Batman One million vs Apocalypse

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#1 Posted by ShadowKing (1324 posts) - - Show Bio

- The fight takes place in Gotham City. 
 
- Both get 1 week to prep. 
 
- No Morals. 
 
- Winner by any method. 
 
- Bats has all of his weapons. 
 
Who wins? Bats or Apoc?
 
 
 

  
  
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#2 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (15334 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman one million equals, unbeatable times a million.

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#3 Posted by FourthDeity (2244 posts) - - Show Bio

@DarkKnightDetective said:

Batman one million equals, unbeatable times a million.

BM1M Stomps.

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#4 Posted by bigcimmerian (10340 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman 1M stomps

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#6 Posted by Mattersuit (4295 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman stomps

Batman 1 million stomps so hard it can't be shown in comics.

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#7 Posted by ssejllenrad (13112 posts) - - Show Bio

Apoc just to be a deviant. :D

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#8 Posted by TDK_1997 (18935 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman 1 million.

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#9 Posted by bigcimmerian (10340 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mattersuit said:

Batman stomps

Batman 1 million stomps so hard it can't be shown in comics.

hahaha funny, but true

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#10 Posted by Strider1992 (18517 posts) - - Show Bio

What exactly has Batman 1M done that puts him on this level? I can't find very many feats for him.

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#11 Posted by HellionVulcan (7439 posts) - - Show Bio

Normal batman would get slaughtered instantly but i doubt u can really prep or whatever for apocalypse as he doesn't really have a weakness to exploit so i'm more looking at apocalypse cause hes kinda Immortal .

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#12 Posted by bigcimmerian (10340 posts) - - Show Bio

@HellionVulcan said:

Normal batman would get slaughtered instantly but i doubt u can really prep or whatever for apocalypse as he doesn't really have a weakness to exploit so i'm more looking at apocalypse cause hes kinda Immortal .

Bats 1M can fly faster than Iron Man, become invisible, teleport, create duplicates of himself like Multiple Man, has batarangs which could cut on molecule level like depowered Hercules' sword, he can mind rape you, kick you with his mind, he is 5 time smarter than Reed Richards and Doctor Doom, his IQ is 1045, he knows more than 1000 martial arts and surpasess Karate Kid in combat. And this is all his standard equipment and skills without prep time.

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#13 Posted by Strider1992 (18517 posts) - - Show Bio

@BigCimmerian said:

Bats 1M can fly faster than Iron Man,

Scans?

@BigCimmerian said:

create duplicates of himself like Multiple Man,

No he doesn't if I remember they are illusions incapable of actually dealing damage

@BigCimmerian said:

has batarangs which could cut on molecule level like depowered Hercules' sword,

Scans?

@BigCimmerian said:

he can mind rape you, kick you with his mind

I don't remember him ever mind-raping anyone. The kicking with his mind was part of an MA taught to him by an alien species i've never seen him use it to telepathic hit someone without actually coming into psychical contact with them.

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#14 Posted by jeanroygrant (20442 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

@BigCimmerian said:

Bats 1M can fly faster than Iron Man,

Scans?

@BigCimmerian said:

create duplicates of himself like Multiple Man,

No he doesn't if I remember they are illusions incapable of actually dealing damage

@BigCimmerian said:

has batarangs which could cut on molecule level like depowered Hercules' sword,

Scans?

@BigCimmerian said:

he can mind rape you, kick you with his mind

I don't remember him ever mind-raping anyone. The kicking with his mind was part of an MA taught to him by an alien species i've never seen him use it to telepathic hit someone without actually coming into psychical contact with them.

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#15 Posted by SupremeHyperion (1811 posts) - - Show Bio

these 1M characters are lame and abuse the idea of superheroes. Why does DC always seem like they have to make the "ours are better than yours" type toons? come one.

Although he does pull off the black panther look real well.

All we need now is Marvel making a Spider-man 1trillion or Squirrel girl 5-gazillion

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#16 Edited by Strider1992 (18517 posts) - - Show Bio

@SupremeHyperion said:

Squirrel girl 5-gazillion

Normal Squirrel Girl stomps Batman 1M. Giving her any more power ups would just be spite lol!

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#17 Posted by Jorgevy (5165 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

@SupremeHyperion said:

Squirrel girl 5-gazillion

Normal Squirrel Girl stomps Batman 1M. Giving her any more power ups would just be spite lol!

OH GOD NO! Please dont! Squirrel Girl 5 Gazillion would destroy TOAA and Presence in a heartbeat, that would be the end of comics!!

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#19 Posted by cosmicallyaware1 (7308 posts) - - Show Bio

Apocolypse would just make Batty1milly one of his horesman!! here's the thing.....which one? I say War...

