das•tard (das'tərd) n. 1. a despicable coward. 2. a super-villain's henchman, usually incompetent.
They're not heroes. They're not even villains. They're Dastards - the poor saps in the matching outfits who case the joint, assemble the elaborate traps, and take gloved punches to the face while the real bad guys escape. But after suffering one humiliating defeat too many, these henchmen-for-hire stop taking orders and start scheming their own criminal capers...
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