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#1 Edited by zeus123 (171 posts) - - Show Bio

All modern Military vs gods(Greek Mythology)

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#2 Posted by LarcadeDragneel (572 posts) - - Show Bio

Spite the Greek gods when easily. How can you counter tidal waves, huge lightning storms, plagues, and earthquakes. Mismatch.

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#3 Posted by seastone98 (2568 posts) - - Show Bio

Greek Gods low diff

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#4 Posted by Tedirey (1443 posts) - - Show Bio

Greek gods stomp.

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#5 Posted by Wolfrazer (14378 posts) - - Show Bio

Ares solos.

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#6 Posted by noah_ouellette (2902 posts) - - Show Bio

Ares does indeed solo. Just turns them against each other

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#7 Posted by Lord_Spectrum (1228 posts) - - Show Bio

Greek Gods.

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#8 Edited by LarcadeDragneel (572 posts) - - Show Bio

@wolfrazer said:

Ares solos.

Wasn't Ares hurt by swords and spears during the Trojan War?

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#9 Posted by Wolfrazer (14378 posts) - - Show Bio

@larcadedragneel: Think that was explained but can't remember, even if so Ares has other good showings that outweigh that one.

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#10 Posted by LarcadeDragneel (572 posts) - - Show Bio

@larcadedragneel: Think that was explained but can't remember, even if so Ares has other good showings that outweigh that one.

Yeah basically all the Gods do.

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@wolfrazer said:

@larcadedragneel: Think that was explained but can't remember, even if so Ares has other good showings that outweigh that one.

I think it was Zeus teaching him a lesson as well as Athena being on the side of Greek's dong some manipulating of some sorts.

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#12 Posted by Wolfrazer (14378 posts) - - Show Bio

@citizensurfer: Ah I figured other gods were involved but wasn't sure.

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#13 Posted by sophia89 (19810 posts) - - Show Bio

IIRC, Greek gods were fully immortal. However, they were limited to Greece as the Greeks didn't see them as Universal gods.

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#14 Posted by Noone1996 (5718 posts) - - Show Bio

Greek gods should win. I mean you can't nuke beings that can just shoot them out of the sky.

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#15 Posted by DeathWingTerminatorT1000 (415 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol what is this? What the hell are some militaries gonna do against gods? I just... wat?

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#16 Posted by Hypnos0929 (4743 posts) - - Show Bio

@wolfrazer: @larcadedragneel:

Ares got hurt because Athena guided and empowered the Spear. When he got hit he screamed so loud he drowned out all other sounds. Quite frankly I'm surprised the people around him didn't die from such a sound

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#17 Posted by All-Father (1636 posts) - - Show Bio

This is a laughable mismatch lmao.

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#18 Posted by CRUSHYOURENEMIES (1762 posts) - - Show Bio

this is spite.

greek gods only exist in fiction

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#19 Posted by Wolfrazer (14378 posts) - - Show Bio

@hypnos0929: Ah fair enough, knew it had to be something like that, cause Nova's respect thread on Ares paints him as a complete bad***, so it would be weird for him to be affected by simple things such as regular sword n spears when he's done a ton of cool stuff, even soloing the Titans in one instance.

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#20 Posted by bowlt_swagg_320 (1805 posts) - - Show Bio

Noo

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#21 Edited by Helloman (7166 posts) - - Show Bio

The gods win.

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#22 Posted by morleericks (10337 posts) - - Show Bio

Even without Olympians, Greek Gods would overkill.

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#24 Posted by Hypnos0929 (4743 posts) - - Show Bio

@wolfrazer: lol Ares couldn't solo one Titan let alone them all. He was chained to a mountain by two demigods and Zeus told him out of all the gods he hated him the most and the only reason why he got to live was because he was the son of Zeus

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#25 Posted by Zetsumoto (18590 posts) - - Show Bio

@wolfrazer: lol Ares couldn't solo one Titan let alone them all. He was chained to a mountain by two demigods and Zeus told him out of all the gods he hated him the most and the only reason why he got to live was because he was the son of Zeus

Different City-States had different mythos. Most of the "Ares is a scrub" stories come from Athenian lore. Sparta and Rome for example, didn't share this belief.

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#26 Posted by AllStarSuperman (39618 posts) - - Show Bio

Gods fall to bullets

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#27 Posted by AllStarSuperman (39618 posts) - - Show Bio

My emo band name^

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#28 Posted by Hypnos0929 (4743 posts) - - Show Bio

@zetsumoto: Rome had Mars, who was actually considered a lot different from Ares. Mars was much more different and had almost a completely different personality and lacked the title of god of war.

As for different city states good point but I was referring to what I've read in the Iliad

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#29 Posted by Zetsumoto (18590 posts) - - Show Bio

@hypnos0929: I am pretty sure Mars was still considered the God of War.

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#30 Posted by stormphoenix (6876 posts) - - Show Bio

IF the Greek Gods are NOT present in this fight( which I'm pretty sure they are) our modern technology and weapons should best the Mythical Beasts of Greece. :-)

Except, Typhon and the Giants and the Titans......and the Hundred Handed Ones and th---

You know what we lose. Greek Myths take it.

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#31 Posted by GIliad_ (5171 posts) - - Show Bio

The old Gods better turn round and bend over cause they're about to see their successors

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#32 Posted by DirtyTree333 (1074 posts) - - Show Bio

Cthulhu solos.

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#33 Posted by HauntedGraveyard (208 posts) - - Show Bio

April fools day was a while back.

Lol how is this even fair?

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#34 Posted by Hypnos0929 (4743 posts) - - Show Bio

@zetsumoto: contrary to popular belief he wasn't he was god of military and war while Bellona was god of war and bloodlust, like Ares. So Mars took Athena's role of strategist but yeah I guess he could still be called a god of war

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#35 Posted by Wolfrazer (14378 posts) - - Show Bio

@hypnos0929: As I said, in one instance he did destroy the Titans.

"Ares, destroyer of the Titanes, his father's champion, who lifts a proud neck in heaven, still holding that shield ever soaked with gore."

Source: Nonnus, Dionysiaca 20. 35 ff

^ Credit to ShootingNova

But I mean, we don't have to take that one really. His other feats should suffice, still Greek Myth should win anyway regardless.

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@sophia89 said:

IIRC, Greek gods were fully immortal. However, they were limited to Greece as the Greeks didn't see them as Universal gods.

In some version of when Typhoon attacked Olympus most of the gods abandoned it, left to Egypt with animal heads and the Egyptians worshipped them which according to Greeks is where the Egyptian gods came from and then you consider Princess Andromeda was the princess of Ethiopia which is a real country in Africa. And Poseidon did send a sea monster there.

OT: Greeks spitestomps

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#37 Posted by Hypnos0929 (4743 posts) - - Show Bio

@wolfrazer: of course the Greeks win but "destroyer of titans" doesn't mean he can solo the Titans. Technically Zeus was a destroyer of titans but he couldn't hold a candle to Hypnos, Oceanus, Tartarus or Eros

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#38 Posted by Valor_175 (2207 posts) - - Show Bio

The combo of Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades is too much for our military even if they were to prepare for a million years. Greek Gods stomp.

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#39 Posted by Tanaka917 (71 posts) - - Show Bio

Well considering Zeus was said to have power enough to destroy the universe and everything in it, I have to go with the gods.

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#40 Posted by Paytience (2172 posts) - - Show Bio

See...I would argue that the greek god's are only as great as the Greek's perspective.

The "Universe" was a lot smaller for them than for us.

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#41 Posted by GodEmperor123 (336 posts) - - Show Bio

the gods would just split earth in half with a thought