Average Human Being runs the Canine Gauntlet! ??

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  1. Chihuahua
  2. 20 lbs Jack Russell Terrier (the ones who solo-kill foxes & raccoons)
  3. 55 lb English Bulldog
  4. 40 lb Coyote
  5. 75 lb "working" Labrador
  6. 80 lb "working" German Shepard Dog
  7. 65 lb Pitbull
  8. 70 lb Coywolf
  9. 120 lb Rottweiler
  10. 180 lb Great Dane
  11. 130 lb Bullmastiff
  12. 220 lb English Mastiff
  13. 120 lb Grey Wolf

The human is completely naked and weaponless. The animals want to kill the person.

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Most adult males stomp most dogs.

Any dog over 100 lbs is gonna bring the hurt but we are gonna bring it right back

Mastiff might stomp. They kill wolves

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Hard stop at 1

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So you are saying that is the body of an average human? What does that make me?

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why make this thread

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All we need to do is assert dominance like Caesar Millan teaches. Just use two fingers, nip at the dog’s neck and “Tsst” them into submission. It’s important to continue with this method no matter the immediate results, the dog might be gnawing your balls off but he eventually will submit.

Not sure if it will work on a wolf however, you might need to try and fight them for position of alpha.

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Honestly, stops at 3

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@drache64: Anyone who dies to a English Bulldog is a sad excuse of a Human. Good thing your joking tho.

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@drache64: ez building buster, if not planetary

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Most adult males stomp most dogs.

Any dog over 100 lbs is gonna bring the hurt but we are gonna bring it right back

Mastiff might stomp. They kill wolves

By most dogs, I'm sure you mean "not a Pitbull or German Shepard". Not even a large man can "stomp" a German Shepard, let alone the average man (who'd simply get mauled), although a Chihuahua is likely.

Show me any mastiff killing a healthy adult wolf without humans involved, or I call BS

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English bulldogs are used to wrangle wild boars, you know that right? Then you've gone and put it in attack mode and made the victim naked and called him Average. Even if he kills the bulldog he bleeds to death from injuries.

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These threads need to be banned. They're pointless.

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@xlr87t3: That being said, there could of been possible Human intervention, you can never really say with Dogs unless their confirmed Ferals.

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#15  Edited By HeroUp2112

This is a REALLY difficult one to predict. It's not just the body of an average person you need to consider, it's the mind set and knowledge of dog anatomy.

The mind set of (ball parking) 90% of people in the Western World is to freak the hell out if they're severely bitten by a dog. Furthermore, the mind set of (again ball parking) is probably roughly the same for people to feel more vulnerable and afraid if they are naked (this is a guess) but I'm thinking more so for males as they have their most sensitive and vulnerable area swinging exposed.

Considering all that let's hack off 30% from that number who MAY be able to gather their wits in a crisis situation and be able to try to fight back effectively while being bitten and yanked around by a more powerful animal...so 60%, but only 20% for people who might realistically know enough about canine weaknesses to make those wits and toughness be effective, so we're at a decent 70%.

I'm thinking we have 30% maybe 40% of healthy, adult, NAKED, "average"(between 5'7" and 6'1"/150-230lbs) males who stand a good chance of beyond the German Sheppard or the Pit Bull. Give or take ten percent.

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@theserbianempire: You showed me a picture of a dog standing next to a dead wolf who was likely shot. Nothing indicates an actual fight went down, at best the dog chased the wolf while the human loaded his gun

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If that's an average man then 95% of the world is below average

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Just ran a quick Google search and came up with 5'10 195 lbs 28% body fat for Average male stats

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give me a baseball bat and I'll clear otherwise stopping at pitbull

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@xlr87t3: No, at best the Dog killed the Wolf, unless you think its physically impossible for a Dog to kill a Wolf.

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@xlr87t3: depending on what you consider a “large man,” a German Shepherd can easily be stomped. Anybody the size of Brock Lesnar is breaking bones and organs with nothing more than a mauled arm at most. Pit bulls are also great fighting dogs, but they weigh no more than 60 lbs on average.

