Alfred vs Galactus

I apologize if this thread was an issue, I'm new to Comic vine and didn't think it would be an issue, but if it was I am sorry. If you got the impression that I am a ridiculous Batman fanboy. I ensure you that I am not. I actually prefer Shazam, Flash, Zoom, Captain America and Venom.

Alfred Pennyworth has been granted immortality for his amazing work as the Wayne family butler, he decides he wants to take down Galactus with this gift.

Round 1

Alfred Vs Galactus random encounter on an abandoned Earth

No Morals

No BFR

Round 2

-Alfred has unlimited preparation until he is ready (one year- one hundred million years)

-Alfred has access to any resources he needs

-Alfred can grant one person immortality, but this person will only do what Alfred says.

Alfred has no morals

No BFR

This sort of thread is ridiculous and should be locked.

haha this is ridicules.

Alfred of course. /s

Yeah, Alfred is boss.

In before the lock!!!

Alfred gets stomped anyway, I don't see what advantage immortality gives him.

Flagged

Why? They are very comparable.

@twix_right_side: Hahahaha

judging by this guys username and his profile pic, this shouldn't be a surprise

Batman's fanboys are among the worst of fanboys.

However,I don't know this guy

So hes been made immortal so Galactus can beat him down for all eternity ?

/Thread.

Lol

This isn't locked yet? Cool

To everybody saying this should be locked, the first round was just for fun. The second round was serious though. I figured with that much preparation and someone at his side to be commanded like superman, he would have a chance.

@frozenedge: I don't see what the big deal is about my username, I like Batman and Captain Marvel so I combined them. I kind of agree with you on the picture, but I'm not really a batman fanboy, I like Flash, Zoom, Captain America, Venom, The lizard. At the time I liked batman a lot so I made the account with a batman picture. I dont see the big deal

@captainbatman: He has no chance

@captainbatman: your username is CaptainBatman which gives the impression you're Batman fan. It doesn't give the impression you like Captain Marvel as well, just the Batman part. And that picture didn't help either considering it's usually headlined with "Galactcus vs Batman (Batman Wins)". I do apologize for sounding harsh though.

@frozenedge: It's fine, I just dont want to give off the impression that I am a Batman fanboy, is there a way to change the username? Sorry about this thread btw, I actually had hope that Alfred would have a slight chance for round 2, but I don't know what I was thinking lol

Stealth Warrior was here.

That is all.

@captainbatman: The name is fine. But if you're going to make any Batman related battles in the future try not to make them to ridiculous or anything like that.

@twix_right_side: the rabid ones are annoying but the others are tolerable since they don't think he an beat everybody with prep

@frozenedge: Okay thanks

Alfred goes through the Source Wall. Galactus is stomped.

Butler swag trumps all.

Batman: *on radio* Alfred, make dinner before I get home at 9 pm. I'm hungry for Turkey.

Alfred: Yes, Master Bruce.

*Beats Galactus, HoTU Thanos, Soulfire Darkseid, and The GL Corps because there was turkey behind them.*

Have you seen a WenjunChew thread and his blind followers?

They truly believe that Batman CAN beat anyone with prep.

There is also another thread in which someone believes that Batman=Captain America. It's quite laughable.

@twix_right_side: good god I've seen plenty of them. I think the most ridiculous one I saw was Batman vs Superboy-Prime and H'el. Both were bloodlusted and of course Batman had prep. He knew nothing about either H'el or SBP and still thought Batman could beat them

@captainbatman: No need to apologize. I recognize that you are new,but I wasn't calling you a fanboy,just to be sure. No need to feel sorry,man. I hope that my comment didn't make you feel that way.

Oh lord.

Flagged.

@awesomedude It already was flagged and I tried to apologize for this thread Im not sure what else I can do

Alfred's exceptional culinary skills grant him the win in Round 2.

Round 1 goes to Big G.