You wake up as Batman, what's the first thing you do?

Find some thugs and test out the martial arts skills and then bang every chick batman hooked up with

Run a warm bubble bath in my large jacuzzi, grab some chocolate covered hearts, and watch a romantic comedy with Barbara Gordon.

Cry and go back to sleep hoping I wake up as Superman.

Practice my gravel voice then head on down to the cafe

Fuck catwoman, then Talia. Afterwards I would send some money to my own bankaccount cause I can not stay Batman forever. Then probably drive some nice cars around.

Batmobile joyride.

Take off the suit.

Hug Alfred...

Sorry, Dick's got that covered. You're eating those alone, Bruce.

Wreck everything that moves.

Lol, what one guy here said. I'd bang every hot woman Batman's banged

Also this!

Meet Selina and uuhm have some fun I guess

I transfer all money and stocks of Bruce Wayne to my own account, in case I wake up next day as myself again. Then I visit Catwoman and give her a spanking, and have some fun. Then I visit Talia and have some fun. Then I visit ...... Then I...... Th... ...

Hookup with any woman i want. invest the money in my bank account

Go back to sleep.

quit my job

Knew someone would have made this comment... and I'd do the same :p

Invite Selina over

@king_nomarch: hey, that's my idea :(

Jk