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#1 Posted by ndisnyjj55 (176 posts) - - Show Bio

You wake up as Batman, what's the first thing you do?

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#2 Posted by Hungry_Sharky (1394 posts) - - Show Bio

Freak out.

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#3 Posted by dragonrampage (452 posts) - - Show Bio

After freaking out be happy cause I have billions of bucks and I'm not going on patrol anytime soon

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#4 Posted by Mr___death (273 posts) - - Show Bio

Practice saying in a dramic voice "I'm batman."

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#5 Posted by comicace3 (12434 posts) - - Show Bio

Give my body a test run by doing extraordinary things.

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#6 Posted by BappyRonChantin (2772 posts) - - Show Bio

ask my childhood bully if he bleeds

p.s. I have no childhood bully

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#7 Posted by Mr___death (273 posts) - - Show Bio

After freaking out be happy cause I have billions of bucks and I'm not going on patrol anytime soon

billions of dollars but you're parents will be dead ..

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#8 Posted by MrBlue (247 posts) - - Show Bio

I prep'

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#9 Posted by dragonrampage (452 posts) - - Show Bio
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#10 Posted by TheExile285 (4353 posts) - - Show Bio

Scare the **** out of Zack Snyder and make him quit the DCEU.

After that, get a drink with Superman and Nightwing.

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#11 Posted by Darkknight819 (134 posts) - - Show Bio

Use bat computer to play all arkham games ...

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#12 Posted by Darkknight819 (134 posts) - - Show Bio

Scare the **** out of Zack Snyder and make him quit the DCEU.

Lol

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#13 Edited by Black_Arrow (10279 posts) - - Show Bio

I meet with Catwoman.

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#14 Posted by TheCapedDetective (557 posts) - - Show Bio

Try to glide

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#15 Posted by deactivated-5c901e667a76c (36557 posts) - - Show Bio

Yell "I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!"

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#16 Posted by Thekillerklok (10052 posts) - - Show Bio

I would realize that I have prepped for this situation and follow my plan of action.

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#17 Posted by Anjales_II (1026 posts) - - Show Bio

Go back to sleep and hope I wake up as Superman.

:)

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#18 Posted by Eto (5297 posts) - - Show Bio

Yelling I AM BATMAN. Then I go after the joker and beat the shit out of him.

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#19 Posted by Jasoninthewoods (380 posts) - - Show Bio

Enjoy the money, and the toys

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#20 Posted by warrior100 (2163 posts) - - Show Bio

enjoy the money and a bunch of hot women.

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#21 Posted by kcomicfan (4690 posts) - - Show Bio

I would test out what I can do.

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#22 Posted by Heatblaze (10399 posts) - - Show Bio

enjoy the money and a bunch of hot women.

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#24 Posted by TheExile285 (4353 posts) - - Show Bio

Go back to sleep and hope I wake up as Superman.

:)

Lol. *high fives*

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#25 Posted by HeroUp2112 (18326 posts) - - Show Bio

Double check and make sure I'm not in an insane asylum. Then spend a LOT of time studying every file I have so I know what's going on and how to plan what to do next.

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#26 Posted by longbowhunter (9425 posts) - - Show Bio

Take a piss. It's the first thing anyone does after waking up, even Batman.

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#27 Posted by TheIronLord (242 posts) - - Show Bio

Batkick my boss, cause regular kicking doesn't seem to have an effect on the butthole

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#28 Posted by SolidWall211 (303 posts) - - Show Bio

Martha!

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#29 Posted by cattlebattle (17724 posts) - - Show Bio

Sleep with Kim Basinger.

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#30 Posted by GonnaGetThat (148 posts) - - Show Bio

Start drinking.

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#31 Posted by DrArcania (396 posts) - - Show Bio

First thing:

There is no any possible way, that u open your eyes and figure out that u awake in someone else's body (man-man) !!! But if will some female person awake in Bruce Wayne body, we all know what will be first thing... a scream >>> loud scream that will wake up and Alfred and half citizens of Gotham City !!!

Second thing:

Until u figure out that u are Bruce Wayne, u have first to ''get out of bed'' !!! So first thing that u will do in that situation is that u will... ''Get out of bed'' !!! But again... its not first thing that u will make. It depend from person to person, and what they doing just after awakening ! Someone first rub eyes, someone rub ***ls... rubbing ***ls is more common for the males, until rubbing eyes are more common for females...

So... if u are male u will first make your habit after the awakening, then u will recognize that things are not how have to be and will get out of bed to figure out whats happening ! But if u are female... u will wake up to the nightmare !!!

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#32 Posted by jayc1324 (26431 posts) - - Show Bio

Find Selina Kyle.

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#33 Posted by WARMACHINEROX3 (524 posts) - - Show Bio

Practice saying in a dramic voice "I'm batman."

Exactly.

ask my childhood bully if he bleeds

p.s. I have no childhood bully

That´s a very good reference. I think people were to harsh on that movie, it was great. It just had very little action.

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#34 Posted by BullPR (5963 posts) - - Show Bio

Kill the joker

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#35 Posted by darkdetective27 (7953 posts) - - Show Bio

Find Superman and make a whole lot of slash fictions canon. ;)

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#37 Posted by Zearing (1534 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends. Is it just me, with my knowledge and almost nonexistent training, in Batman's body? Or do I get his knowledge and/or training as well? It makes a huge difference.

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#38 Edited by adrikito (331 posts) - - Show Bio

I am Batman.. Yes, jajajaja.

Then, check my skills.

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#39 Posted by kiba (3740 posts) - - Show Bio

Call up Catwoman

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#40 Posted by Killermovies (1065 posts) - - Show Bio

Leave Gotham

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#41 Posted by The_Waffle (690 posts) - - Show Bio

Wish I was Spider-Man instead.

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#42 Edited by Deathstroke52 (7006 posts) - - Show Bio

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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#43 Posted by iaconpoint (1491 posts) - - Show Bio

Catwoman, then Talia, then Catwoman again.

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#44 Posted by LpnQ (3954 posts) - - Show Bio

Use all of his tech to run minecraft at 4k

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#45 Posted by aen2016 (323 posts) - - Show Bio

Spend a bunch of money on comics and video games, billionaires lol.

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#46 Posted by z3ro180 (8778 posts) - - Show Bio

Transfer all of my money into a different account and then remove all traces of the transfer and transfer my mind back into my original body and spend all the money

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#47 Posted by Heatblaze (10399 posts) - - Show Bio

Beat the shit out of Superman.

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#48 Posted by AkshSarpanch (3573 posts) - - Show Bio

Bang every chick Batman has ever dated. Esp, Catwoman.

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#49 Posted by UltimatePower6 (609 posts) - - Show Bio

Slide down the batpole, talk to Alfred, use Wayne money to go out in style, and finally let the Dark Knight take a night off to sleep. Even if I wake up as Batman I'd get killed by any of his villains.

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#50 Posted by road_warrior (145 posts) - - Show Bio