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#1 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio

And you know he's Batman and he doesn't know you know.

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#2 Posted by LpnQ (3954 posts) - - Show Bio

Say things like "Batman is a villian and is only making the problem worse" than stare at his face.

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#3 Edited by thatguywithheadphones (19859 posts) - - Show Bio

Stay away from him because I don't want to end up as bait or friged

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#4 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio
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#5 Posted by dragonrampage (452 posts) - - Show Bio

Go to his house and find the clock and open it. Then say " Large basement, like that awesome car though.

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#6 Posted by DrArcania (393 posts) - - Show Bio

Tell him that i know it. If he is my friend, then he should know that i know who he is.

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#8 Posted by Helloman (28525 posts) - - Show Bio

Nothing really, go on with my normal life.

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#9 Posted by HeroUp2112 (18158 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask him for a big loan, and use the "I know you're Batman thing" if he gets to stinky about me paying it back. ;)

Nah, I'd probably just not say anything. I'd worry about him though.

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#10 Posted by darkman61288 (972 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask for Money and to take the Batmobile on a joyride.

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#11 Posted by HighAccuser (9696 posts) - - Show Bio

Get the hell away from him before I end up dead

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#12 Posted by DrArcania (393 posts) - - Show Bio

Get the hell away from him before I end up dead

Good thinking...

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#13 Edited by Eto (5221 posts) - - Show Bio

If he was a bit older than I'd ask him if I could be his Robin!

Otherwise, I'd ask him if I could be The Batman of The Netherlands. (Batman Inc. :p)

So, that he gives me some gadgets, a suit and last but not least...The BATMOBILE.

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#14 Posted by SisterGrimm2099 (2145 posts) - - Show Bio

ask for fighting lessons

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#15 Edited by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

Your*

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#16 Posted by lxlGiftedlxl (2443 posts) - - Show Bio

Go on patrol with him.

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#18 Edited by wrucebayne (568 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd dress up like a mummified private dick and seek revenge for an incredibly stupid reason.

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#19 Posted by infantfinite128 (5707 posts) - - Show Bio

I really want to know how I earned his friendship, because I'd probably continue doing that. I'd ask him if he'd needed help, and if I needed help on something, I'd ask him if he could help. I'll also send him a Christmas card.

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#20 Posted by SeaGod (4651 posts) - - Show Bio

mooch off of him

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#21 Edited by Super_ninja (3560 posts) - - Show Bio

give me 10 millon dollars.

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#22 Posted by Farkam (12017 posts) - - Show Bio

Leave

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#23 Posted by Dozzer (4 posts) - - Show Bio

Borrow money.

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#24 Posted by AbdullahZubair (1039 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd probably tell the world he is batman for that one time he slept with my girlfriend..Or the ass hole I am, I'll probably make so much fun of him by saying stuff like, hahaha u couldn't save that girl...those people died because you were busy with the joker...lol joker is out again...u r one of the worst superheroes ever...that's why Robin died...

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#25 Edited by Life_Without_Progress (24020 posts) - - Show Bio

@nerevarine_11 said:

Get the hell away from him before I end up dead

Nonsense! Batman doesn't kill!

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#26 Posted by HighAccuser (9696 posts) - - Show Bio
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#27 Posted by Combo-Man (221 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask to borrow the Batmobile.

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#28 Posted by Usha (3494 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask for him to hook me up with models and such, because that's what bff's do.

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#29 Edited by Omega_kai (3162 posts) - - Show Bio

Threatening him by saying I will give out his identity, if I don't have $50 million deposited in my bank account in the next hour.