I'm gonna guess that @frischdvh is busy doing things that engaged people do, so i'll start the voting thread. I won't be here for the end of this vote, so if Frisch or anyone else wants to call the winner, please do when the time is up. Voting will go until Tuesday 8pm EST. Have @the_poet, @icarusflies, @sora_thekey or your favorite mod unpin this one and pin the next one when the time is up.
The entrants (names appear below their entries):
Post your vote for your favorite, anyone can vote. Most votes wins & starts the next Amalgam Contest.