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#1 Edited by Alyssabird (1418 posts) - - Show Bio

  • No prep
  • Punch from you
  • Wolverine, Claw swipe
  • Grizzly Bear, paw swipe
  • Iron Man, blast
  • Three Days Prep
  • Tyrannosaurus Rex bite
  • Cyclops eye blast
  • Tackle from Juggernaut
  • Hulk smash unto head
  • Destroyer Armour falls on him
  • Thanos, backhand
  • Wonder Woman, Extreme Poke to face
  • One Week Prep
  • Lightning strike from Thor
  • Mjolnir to face, from Warriors Madness Thor
  • Rammed by Silver Surfer traveling at FTL speed
  • God blast from Thor
  • Wally West, 1 IMP punch
  • Silver Age Superman, point blank sneeze
  • Arishem foot stomp
  • Galactus full powered fart
  • Combined blast of the Fourth Host of the Celestials
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#2 Posted by Pyrogram (45736 posts) - - Show Bio

This cannot be serious, he dies after wolverine or grizzly...

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#3 Posted by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

Galactus farts? I'd say he sadly won't survive most probably, especially not the first one.

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#4 Posted by ThE_Pr1K (7 posts) - - Show Bio

he'd be lucky to get to Iron Man

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#5 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (7946 posts) - - Show Bio

Stops at me with my brass knuckles

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#6 Posted by Alyssabird (1418 posts) - - Show Bio

@ThE_Pr1K said:

he'd be lucky to get to Iron Man

What if we made it a blood lusted batman?

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#7 Edited by Mortein (5655 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird said:

What if we made it a blood lusted batman?

how would a lust for blood increase his durability?

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#8 Posted by Pyrogram (45736 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird: How the flip does that increase durability 0_0

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#9 Posted by JonSmith (4529 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird said:

he'd be lucky to get to Iron Man

What if we made it a blood lusted batman?

How about you give him prep so he can clear it?

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#10 Posted by Alyssabird (1418 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pyrogram said:

@Alyssabird: How the flip does that increase durability 0_0

Determination...

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#11 Posted by KingOfAsh (3935 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird: It's preped Batman who stands more of a chance.

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#12 Posted by Pyrogram (45736 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird: Yer, wont stop him bleeding out :D:D:D:D

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#13 Posted by The_Roman (3442 posts) - - Show Bio

Unless this is Frank Miller Batman, dies in round 1 on Wolverine or Grizzly. (I recently read The Dark Knight Returns, so yeah.)

Frank Miller Batman, dies in round 1, but gets to Iron Man. Maybe.

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#14 Posted by Saren (27534 posts) - - Show Bio

Stops at Wolverine.

@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub said:

Stops at me with my brass knuckles

Riiiiiiight.

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#15 Posted by GodDamnIronMan (1656 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird:

I laughed so hard after I saw the OP...Interesting post btw.

No Prep:

Stopped by Me. I will use up all my strength and punch his junk...I highly doubt that he can survived from that XD

3 days Prep:

Hulk will smashes him into a Pizza... Gotham's Flavor

1 week prep:

Silver Surfer Stomps him.

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#16 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (7946 posts) - - Show Bio

@Citizenbane what can I say. I have a solid punch add the brass knuckles an its lights out.

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#17 Posted by nickzambuto (27914 posts) - - Show Bio

OP needs more details. Is he just gonna stand there while Wolverine does whatever he wants to him? Not much Bats can do in this case. Hell put Thor in the same scenario and he's dead.

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#18 Posted by TheTmac (480 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pyrogram: His suit can take it.

A OMAC couldnt cut through it.

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#19 Posted by TheTmac (480 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

Stops at Wolverine.

@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub said:

Stops at me with my brass knuckles

Riiiiiiight.

HAHAHAAH brass knuckles????? Batman takes hits from Bane and Killer Croc and you say you can knock him out with brass knuckles???

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#20 Posted by SupremeHyperion (1811 posts) - - Show Bio

why is that omac at his groin trying to take off is belt? I thought Batman liked them younger.......?

either way batman dies after taking a slashing from Wolverine

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#21 Posted by entropy_aegis (18832 posts) - - Show Bio

Spite.

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#22 Posted by Evil-Incarnate (6074 posts) - - Show Bio

@SupremeHyperion said:

why is that omac at his groin trying to take off is belt? I thought Batman liked them younger.......?

either way batman dies after taking a slashing from Wolverine

Well clearly the OMAC was trying to prove the fact that youth can't compete with experience.

