Batman vs. Deadpool

who would win Batman or Deadpool???

Deadpool by a WIDE margin.

Deadpool.

Batman.

ok how on earth would batman win???

This is the Cat. He's a normal human and the master of ONEstyle of Martial Arts.

He owns Deadpool. Now was there anything in that scan, that Batman couldn't have done? Change out the throwing stars for bat-a-rangs and there's no difference, except Batman has mastered over 200 styles of Martial Arts and Cat has only mastered one.

i cant see the scan dude.

deadpool...

Smoke Shade says:

"i cant see the scan dude. "

Its a Deadpool getting owned by a guy with no super powers.

shen kuei is so cool

Gambler says:

"Smoke Shade says:

"i cant see the scan dude. "

Its a Deadpool getting owned by a guy with no super powers."

LMAO

Anyway's going off of G's scan, Batman would dominate, but I can't imagine how he would "end" the fight. I mean......could he knock out DP?

I remember (think it might've been you Gambler who put up the scans) that there was a Deadpool/Deathstroke X-over and Deathstroke did everything he could and he couldn't get DP to die or at least shut up, lol.
Post Edited:2008-01-06 22:50:13

deadpool gets powered-up and de-powered at will by marvel depending on whether he's seriuos at the time or they want a laugh.

In the same story (from the scans above) Deadpool comes back for more later on, and after Shen Kuei kicks his ass again, he downs him with a knock out dart. I'm pretty sure thats a common gadget in Batman's belt. Maybe not in dart form, but as pellets.

Gambler says:

"In the same story (from the scans above) Deadpool comes back for more later on, and after Shen Kuei kicks his ass again, he downs him with a knock out dart. I'm pretty sure thats a common gadget in Batman's belt. Maybe not in dart form, but as pellets. "

Lol....I could just imagine it. "Don't you have anything better to do?". Yeah, Bruce could probably gas him I guess.

@RG: I never really think that DP "tries". He seems to be too crazy to actually try to kill someone.

Sparda says:

"Gambler says:

"In the same story (from the scans above) Deadpool comes back for more later on, and after Shen Kuei kicks his ass again, he downs him with a knock out dart. I'm pretty sure thats a common gadget in Batman's belt. Maybe not in dart form, but as pellets. "

Lol....I could just imagine it. "Don't you have anything **better** to do?". Yeah, Bruce could probably gas him I guess. @RG: I never really think that DP "tries". He seems to be too crazy to actually try to kill someone."

ha yeah... its hard to take deadpool seriously... i guess thats what i find appealing about him.

Deadpool.

OK i went and did my research on this cat guy hes not such a push over as you my think. according to marvel his fighting skills rival shang-chi who is a master of all known martial arts. so your theory of fighting skill dont mean much to me, but im taking anything away from batman its just he dont have the healing factor and the strength and speed of deadpool.

Smoke Shade says:

"OK i went and did my research on this cat guy hes not such a push over as you my think. according to marvel his fighting skills rival shang-chi who is a master of all known martial arts. so your theory of fighting skill dont mean much to me, but im taking anything away from batman its just he dont have the healing factor and the strength and speed of deadpool. "

First, I never said the Cat was a pushover, if you can show me where I said that I'll retract my previous position. Second, if you could see the scans I posted of Deadpool getting his ass handed to him in a hat, the moves Cat used are nothing you haven't seen Batman use 100 times before, so my assessment of the fighting styles not meaning much to you, means nothing to me. Sounds like you had Deadpool picked from the beginning and no matter what anyone else said, you had your mind made up.

The Cat is a better martial artist than Batman, imo. Batman is a detective/ fighter/ business man/ scientist/costume designer. The Cat is only a martial artist/ assasin. He's a specialist. I'd say DP would win at least half the time against Bats. He heals quick, but doesn't have the insane claw action Wolverine has, but he does have guns (which is a real world advantage, but apparently not against guys in capes) Could go either way.

Just gonna through this out there, Taskmaster beat Cat (pretty easy) using only a shield. Cat beat Deadpool, and Deadpool owns Taskmaster (mainly cause Tasky cant figure out Deadpools crazy fighting style)

Colt Python says:

"Phorqe says:

"The Cat is a better martial artist than Batman, imo. Batman is a detective/ fighter/ business man/ scientist/costume designer. The Cat is only a martial artist/ assasin. He's a specialist. I'd say DP would win at least half the time against Bats. He heals quick, but doesn't have the insane claw action Wolverine has, but he does have guns (which is a real world advantage, but apparently not against guys in capes) Could go either way."

