There exists an ancient and powerful amulet called the Amulet of Pazuzu that turns its wearer into a giant-breasted killing machine and turns itself into a blade called the Doucheblade... three guesses as to of what that's a spoof.
Wielders of the Doucheblade include Vicki of Humbabu, Suzi Pazuzu, Hatshesut of Egypt, Hippolyta, Joan of Arc, Jane Austen, Queen Victoria, Eleanor Roosevelt, and... Howard the Duck!?
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