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Even Green Arrow can win in these conditions. Batman can do anything Ollie can do. He takes this

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Even Green Arrow can win in these conditions. Batman can do anything Ollie can do. He takes this

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@darkhunter89: By iron man I mean Tony Stark. You know there is no difference. There is an iron man suit but I said iron man.

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#43  Edited By Noone301994

After re-reading the OP I've come to realize that Stark can actually possibly win with his arc reactor alone.

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hmmm true and stark is more resourceful in building than bruce.

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Gonna say stark,he will build ultron 2.0 out of duck tape,i here its actually stronger then adamantium.

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This is like the second Batman vs Iron Man thread I have seen today...WTF