The Cat isn't a better martial artist than Batman.The Cat isn't even top ten in martial arts in the Marvel U."

thats only cause he's a secondary character even though in my opinion he could have a good comic of his own if written correctly... i'd love marvel to write a comic coming from the side of a villain... demonstrating his victories rather than just showing up for a few comics before eventually always losing to the heroes.

ok sorry dude, no i just wanted to see people defend batman because imo he is overrated, yes he is a great martial artist im not taking that away, but i mean everyone says if he plans out a fight he will win. my argument is that there is no way he can predict everybodys moves. guys like the punisher, deadpool and captin america have seen wars and know the best thing going into a fight is being unpredictable. there for there is no way he could ever plan to beat on of them. im not saying he cant win, all im saying for thses guys are rated at the top of the fighting skills class in the marvel U. to me batman has no one who can challenge him in the DC U. thats why i say Deadpool only because he has powers and batman dont.

Colt Python says:

"Rotten gun says:

"Colt Python says:

"Phorqe says:

"The Cat is a better martial artist than Batman, imo. Batman is a detective/ fighter/ business man/ scientist/costume designer. The Cat is only a martial artist/ assasin. He's a specialist. I'd say DP would win at least half the time against Bats. He heals quick, but doesn't have the insane claw action Wolverine has, but he does have guns (which is a real world advantage, but apparently not against guys in capes) Could go either way."

The Cat isn't a better martial artist than Batman.The Cat isn't even top ten in martial arts in the Marvel U."

thats only cause he's a secondary character even though in my opinion he could have a good comic of his own if written correctly... i'd love marvel to write a comic coming from the side of a villain... demonstrating his victories rather than just showing up for a few comics before eventually always losing to the heroes."

The Cat is a secondary charactere BECAUSE he's not that great of a fighter.The Taskmaster has always been a bad guy really but he keeps popping up.He even got his own mini-series.Hell,Jack Murdock even got his own thing.The Cat is just not all that tough."

shang chi is one of marvels greatest martial artists but he struggles to be written properly... the Cat is a secondary character cause thats where they want him to be... if they wanted him to be the best they would just have him beat daredevil up then the punisher and then spider-man etc but they may still keep him in the back?

He has fought Spiderman and Wolverine, and Taskmaster. They do Cat like they do Gladiator, they use him as a measuring stick. Like, here's Gladiator with all these powers, look how Vulcan stumps him, or how Juggernaut took a punch from him.

They do the same with Cat. Like here's this sick martial artist, look how Spiderman kicks his ass. Its a shame really.

batmans good deadpools better

deadpool is one of the most skilled in marvel. he only fools around because hes good enough to.but if he does get serious batmans death would be quick

are you mad because everytime deadpool kills one of your favorite characters he talks smak while he does it?

deadpools skills when hes trying are incredible... "cable and deadpool no;36" deadpool humiliates taskmaster in a battle between the 2, all the while deadpool is in handcuffs and his feet are tied together.
Post Edited:2008-01-09 23:44:45

Rotten gun says:

"deadpools skills when hes trying are incredible... "cable and deadpool no;35" deadpool humiliates taskmaster in a battle between the 2, all the while deadpool is in handcuffs and his feet are tied together. "

Wait Wait. Deadpool gets his ass kicked before that, and even at the beginning of the handcuffed fight, Taskmaster puts him on his face. Taskmaster gets over confident and is still teaching his class, talking about what Deadpools going to do before he does it. He even gives Deadpool a sword and then cuts off his finger. Its only when Deadpool abandons his fighting style and begins to fight erratically, that Taskmaster can predict his moves and gets his ass kicked.
Post Edited:2008-01-07 16:24:23

Colt Python says:

"Smoke Shade says:

"OK i went and did my research on this cat guy hes not such a push over as you my think. according to marvel his fighting skills rival shang-chi who is a master of all known martial arts. so your theory of fighting skill dont mean much to me, but im taking anything away from batman its just he dont have the healing factor and the strength and speed of deadpool. "

1.Deadpool isn't that strong or fast.

2.Batman doesn't need healing factor.Batman doesn't have to kill him to win.

3.Any of the top fighters in Marvel despite the fact they aren't immortal like Deadpool.Deadpool can take alot of shots but he's easily decapitated."

1. Deadpool can lift two tons and many characters have commented on how fast Deadpool is, especially since his speed and agility are greater than an Olympic athlete.

2. How is Batman going to "defeat" someone who can take the absolute worst he can dish out and still stand up afterwards? What are the rules in this fight, pure hand-2-hand or anything goes?

Post Edited:2008-01-07 16:57:53

DEADPOOL says:

2. How is Batman going to "defeat" someone who can take the absolute worst he can dish out and still stand up afterwards? What are the rules in this fight, pure hand-2-hand or anything goes?"