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#20 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3973 posts) - - Show Bio

@Petey_is_Spidey: Uh, Why? Batman 1mil would just mind-rape him.

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#21 Posted by Joygirl (21036 posts) - - Show Bio

B1M stomps with his anti-Apocalypse, Apocalypse-pwning koong-fu that he invents and masters in twenty minutes, specifically to brutally own Apocalypse with. /thread

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#22 Posted by Petey_is_Spidey (11845 posts) - - Show Bio

Eveyone is saying Bats, but have no proof. coughtrollscough

I.A.T.

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#23 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2851 posts) - - Show Bio

I almost feel like this is spite.

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#24 Edited by Strider1992 (18517 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@Petey_is_Spidey: Uh, Why? Batman 1mil would just mind-rape him.

Give me a scan showing Batman 1M mindraping someone.

The only instances I can think of are the ones in conjunction with his MA. I've never seen Bats 1M mindrape someone without touching them even then it's not really mindrape its simply a telepathic blow that enhances damage dealt by his normal attacks. He doesn't literally go inside the opponents mind and mess with it.

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#25 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3973 posts) - - Show Bio
@Strider92 said:


                   

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@Petey_is_Spidey: Uh, Why? Batman 1mil would just mind-rape him.

Give me a scan showing Batman 1M mindraping someone.

The only instances I can think of are the ones in conjunction with his MA. I've seen Bats 1M mindrape someone without touching them even then it's not really mindrape its simply a telepathic blow that enhances damage dealt by his normal attacks. He doesn't literally go inside the opponents mind and mess with it.



                   

               

That's what I'm saying.  Also Batmam 1mil is most likely smarter tha Apoc.
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#26 Posted by minigunman123 (3262 posts) - - Show Bio

Who is batman 1mil o.o;

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#27 Posted by Godabed (354 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump because i think this topic is Funny.

btw, Apocalypse has had telepathic blockers and his own telepathic abilities since he first encountered telepaths, If Charles, Jean, Maddie, Psylocke, Emma, and Cable aren't getting past them (and they have actual telepathic feats) someone with little to no telepathic feats that could even compare to the people mentioned is going to have serious trouble mindraping Apocalypse.

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#28 Posted by Goku1fan (1460 posts) - - Show Bio

@DarkKnightDetective said:

Batman one million equals, unbeatable times a million.

This lol

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#29 Posted by Welkin_Gunther (20 posts) - - Show Bio

@minigunman123: Batman from the 853rd century and he has feats that surpass Bruce Wayne. He is a master martial artist or weapon master. Batman 1 million can create multiple holograms to fool his opponents (it's possible that future Batman could probably create life-like holograms).

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#30 Posted by SinnTek1 (2314 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman stomps

Batman 1 million stomps so hard it can't be shown in comics.

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#31 Posted by NotATreeABush (5004 posts) - - Show Bio

Apoc sh*ts on Batman with easy

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#32 Posted by Welkin_Gunther (20 posts) - - Show Bio

If possible, Batman could weaponize dozens or hundreds of hellspores into one small, but highly potent weapon or he could use the boom tube or some fictional extra-dimensional point-to-point teleportation device to teleport hellspores onto Apocalypse. Batman will need to devise a universally powerful weapon that can destroy Apocalypse, instantly.

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#33 Posted by mysticmedivh (32254 posts) - - Show Bio

This Batman doesn't have sufficient feats.

If possible, Batman could weaponize dozens or hundreds of hellspores into one small, but highly potent weapon or he could use the boom tube or some fictional extra-dimensional point-to-point teleportation device to teleport hellspores onto Apocalypse. Batman will need to devise a universally powerful weapon that can destroy Apocalypse, instantly.

Batman One Million, not Batman Bruce Wayne.

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#34 Edited by Welkin_Gunther (20 posts) - - Show Bio

@mysticmedivh: I meant Batman One Million and well, he should. That's what I would do if I was in his shoes, devise a sort of universally powerful or destructive, futuristic weapon.

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#35 Posted by mysticmedivh (32254 posts) - - Show Bio
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#36 Posted by Keehn93 (999 posts) - - Show Bio

Apoc crushes his face with Pillar punch!

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#37 Posted by XiiX (13583 posts) - - Show Bio

Apocalypse stomps.

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#38 Posted by Urban_Ninja_X (1252 posts) - - Show Bio

Apocalypse destroys Batman so long as Batman's fans haven't brought in actually proven feats.

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#39 Posted by Welkin_Gunther (20 posts) - - Show Bio

@mysticmedivh:True, but he has futuristic technology from the 853rd century to use as his advantage. I do agree that Bruce Wayne may be able to destroy Apocalypse.

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#40 Posted by hulkbuster94 (1034 posts) - - Show Bio

Apocalypse wins.