fill in the blank about things that have happened to other Marvel characters but with deadpool in their place.

imagine if deadpool was the phoenix

next discuss the person above's statment and then put in your own

Instead of reigiting the X-gene, it would be replaced by chimichangas

Imagine if Deadpool was a born-again Christian

He would have to tell Death to kick rocks and break up with her. Also, he could use his horribly disfigured face in public service anouncements about not loving the lord.

Imagine if Deadpool replaced Silver Surfer as Galactus' ward.

he would make every planet a giant chimichanga for him to eat, not galactus

imagine if deadpool was iron man

Extremis Armor would've been called Xpenis Armor and Civil War would be completely different because Deadpool as Ironman would keep forgetting which side he was on.

imagine if Deadpool was a founding member of the Xmen (First Class)?

Deadpool would've killed them all in training accidents, burnt down the school and probably joined the Brotherhood because Toad dared him too!

Imagine if Deadpool had killed Cable in their first encounter, when Deadpool was working for Tolliver?

@4donkeyjohnson:

deadpool would have became cable and stooped hope from coming about.

Imagine if Deadpool went to the dreaming

Daniel and the world at large would begin screaming as his realm (and the world's dreams) is/are taken over by chimichanga's, various ladies, explosions, and worst of all he wouldn't be able to do anything because Deadpool's reason for being there was Death introducing her new boyfriend to her favorite brother.

What if Deadpool was a Guardian of Oa?

@JonSmith: He would create a new ring that is powered by schizophrenia and become one of the most powerful beings in the galaxy.

What if Deadpool wasn't crazy anymore and never realized that he is in a comic book.

@DarkKnightDetective said:

@JonSmith: He would create a new ring that is powered by schizophrenia and become one of the most powerful beings in the galaxy.

What if Deadpool wasn't crazy anymore and never realized that he is in a comic book.

He'd be Deathstroke.

What if Deadpool and the Punisher teamed up for a year?

Punisher would kill Wade.

What if Wade gained the ability to manifest chimichangas wherever he wanted.

@Sideslash:

we would all be chimichangas

what if Wade was in watchmen ?

He'd kill the Comedian for having that name before Dr. Manhattan puts him down.

What if Deadpool was in a relationship with Black Widow?

He was.

What if Deadpool started using other superheroes tech, aside from his usual guns and swords? Like Stark, Richards, and Pym tech?

We would all be scared that somewhere, some place an atom sized Wade Wilson would crawl around and change history.

What if Deadpool formed Utopia?

@JonSmith: Wait Deadpool actually dated Black Widow? When?

We would all hail Deadpool in his utopia.

What if Deadpool tried to become Batman?

The Joker wouldnt be alive anymore.

What if Deadpool owns Tony Stark a billion dollars?

deadpool kills tony and flies away as the avengers are chasing him 
 
what if deadpool decided to become president of the USA

@PlasticBag said:

@JonSmith: Wait Deadpool actually dated Black Widow? When?

I believe it was during Dark Reign when Deadpool was targeting Norman Osborn for stealing his pay. Norman dispatched his Thunderbolts, including Yelena Belova, a Black Widow. They were quite taken with each other.

On topic.

The great responsibility of his position would drive his crazy so crazy it comes all the way back to sane. He becomes deadly serious and becomes the greatest president ever.

What if Deadpool joined the Fantastic Four?

@JonSmith: She actually like him an accepted him?

ON-Topic.

Deadpool would prank the Thing every chance he got and would flirt with Sue until they kicked hi off the team.

What if Deadpool took the place of the Joker in DC?

He would push the Bat to the brink of death, forcing Bruce to make Ironman like armor only more melee oriented to combat this immortal foe

Deadpool and Harley Quinn would fall in love, marry and start a powerful family that would oppose the Bat family for decades. Ushering in a legendary rivalry between the 2 bloodlines.

What if Deadpool was a professional wrestler?

@Franchise1590 said:

What if Deadpool was a professional wrestler?

He would stomp and it would convert me to the WWE cause.

Imagine if Deadpool had any real villains...

He'd have a real fight on his hands! He really doesn't have a good foe, Evilpool is just yuck

What if Apocalypse chose Deadpool and gave him wings & blue skin like he did for Archangel?

He'd turned everyone blue and marry Smurfette...

Imagine if Deadpool did same thing to himself like in Inception...

