Alfred E. Neuman Vs Chuck Norris

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#1  Edited By Hailey
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#2  Edited By Apparition

who cant beat chuck norris?

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#3  Edited By Switch

No one. He is the master chief after all

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#4  Edited By Apparition

Switch says:

"No one. He is the master chief after all "

exactly, there isnt anyone who couldnt beat him

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#5  Edited By Switch

His roundhouse wiped out the Dinosaurs. :D

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#7  Edited By Zenma

Chuck Norris all the way

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#8  Edited By King Saturn

Switch says:

"No one. He is the master chief after all "

Well I wouldnt say no one can beat Chuck Norris

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#9  Edited By Cannon Fodder

lol Wasn't Chuck Norris beaten by Bruce Lee in The Chinese Connection?

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#10  Edited By King Saturn

Cannon Fodder says:

"lol Wasn't Chuck Norris beaten by Bruce Lee in The Chinese Connection?"

Yep

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#11  Edited By Psionex

With the power of chuck he can beat anybody..... Except Bruce Lee of course. Chuck Norris is so tough that underneath his beard instead of a chin there is another fist under there.
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#12  Edited By fesak  Moderator

I'll go with Alfred. He's the most badass after all.

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#13  Edited By DRDOOMSDAY390

(( you mean this? bruce lee is the greatest ever. he beats on chucks face like a drum lmao.)) ((chuck norris still cool))

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#14  Edited By Korg

Chuck Norris is a HACK, and not cool. How I rue the day he became an internet meme... Alfred E. Neuman also kinda sucks, but I'd still take him over Chuck Norris.

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#15  Edited By Psionex

Chuck Norris has the power to even beat God for some unknown reason though it is probably because he is Chuck Norris....

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#16  Edited By fesak  Moderator

Why is everyone so gay for Chuck Norris?

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#17  Edited By Asymmetrical

fesak says:

"Why is everyone so ****** gay for Chuck Norris?"

I'm not sure...I just am amazed that he's unranked in unarmed combat

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#18  Edited By Psionex

I am not gay for Chuck it is just the joke people keep making about chuck Norris which is hilarious and I do not know about the other guy to choose him over Norris.
Post Edited:2008-05-19 14:09:24

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#19  Edited By King Saturn

Chuck Norris would get beat if he fought Jet Li.

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#20  Edited By Psionex

Yet this is not Jet Li he is facing it is Alfred Neuman.

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#21  Edited By Vrakmul

Except a combination of Chuck norris, Bruce Lee, and a Balrog thrown in for no reason and of course the killer rabbit.

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#22  Edited By unworthyBOZO

there is no one that can beat walker Texas ranger

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#23  Edited By Psionex

uh ok...

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Psionex says:

"Yet this is not Jet Li he is facing it is Alfred Neuman."

But you said Chuck Norris can beat anyone besides Bruce Lee in an earlier post. Well...I gave you Jet Li. Chuck Norris cant beat Jet Li. As a Matter of Fact, I dont think Chuck Norris could beat Tony Jaa either.

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#25  Edited By Korg

I don't think Chuck Norris could take any professional martial artist.

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#26  Edited By Psionex

Maybe you never know and it was in a the movie I am not certain who will win in a fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris since the only time Bruce Lee defeated Norris was in a movie.

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#27  Edited By Korg

Please tell me you're kidding.

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#28  Edited By Psionex

Korg says:

"Please tell me you're kidding."

About what exactly?

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#30  Edited By Psionex

Now that is funny...

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#31  Edited By Vrakmul

Lol.

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#32  Edited By Psionex

Very funny..