This guy looks short though, however his body fat % is definitely well above average. The (actual) average human is getting killed anywhere 6-8. If you’re going for peak human (which that guy is closer to), then anywhere from 9–10

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Clears. Doggos are man's best friend. They all just want treats and bellyrubs.

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@darkbiscuit: Nah, a peak Human should clear except maybe the Wolf.

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@xlr87t3: No, at best the Dog killed the Wolf, unless you think its physically impossible for a Dog to kill a Wolf.

Terrible logic. Murderer comes in someones house, kills and rapes a woman, police comes by and sees a cat sitting next to the body and one cop say "Hey, the cat must have killed it." and when someone says that is insane the cop says "The cat killed the woman, unless you think its physically impossible for a cat to kill a human?"

The given evidence points to a human doing the killing. There's no bite marks or blood on either the dog or the wolf, there was no fight.

@xlr87t3: depending on what you consider a “large man,” a German Shepherd can easily be stomped. Anybody the size of Brock Lesnar is breaking bones and organs with nothing more than a mauled arm at most. Pit bulls are also great fighting dogs, but they weigh no more than 60 lbs on average.

This guy looks short though, however his body fat % is definitely well above average. The (actual) average human is getting killed anywhere 6-8. If you’re going for peak human (which that guy is closer to), then anywhere from 9–10

Large as in over 6 feet or over 200 lbs. Your average large man should be able to handle a GSD, but he'd have to go to the hospital afterwards. Not a curbstomp due to the fact that domesticated humans have mentality holding them back. Pitbulls are even more dangerous and formidable than German Shepards because they have unnatural tolerance for pain and their infamous lockjaw. 60+ Pitbull>70-80 lb GSD most of the time.

A healthy wolf would maul and/or kill any human regardless of the latter's mentality.

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#25  Edited By xzone

@xlr87t3: large is over 6 foot or over 200 pounds? What if I'm both? ?

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#26  Edited By Sivil-Law

I'm biting every dog back and I clear

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@sivil-law: Wouldn't work on a pitbull

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@xlr87t3: large is over 6 foot or over 200 pounds? What if I'm both? ?

You're simply large, until you get into the "very large" territory

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@xlr87t3: No, you have terrible logic comparing a Dog to a Cat, lmao. Try again.

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@xlr87t3 said:

@sivil-law: Wouldn't work on a pitbull

@xzone said:

@xlr87t3: large is over 6 foot or over 200 pounds? What if I'm both? ?

You're simply large, until you get into the "very large" territory

Anybody who gets beat by a dog in a 1 on 1 should be ashamed of themselves. You have to put up a good fight. Animals know when to quit/

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#31  Edited By alextheboss
  1. Chihuahua Gets crushed
  2. 20 lbs Jack Russell Terrier (the ones who solo-kill foxes & raccoons) Gets crushed
  3. 55 lb English Bulldog Easy win for human.
  4. 40 lb Coyote Human pretty easily but could get a bad bite.
  5. 75 lb "working" Labrador Human mid difficulty, will probably get hurt badly.
  6. 80 lb "working" German Shepard Dog Human high difficulty, will be hurt badly.
  7. 65 lb Pitbull Human high difficulty will be hurt badly.
  8. 70 lb Coywolf Human high difficulty will be hurt badly.
  9. 120 lb Rottweiler I'm thinking he stops here. Rottweilers have thick necks, have a strong bite, and 120 lbs is really big.
  10. 180 lb Great Dane Great danes are big, but their bodies aren't really made for fighting, idk.
  11. 130 lb Bullmastiff Probably the mastiff
  12. 220 lb English Mastiff Almost definitely the mastiff here, it's too big and should probably be the last on the list due to its size.
  13. 120 lb Grey Wolf Probably the wolf.

In short, probably stops at 9. If he doesn't get healed in between rounds he would probably stop at 6-8.