Batman stops at me, but to be fair I'm T.O.A.A and The Source level. :-\

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#23 Posted by afueikawa (1109 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman testing his durability by me?

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I'll punch his balls.

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#24 Posted by bigcimmerian (10323 posts) - - Show Bio

No prep

Wolverine kills him, but it depends on when he slashes him and with how much force

3 days prep

Thanos backhand

One week prep

Thor sends him to sun

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#25 Posted by Alyssabird (1418 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman's durability is laughable :D

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#26 Posted by jackofspades (1874 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pyrogram said:

This cannot be serious, he dies after wolverine or grizzly...

this

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#27 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

Where is Wolverine swiping him and how much force?

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#28 Posted by Alyssabird (1418 posts) - - Show Bio

@KnightRise said:

Where is Wolverine swiping him and how much force?

In his face, and his hardest swipe, as are all the following.

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#29 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird said:

@KnightRise said:

Where is Wolverine swiping him and how much force?

In his face, and his hardest swipe, as are all the following.

Then that kills him miserably

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#30 Posted by Alyssabird (1418 posts) - - Show Bio

@KnightRise said:

@Alyssabird said:

@KnightRise said:

Where is Wolverine swiping him and how much force?

In his face, and his hardest swipe, as are all the following.

Then that kills him miserably

K, just a stab with the middle razor into his face.

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#31 Posted by Batman242 (6859 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird: Why do I have the feeling that you hate Batman?

He dies from Wolverine

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#32 Posted by TheMultiverse (162 posts) - - Show Bio

Spite thread lawl. Wolverine makes swiss cheese of bruce, and then the grizzly takes a dump on his chest.

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#33 Posted by Alyssabird (1418 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheMultiverse said:

Spite thread lawl. Wolverine makes swiss cheese of bruce, and then the grizzly takes a dump on his chest.

& of the T-Rex?

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#34 Posted by Bo88gdan (5408 posts) - - Show Bio

lol

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#35 Posted by Esquire (4012 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pyrogram said:

@Alyssabird: Yer, wont stop him bleeding out :D:D:D:D

Possum reflex, son.

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#36 Posted by Pyrogram (45736 posts) - - Show Bio

@Esquire: xD obviously!

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#38 Posted by New_World_Order (14895 posts) - - Show Bio

Stops at Wolverine.

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#39 Posted by DCsuperman0007 (573 posts) - - Show Bio

he stops at me

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#40 Posted by Pokeysteve (11576 posts) - - Show Bio

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Are we NOT going to talk about the "Extreme Poke To Face"!?!?!

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#41 Posted by The_Roman (3442 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pokeysteve said:

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Are we NOT going to talk about the "Extreme Poke To Face"!?!?!

No.

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#42 Posted by Alyssabird (1418 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Roman said:

@Pokeysteve said:

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Are we NOT going to talk about the "Extreme Poke To Face"!?!?!

I reckon that would kill him? lol

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#43 Posted by The_Roman (3442 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird said:

@The_Roman said:

@Pokeysteve said:

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Are we NOT going to talk about the "Extreme Poke To Face"!?!?!

I reckon that would kill him? lol

You don't get the wordplay.

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#44 Posted by Alyssabird (1418 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Roman said:

@Alyssabird said:

@The_Roman said:

@Pokeysteve said:

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Are we NOT going to talk about the "Extreme Poke To Face"!?!?!

I reckon that would kill him? lol

You don't get the wordplay.

Maybe im stupid...

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#45 Posted by The_Roman (3442 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird said:

@The_Roman said:

@Alyssabird said:

@The_Roman said:

@Pokeysteve said:

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Are we NOT going to talk about the "Extreme Poke To Face"!?!?!

I reckon that would kill him? lol

You don't get the wordplay.

Maybe im stupid...

Just innocent. Would it help if I did this?

Extreme Poke to the Face:

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#46 Posted by Alyssabird (1418 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Roman said:

@Alyssabird said:

@The_Roman said:

@Alyssabird said:

@The_Roman said:

@Pokeysteve said:

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Are we NOT going to talk about the "Extreme Poke To Face"!?!?!

I reckon that would kill him? lol

You don't get the wordplay.

Maybe im stupid...

Just innocent. Would it help if I did this?

Extreme Poke to the Face:

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nah im just stupid