He'd never, ever recover, he's just keep making himself go into weirder and weirder parts of his brain!

Okay, imagine if Deadpool became the new Iron Fist?

he would apply his new found mystical knowledge to write insane fortune cookies.

imagine if Deadpool had created a reality show for CBS called Survivor?

He did. Go play Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions.

What if Deadpool took over Comicvine?

@JonSmith: We'd finally get that G-Man Vs Deadpool throwdown!

Imagine Deadpool lost his sight like Daredevil?

@batkevin74 said:

@JonSmith: We'd finally get that G-Man Vs Deadpool throwdown!

Imagine Deadpool lost his sight like Daredevil?

He'd wonder why he couldn't put his mask on right and fire off every weapon he could get his hands on in random directions to get the attention of random passerby to help adjust said mask.

What if Deadpool was given a bottomless bank account, but couldn't purchase chimichanga's?

Imagine If Deadpool was omnipotent...

1. he would possess wolverine

2. he would own all superheroes and villains, just to end up getting them killed

3. The world would explode :)

Imagine if Deadpool and wolverine switched bodies.

he would have got batsy killed with his whole family 
what if dp was in the ROGUES?

@JonSmith said:

What if Deadpool was given a bottomless bank account, but couldn't purchase chimichanga's?

He'd purchases limitless ingredients and a few hundred chimichanga chefs, thereby circumventing his limitation.

@PaperDemon said:

Imagine if Deadpool and wolverine switched bodies.

Deadpool wouldn't sweat it but Wolverine would hunt him down and find a way to switch back

@clemj said:

what if dp was in the ROGUES?

He'd get owned by the Flash, just like every other rogue (assuming those are the rogues you're talking about)

Imagine if Deadpool picked a fight with Plastic Man.

Deadpool would have a new trampoline

imagine if deadpool gained aquaman's power set

He'd scream, "OH GOD I SUCK!" Then summon Cthulu for kicks and make him fight Godzilla.

What if Batman was forced to live inside Deadpool's mind? (Does this qualify for this thread?)

He would go crazy and kill him self

What if deadpool trained in K'un-Lun

imagine if deadpool married storm or she-hulk? i wonder what powers their kids would have?

@NicholasTS said:

What if deadpool trained in K'un-Lun

I think he may get expelled for not shutting up, possible locked in the Ninth City where the monsters live

@Mega_spidey01 said:

imagine if deadpool married storm or she-hulk? i wonder what powers their kids would have?

Deadpool + She Hulk = Greenpool! Vanessa Walters has green skin and some strength like her mum, a limited healing factor and is one of the best fighters in the world after spending a lifetime of training with her dad, who whilst nuts is an exceptional fighter

Deadpool + Storm = Deathstorm. N'wade Munroe-Wilson. Able to summon storms & lightning but has trouble thinking clearly due to severe mental problems. Headed down the path of super villianry!

Imagine if Deadpool declared war on Atlantis?

He would nuke them
Imagine if Deadpool fell in love with Rogue 

@D3athstroke: We would get a really really really really really really wait one more, really messed up baby

What if Deadpoolgot bit by a radioactive spider?

His healing factor would negate it
What if Deadpool was Odins son

Wade Odinson God of Mischief - Loki will have to find some other shtick.

What if Dealpool joined the Guardians of the Galaxy for a serious comic series run and not as a one issue joke?

Imagine if Deadpool wasn't underrated in battles

^He would curb stomp cap
@sunhawk said:

What if Dealpool joined the Guardians of the Galaxy for a serious comic series run and not as a one issue joke?

@D3athstroke: Guardians of the Galaxy might for once be a semi-good comic/team.

imagine if Deadpool was a professional wrestler.

@TheCannon said:

@D3athstroke: Guardians of the Galaxy might for once be a semi-good comic/team.

imagine if Deadpool was a professional wrestler.

he'd kill batsy

what if deadpool was ROBIN?

He would have torn off the Joker's arm and beaten him to death with it while saying "quit hitting your self" over and over.

What if Deadpool had a custom Ironman Armor built for him by Stark?

@sunhawk:

He'd have a built in toilet and 24/7 law and order on demand

Imagine if deadpool coached basketball

@consolemaster001 said:

@sunhawk:

He'd have a built in toilet and 24/7 law and order on demand

Imagine if deadpool coached basketball

hed get kicked out for the coach vs coach fights

imagine if deadpool was the superior spiderman