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@sivil-law: Depends on the dog tbh. There is no shame for an average guy losing to a 150+ powerful dog breed. Now if it's a regular sized dog under 100 lbs, ya I don't think a competent man should lose.

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I don’t know if anyone here has ever seen, been involved in, or broken up a legit dog fight (not an escalted tiff or snark, but out for blood fight) but they move fast, they are intense, they don’t flinch. An average naked person with an average naked brain is not beating the second half of this list. They are mad fighters and don’t care about their own safety when fighting. Its just too much.

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@xlr87t3: No, you have terrible logic comparing a Dog to a Cat, lmao. Try again.

Propaganda. The human clearly shot the wolf, but a dog is an extension of a man's penis so...

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@crawlerwing_night: Dog fights are intense and rapid because both dogs are trying to grab the other while avoiding being caught. The results rarely match the intensity.

I also always view human vs animal fights as the human being either morals off, or fighting for their life. Most people would be too afraid of being harmed (and rightly so) to properly defend themselves (which is a self-perpetuating issue). A morals off human won’t care about being hurt, and wouldn’t be afraid of the dog.

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#36  Edited By Malzahaar

@theserbianempire: its not impossible but its more common for the wolf to win.

The picture you showed was a wolf that had been shot.

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#37  Edited By Scotchbear

@xlr87t3: average man stomps gsd and Pitbull

You RARELY hear of a male adult not over 60 or under 15 getting killed by a Pitbull

Gsd lose to men all the time, police dogs in USA are gsd and they get killed or severely hurt by criminals with their hands all the time.

You’re severely underestimating our ability to plan and think, we know how dogs attack. They lunge.

We are capable of one shotting most dogs with a clean kick

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@sivil-law: lmao you're not clearing.

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@scotchbear: you're right about the pitbulls

You're wrong about one shooting dogs with a single kick.

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@scotchbear: most people don’t have the fitness level required to deliver a clean kick, let alone one that could one shot a dog. You also rarely hear of a dog of any breed killing any human outside of infants. Dog attacks are rare. Dog killings are rarer. Dogs killing grown men are rarerer

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A clean kick with a shoe may ko a dog, but not bare foot

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@darkbiscuit: morals off doesn’t mean your brain goes robotic, it means you have no problem hurting/killing others by whatever means. Morals off doesn’t remove survival instincts, pain, or fear.

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Dogs have an EXTREMELY high pain threshhold. Most naked attacks against decent sized dogs are just going to fuel the dog. Anyone who has ever done bite work or IPO work knows this. If a dog gets its mouth on you you will absolutely NOT be able to get it off from beating it. You will most likely not be composed enough to “go for the eyes” or anything like that, especially as it is violently shaking you the whole time.

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@scotchbear: the reason police dogs get hurt by criminals is because they are trained to restrain the suspect with as little damage as possible, hence why they go for the arm. They are never trained to outright attack or kill.

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#45  Edited By HeroUp2112

Again...we're not talking about peak human, we're talking average human. Also, we're not talking about any of us personally so please let's try to check the egos :).

Also, an average human can be larger and still have the average Western male's level of fitness, lack of motivation, and lack of (for want of a better word) grit.

We're also not talking about dogs determined to just tear someone a new one, we're talking about dogs who are doing everything that can to KILL.

Furthermore, we're not talking about the majority of situations during dog attacks where someone can quickly come assist, we're talking about the person being ALONE, and most importantly NAKED.

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Again...we're not talking about peak human, we're talking average human. Also, we're not talking about any of us personally so please let's try to check the egos :).

I AM STRONK !!!

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Stops anywhere from 6-9

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@heroup2112 said:

Again...we're not talking about peak human, we're talking average human. Also, we're not talking about any of us personally so please let's try to check the egos :).

I AM STRONK !!!

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LLLLMAO. Well....yes...the dogs would likely run in terror just from your pheromones, but you're only average for a DB character. ;)

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