I already posted scans of a normal human kicking Deadpool's ass. He's not as invincible as people make him out to be.

Ohhh may bad Rotten. I know which fight your talking about. Yup, Tasky gets owned.

Gambler says:

"DEADPOOL says:

2. How is Batman going to "defeat" someone who can take the absolute worst he can dish out and still stand up afterwards? What are the rules in this fight, pure hand-2-hand or anything goes?"

I already posted scans of a normal human kicking Deadpool's ass. He's not as invincible as people make him out to be."

Deadpool pulled the sword out and was ready to go, the Cat however took off. And you don't show the comment Cat made about not wanting to fight Deadpool again because he might die.

We also have to remember that this was "Cable's Pet Maniac" Deadpool, who admitted that everything he did in the first 30 or so issues were just for kicks, he wasn't serious about anything.

Colt Python says:

"Shang Chi is written properly..people tend to thing he's greater than he is.He can't beat Marvel's top 5.Captain America,Black Panther,Wolverine,Daredevil, or Iron Fist.You know why? because the all excel greatly at something he doesn't."

Funny, 'cause Deadpool beat all six of them... well, he and Black Panther fought evenly but they never "finished."

Post Edited:2008-01-07 17:02:49

Gambler says:

"Rotten gun says:

"deadpools skills when hes trying are incredible... "cable and deadpool no;36" deadpool humiliates taskmaster in a battle between the 2, all the while deadpool is in handcuffs and his feet are tied together. "

Wait Wait. Deadpool gets his ass kicked before that, and even at the beginning of the handcuffed fight, Taskmaster puts him on his face. Taskmaster gets over confident and is still teaching his class, talking about what Deadpools going to do before he does it. He even gives Deadpool a sword and then cuts off his finger. Its only when Deadpool abandons his fighting style and begins to fight erratically, that Taskmaster can predict his moves and gets his ass kicked.
Post Edited:2008-01-07 16:24:23"

DEADPOOL says:

"Gambler says:

"DEADPOOL says:

2. How is Batman going to "defeat" someone who can take the absolute worst he can dish out and still stand up afterwards? What are the rules in this fight, pure hand-2-hand or anything goes?"

I already posted scans of a normal human kicking Deadpool's ass. He's not as invincible as people make him out to be."

Deadpool pulled the sword out and was ready to go, the Cat however took off. And you don't show the comment Cat made about not wanting to fight Deadpool again because he might die.

Colt Python says:

"Shang Chi is written properly..people tend to thing he's greater than he is.He can't beat Marvel's top 5.Captain America,Black Panther,Wolverine,Daredevil, or Iron Fist.You know why? because the all excel greatly at something he doesn't."

Funny, 'cause Deadpool beat all six of them... well, he and Black Panther fought evenly but they never "finished."

Post Edited:2008-01-07 17:00:27"

Ummm, you may wanna look again. I in fact posted the scan where Cat says he doesnt want to fight him again cause he may die AND VICE VERSA

Further more, Deadpool meets back up with Cat and gets his ass WHUPPED for a second time and even hides behind a chick. Cat takes him down with a tranq dart and then the X-Men show up to save his ass. I can post those scans to if you like.

Colt Python says:

blockquote>"1.If the Cat...normal human who isn't as skilled as Batman or as intellegent or as physically fit can get the best of Deapool..how is it possible that Batman can't do it.

2.Batman doesn't have to kill Deadpool to beat him he just has to immobilize him.When Deadpool fought Wolverine..he easily decapited Deadpool."

In my personal opinion, Cat is every bit as good as Batman. Shang-Chi is the greatest martial-artist in Marvel, he and Cat are rivals, thus he is as good as Batman.

Deadpool wasn't trying to fight Wolverine, he was trying to explain things when Wolverine lost his patience and took a swing.

Post Edited:2008-01-07 17:06:03

Gambler says:

Ummm, you may wanna look again. I in **fact** posted the scan where Cat says he doesnt want to fight him again cause he may die **AND VICE VERSA**Further more, Deadpool meets back up with Cat and gets his ass WHUPPED for a second time and even hides behind a chick. Cat takes him down with a tranq dart and then the X-Men show up to save his ass. I can post those scans to if you like."

Colt Python says:

"Deadpool isn't a better fighter than any of them though.Wolverine decapitated him easily in Cable in Deadpool."

As I said in my above post, Deadpool wasn't trying to fight Wolverine when he took that shot, he was trying to explain what was going on and Wolverine didn't want to hear it. And Deadpool beat Daredevil twice, fought evenly against Iron Fist and Luke Cage at the same time, kicked Captain America in the nuts, fought evenly against Black Panther, and Wolverine has never been able to defeat Deadpool.

