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#1 Edited by WeDrinkVodka (357 posts) - - Show Bio

Harry becomes possesed by Voldemort for some reason and the two go and attack Batman. He is joined by Joker, for the lulz.

Rules:

- All four get one day of prep.

- Batman and Joker are New 52.

- Batman has the standard gear, aka no Hellbat or something.

- No horcruxes.

- Morals off.

- Bloodlusted.

- Fight takes place in a graveyard.

WHO WINS?

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#2 Posted by ValarMelkor (5165 posts) - - Show Bio

Wizards.

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#3 Posted by WeAreTheFlash (2047 posts) - - Show Bio

This is not a battle. . . This is an execution... Joker doesn't even have any powers, gets instantly killed by Voldemort. After, Lord Voldy turn to Batman to see he's not there, out of rage he starts to demolish the whole grave yard looking for him. They find Batman and kill him together.

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#4 Posted by cdiddyman911 (5520 posts) - - Show Bio

Wizards stomp

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#5 Posted by WeDrinkVodka (357 posts) - - Show Bio

@sanitrize1999: Idk, Voldemort would have to watch out for Joker's traps.

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#6 Posted by WeAreTheFlash (2047 posts) - - Show Bio

Orrrrr.... Joker gets killed. Batman has vanished , they start to look around for him, but not before taking Voldemort out from the shadows. Harry see's this, starts blasting spells at him, batman ninja rolls out of the way and throws a batarang at Harrys hand. Batarang either hits his wrist and knocks the wand out of his hand, or decapitates the wand. Batman runs towards Harry and KOs him.

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#7 Posted by KingTPhil (1730 posts) - - Show Bio

Either wizard could solo

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#8 Edited by pateuvasiliu (902 posts) - - Show Bio

Morals off? Doesn't that mean Batman could just kill them with a sniper rifle from afar? For all of Harry and Voldie's power they are still humans physically and Batman's snuck up on way better foes than a dude that needs glasses to see.

Even without a rifle Batman can just use sleeping darts or smoke. He solos rather comfortably.

A magic wand's only as good as your reactions and Batman dodges bullets, I mean c'mon.

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#9 Posted by Mee09 (5206 posts) - - Show Bio

With one day of prep Batman can actually win this by himself. Joker is not stupid either. I'm pretty sure he'll come up with something clever enough to take out Harry at least. I do not know what Harry and Voldemort can do with prep other than rig the battlefield which they aren't able to do here. So prep basically goes to Batman and Joker. Honestly at first I thought it was one sided. But with prep and the setting Batman and Joker should be able to pull it off.

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#10 Edited by AlphaQ (5791 posts) - - Show Bio

Lolwhut? Batman has way better prep feats than either from what I've heard.

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#11 Edited by DarkRaiden (15466 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman stomps. Hard. Also Joker's immune to magic because he's cuh-razy or w/e stupid thing DC thinks of.

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#12 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Harry and Voldemort easy

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#13 Posted by MysticMedivh (32250 posts) - - Show Bio

Lord Chew > Batman > Batman's Batarang > Wally West Speed Force Dump GG x1,000,000,000,000 IMPs per attosecond > Robin > cops that arrested Thanos > Robin's speedo > stairs that one-shotted Darkseid > TOAA > belly button lint > random fart > Pre-Retcon Beyonder > Harry Potter and Voldemort > Krillin > Apocalypse > Loki_D/NoHate > Yamcha.

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#14 Posted by maxlabp (1458 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman and Joker. With one day of prep, Batman is unstoppable.

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#15 Posted by NinjaWarrior268 (11950 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman with prep stomps

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#16 Posted by UFT (4533 posts) - - Show Bio

prep is pretty useless if you dont know what your up against. batmans never even heard of voldemort or the kind of black magic he employs

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#17 Posted by vj21oq (163 posts) - - Show Bio

morals off? batman and joker will design a powerful killing gas and they will quickly kill the harry and voldemor

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#18 Posted by _KingofLatveria (18024 posts) - - Show Bio

Lord Chew > Batman > Batman's Batarang > Wally West Speed Force Dump GG x1,000,000,000,000 IMPs per attosecond > Robin > cops that arrested Thanos > Robin's speedo > stairs that one-shotted Darkseid > TOAA > belly button lint > random fart > Pre-Retcon Beyonder > Harry Potter and Voldemort > Krillin > Apocalypse > Loki_D/NoHate > Yamcha.

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#19 Posted by GateOfBabylon (3241 posts) - - Show Bio

With the day of prep Batman solos.

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#20 Posted by Amonfire1776 (2632 posts) - - Show Bio

Harry and Voldy also have prep which eveyone seems to forget...

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#21 Edited by CaptFalcon725 (1130 posts) - - Show Bio

Harry and Voldy also have prep which eveyone seems to forget...

I don't think it matters to them.

Matters to me though.

Wizards ROFLstomp

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#22 Posted by deactivated-5b0ff1f569a57 (4213 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO. Batman blitzes, wtf-stomps.

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#23 Posted by Batvibe12 (5063 posts) - - Show Bio

Bat-God solos.

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#24 Posted by TheBeardOfZues (2801 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman because of prep.

If it was random encounter both wizards would solo.