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    Character » Deadpool appears in 3311 issues.

    Wade Wilson is a former test subject of the Weapon X program, where he received his regenerative healing factor through the scientific experiments conducted upon him. A prominent enemy, ally and later, member of X-Force. He's famous for breaking the Fourth Wall.

    What is Deadpool's funniest joke?

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    #1  Edited By Ninja_girl_x

    I love every issue of Deadpool, but I really can't work out which of his jokes I like the most. What do you think?

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    #2  Edited By SupremeHyperion

    the one he doesn't tell

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    #3  Edited By longbowhunter

    For anyone who grew up in the 90's the Candlebox reference in last issue of Uncanny X-Force was pretty funny.

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    #4  Edited By nerd217

    That is an impossible question! There's so much to chose from I can't decide!

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    #5  Edited By Alex_Tides145210

    @Ninja_girl_x: does it have to be a joke or can it just be something he did?

    Example: Semtex Chair, Rabies shotgun, etc

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    #6  Edited By Kid_Omega_Prime

    I like the issue where DP comes out wearing Jean Gray's old Marvel Girl costume. Now that was funny. XD

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    #7  Edited By InnerVenom123

    Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

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    #8  Edited By ReVamp

    @InnerVenom123 said:

    Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

    ^^

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    @ReVamp said:

    @InnerVenom123 said:

    Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

    ^^

    ^^

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    #10  Edited By BatteredArmor

    Yo Mamagedon

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    @primepower53 said:

    @ReVamp said:

    @InnerVenom123 said:

    Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

    ^^

    ^^

    ^^

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    #12  Edited By GrandSymbiote94

    @venomoushatred1001 said:

    @primepower53 said:

    @ReVamp said:

    @InnerVenom123 said:

    Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

    ^^

    ^^

    ^^

    ^^

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    #13  Edited By WaveMotionCannon

    It's not a joke but when he shot the AIM tech in the face for saying he enjoyed the comedy of Jar Jar Binks, that was hilarious.

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    #14  Edited By Ninja_girl_x

    @Alex_Tides145210: that has the potential to be really funny! Basically, it's anything that makes us laugh (his whole life is a joke!)

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    My personal fav from Superman/Batman Annual #1

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    #16  Edited By TDK_1997

    It ain't easy to think for one when there are so many.

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    #19  Edited By nickzambuto

    @deadpoolchimichanga said:

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    My personal fav from Superman/Batman Annual #1

    /thread

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    #20  Edited By ragdollpurps

    @GrandSymbiote94 said:

    @venomoushatred1001 said:

    @primepower53 said:

    @ReVamp said:

    @InnerVenom123 said:

    Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

    ^^

    ^^

    ^^

    ^^

    Probably because those are his best depictions... x] But yeah, what they said.

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    @ragdollpurps said:

    @GrandSymbiote94 said:

    @venomoushatred1001 said:

    @primepower53 said:

    @ReVamp said:

    @InnerVenom123 said:

    Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

    ^^

    ^^

    ^^

    ^^

    Probably because those are his best depictions... x] But yeah, what they said.

    ^^

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    #24  Edited By NyxEquitis

    How do you kill a circus?

    Go for the Juggler
    Go for the Juggler
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    Deadpool and Bill

    A select few Deadpool moments that I particularly enjoy.

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    #25  Edited By FullmetalChobit

    Deadpool - "Knock, knock"

    Deadpool clone - "Who's there?"

    *Shoots in face*

    Can't beat a classic :)

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    #26  Edited By EnigmaDope

    @NyxEquitis said:

    How do you kill a circus?

    Go for the Juggler
    Go for the Juggler
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    Deadpool and Bill

    A select few Deadpool moments that I particularly enjoy.

    Love those ones, there's no other character who is as humorous as Deadpool.

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    #28  Edited By Liara

    there are so many, I can't decide. He is hilarious in every comic.

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    #29  Edited By DeadpoolFan101

    This is pretty funny....

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    #31  Edited By julie3

    @EnigmaDope said:

    @NyxEquitis said:

    How do you kill a circus?

    Go for the Juggler
    Go for the Juggler
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    Deadpool and Bill

    A select few Deadpool moments that I particularly enjoy.

    Love those ones, there's no other character who is as humorous as Deadpool.

    These are all great, but the last one is by far my favorite.

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    #32  Edited By reignmaker

    ...AAAAAND WE HAVE A WINNER!

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    #33  Edited By Joygirl

    Uncanny X-Force, when the Father says he's going to tuck him in... "Wait... that's not good. Actually... that's bad." Made me laugh my ass off, really tickled me for some reason.

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    #34  Edited By darktiger

    @GrandSymbiote94 said:

    @venomoushatred1001 said:

    @primepower53 said:

    @ReVamp said:

    @InnerVenom123 said:

    Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

    ^^

    ^^

    ^^

    ^^

    ^^

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    @Arkhamc1tizen: lol

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    #37  Edited By Vermoot

    I guess that time when he actually managed to make a piano fall on wolverine in Wolverine Origins was pretty awesome. Pic to come tomorrow if I'm not too lazy for that.

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    #38  Edited By johnny_messethie

    Mommy's been very bad.

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    @RoboShark: KML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #40  Edited By evodmasters

    @Reignmaker said:

    ...AAAAAND WE HAVE A WINNER!

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    ... Is that FDR spearing Deadpool from his wheelchair down a flight of stairs. Bah ah hahaha.

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    #41  Edited By darkwingdan

    @evodmasters: Deadpool vs. FDR should be an instant classic.

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    Deadpool is going to fight Cable wearing a Marvel Girl costume]

    Deadpool: Let's go kick some mutant megalomaniac tushy! Once an X-Man, always an X-Man!

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    #43  Edited By PaperDemon

    Deadpool didnt say it but it was witty in Deadpool #1

    "Your not the hero we want, your the scumbag we need."

    Well said.

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    #44  Edited By CalebHara

    Theres so many, this guy is too funny

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    #45  Edited By judasnixon
    And that's how you brake the forth wall.... 
    And that's how you brake the forth wall.... 
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    #47  Edited By Dark_Vengeance_

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    And that's how you brake the forth wall....
    And that's how you brake the forth wall....

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