Colt Python says:

"That means nothing.If i'm trying to explain something to someone and they take a swing at me and i'm supposed to be "so fast"..I should be able to dodge it."

How many times has the Flash gotten hit by people slower than him?

Post Edited:2008-01-07 17:09:59

Colt Python says:

"you have to be kidding me.wat's this? Couldn't be Wolverine beating Deadpool could it?"

You should read that entire issue (it was awesome), Deadpool was wiping the floor with Wolverine (and no, that's not why it was awesome... but it did help). I'll show you the page right before the one you just posted...

As you can see, Deadpool stopped fighting... and this isn't their first fight either, they've had quite a few. Of all their fights, there was only one that Wolverine was actually winning, but Deadpool took him down with a tranquilizer. There was another fight where Deadpool was kicking Wolverine around and pinned him to a wall by stabbing his sword through Wolverine's shoulder before they got attacked by a Werewolf, then there was another fight where Deadpool was screwing with Wolverine before stabbing him through each of his lungs and left him choking on his own blood, then an issue or two later Deadpool was fighting Wolverine, Copycat, and Kain... and doing pretty damn good, but the fight was never finished because the building they were in caught on fire. Then after that incident recently where Wolverine cut off Deadpool's head, the two started trading pretty evenly until Deadpool was able to convince him that they shouldn't be fighting. And now they have a 5-part fight coming up soon in "Wolverine: Origins."

WOLVERINE: ORIGINS # 21

The Story: “THE DEEP END,” PART 1 (OF 5)

He’s a born killer, highly trained in the art of violence.

He’s a man out of time, living without fear of death.

He’s the best there is at what he does...and he's about to do it to Wolverine.

Enter: DEADPOOL!

Post Edited:2008-01-07 22:47:35

Colt Python says:

"I did read the the whole issue and Deadpool wasn't wiping the floor with anything.Wolverine was hitting Deadpool just as much as he was hitting him."

I'm not gonna argue who was doing better (although Deadpool did break some of Wolverine's ribs, lol), but by your own admission they are at least equals, correct?

Post Edited:2008-01-07 23:10:43

Okay then....maybe we should clarify this.....is Deadpool trying or not? If he is, Batman would really have no chance whatsoever. If he isnt, then Batman would nail him to a wall.

I think the only way Batman could beat Deadpool while he's fighting seriously is if he called in a favor from The Flash or GL or something. Superman would kinda be overkill though.

So....as much as I like Batman. I think I'm gonna have to go with 'Pool on thins one.

He can talk any hero into mental retardation......

batpool says:

"So....as much as I like Batman. I think I'm gonna have to go with 'Pool on thins one.He can talk any hero into mental retardation......"

Not if his wind pipes crushed.

Yeah, but he has the healing factor. So, I dont see how his windpipes being crushed would prevent him from running his mouth for too long.

batpool says:

"Yeah, but he has the healing factor. So, I dont see how his windpipes being crushed would prevent him from running his mouth for too long."

Gambler says:

"This is the Cat. He's a normal human and the master of **ONE**style of Martial Arts.He owns Deadpool. Now was there anything in that scan, that Batman couldn't have done? Change out the throwing stars for bat-a-rangs and there's no difference, except Batman has mastered over 200 styles of Martial Arts and Cat has only mastered one."

But, I think its a matter of Deadpool taking the fight seriously or not.

Colt Python says:

"I can't believe this is still a debate..."

Me either.

Colt Python says:

"DEADPOOL says:

"Colt Python says:

"I did read the the whole issue and Deadpool wasn't wiping the floor with anything.Wolverine was hitting Deadpool just as much as he was hitting him."

I'm not gonna argue who was doing better (although Deadpool did break some of Wolverine's ribs, lol), but by your own admission they are at least equals, correct?
Post Edited:2008-01-07 23:10:43"

1.This comic is old and Wolverine has become a better fighter since then.

2.In the scan YOU provided it shows deadpool evading an attack and and landing a kick at the bottom.

3.Wolverine and Deadpool are no equals."

1. Resorting to excuses? Fine, a 100 years of fighting experience isn't enough to take Deadpool down, but 101 does the trick? Heh.

2. If you look at the bottom panel it shows that Deadpool dropped his swords and tried to hug Wolverine, but Wolverine took the opportunity to stab Deadpool.

3. If Deadpool can push Wolverine so hard and draw with him or even win, what exactly are they?

Post Edited:2008-01-07 23:38:48

So Batman basicly wins by knockout?

Well, wouldn't it make a serious impact on the outcome of the fight?