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#1  Edited By Mirror Master

how can u kill deadpool    
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#2  Edited By inferiorego  Staff

easy: you stop writing him into Marvel comic books. Poof! Dead.

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#3  Edited By EdwardWindsor

to completly kill him off where he cant come back at all is imposible as long as Thanos has cursed him  you know right? , to kill him off for awhile  just liquidate him
@inferiorego: didnt consider taht lol

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#4  Edited By Cherry Bomb
@inferiorego said:
" easy: you stop writing him into Marvel comic books. Poof! Dead. "
Hopefully someone will do that.
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#5  Edited By InnerVenom123

Same as Wolverine: Cut off his head and keep it the hell away from his body.

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#6  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
@Cherry Bomb said:
" @inferiorego said:
" easy: you stop writing him into Marvel comic books. Poof! Dead. "
Hopefully someone will do that. "
He was much better as a supporting cast member or guest star rather than a lead character
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#7  Edited By EdwardWindsor
@inferiorego: i disagree i think he was just better when he was solo and back in original run , granted as a co lead with cable he did well to. Hes both overused as a character now and undersold in terms of abilty most of the time to
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#8  Edited By warlock360

"Death fell in love with him, and she wont let him die", so the officials.

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#9  Edited By EdwardWindsor
@Voidheart:  actualy Thanos wont let him die and has cursed deadpool to never be with lady death since he wants her for himself
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#10  Edited By Cherry Bomb

Deadpool is a stupid character ... he's more annoying than Wolverine.
His jokes aren't even funny!  ¬_¬

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#11  Edited By warlock360
@lazystudent said:
" @Voidheart:  actualy Thanos wont let him die and has cursed deadpool to never be with lady death since he wants her for himself "
cool
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#12  Edited By EdwardWindsor
@Voidheart:  lady death is shown to prefer Wade over Thanos but since wades now cursed he cna never be with lady death unless Thanos removes said curse which probs wont happen anytime soon
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#13  Edited By InnerVenom123
@Cherry Bomb said:
" Deadpool is a stupid character ... he's more annoying than Wolverine. His jokes aren't even funny!  ¬_¬ "
Says you. 
 

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I think he's hilarious when done right. Joe Kelly writes him amazingly. 
 
"I am one unpredictable feather-pluckin walrus!" is my favorite Joe Kelly DP line.
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#14  Edited By The Lobster

Deadpool has been cursed with life, so nothing in the world can kill him. You can keep him temporarily dead but not for long. 
 
This is the guy who has survived a nuclear explosion and asked for a fresca after wards.

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#15  Edited By Cherry Bomb
@InnerVenom123 said:
" @Cherry Bomb said:
" Deadpool is a stupid character ... he's more annoying than Wolverine. His jokes aren't even funny!  ¬_¬ "
Says you. 
 

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I think he's hilarious when done right. Joe Kelly writes him amazingly.   "I am one unpredictable feather-pluckin walrus!" is my favorite Joe Kelly DP line. "
Is that picture supposed to be funny? 
The artwork is about the only thing that makes me laugh.
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#16  Edited By InnerVenom123
@Cherry Bomb said:
" @InnerVenom123 said:
" @Cherry Bomb said:
" Deadpool is a stupid character ... he's more annoying than Wolverine. His jokes aren't even funny!  ¬_¬ "
Says you. 
 

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I think he's hilarious when done right. Joe Kelly writes him amazingly.   "I am one unpredictable feather-pluckin walrus!" is my favorite Joe Kelly DP line. "
Is that picture supposed to be funny?  The artwork is about the only thing that makes me laugh. "
Yes, it is. Idc for Liefield's art either, so yeah. It's cool, I just think DP is hilarious =P
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#18  Edited By Cherry Bomb
@InnerVenom123 said:
" @Cherry Bomb said:
" @InnerVenom123 said:
" @Cherry Bomb said:
" Deadpool is a stupid character ... he's more annoying than Wolverine. His jokes aren't even funny!  ¬_¬ "
Says you. 
 

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I think he's hilarious when done right. Joe Kelly writes him amazingly.   "I am one unpredictable feather-pluckin walrus!" is my favorite Joe Kelly DP line. "
Is that picture supposed to be funny?  The artwork is about the only thing that makes me laugh. "
Yes, it is. Idc for Liefield's art either, so yeah. It's cool, I just think DP is hilarious =P "
It's a matter of opinion. :P and I for one ... just don't see the humour in any of that. x]
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#19  Edited By InnerVenom123
@Cherry Bomb said:
" @InnerVenom123 said:
" @Cherry Bomb said:
" @InnerVenom123 said:
" @Cherry Bomb said:
" Deadpool is a stupid character ... he's more annoying than Wolverine. His jokes aren't even funny!  ¬_¬ "
Says you. 
 

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I think he's hilarious when done right. Joe Kelly writes him amazingly.   "I am one unpredictable feather-pluckin walrus!" is my favorite Joe Kelly DP line. "
Is that picture supposed to be funny?  The artwork is about the only thing that makes me laugh. "
Yes, it is. Idc for Liefield's art either, so yeah. It's cool, I just think DP is hilarious =P "
It's a matter of opinion. :P and I for one ... just don't see the humour in any of that. x] "
I just like the mental image of Beyonder playing jenga. xD
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#20  Edited By Spidertheking

Throw him in a Volcano or the sun see if he can get out then.

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#21  Edited By Primmaster64

Space or Sun.

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#22  Edited By Haustyl12

Cut off his head burn his body and scatter his ashes all over the world.
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#23  Edited By G Bird

Didn't somebody once cut his head off and keep it locked away for a really really long time once? I'm not sure how he got back to his body though.

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#24  Edited By Terran

I think if you got someone like Anti-Venom to take away his heal factor or something like that. 
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#25  Edited By D3athstroke
 
 
 
 
Well you mast kill Thanos and then Throw Deadpool to Sun
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#26  Edited By yescas
@D3athstroke:  My thoughts exactly, kill Thanos then worry about how to kill Deadpool.
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#27  Edited By Spidertheking

DEADPOOOL CAN'T DIE!

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#28  Edited By Magian

Chop him into small pieces and separate the pieces.

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#29  Edited By Glasgow
@Cherry Bomb said:
" Deadpool is a stupid character ... he's more annoying than Wolverine. His jokes aren't even funny!  ¬_¬ "
Well... quite off-topic here, well that's your own opinion, but this isn't really the best place to put said opinion...
and you can't really kill Deadpool, just put him in a "Fate Worse Than Death" situation, like being turned to stone, trapped in a empty room for eternity, having to watch all of Uwe Boll's movies
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#30  Edited By joshmightbe

2 words atom smasher

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#31  Edited By Cherry Bomb
@Glasgow said:
" @Cherry Bomb said:
" Deadpool is a stupid character ... he's more annoying than Wolverine. His jokes aren't even funny!  ¬_¬ "
Well... quite off-topic here, well that's your own opinion, but this isn't really the best place to put said opinion... and you can't really kill Deadpool, just put him in a "Fate Worse Than Death" situation, like being turned to stone, trapped in a empty room for eternity, having to watch all of Uwe Boll's movies "
This topic is about 'killing' deadpool, my comment fits perfectly thanks
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#32  Edited By Glasgow
@Cherry Bomb said:

" @Glasgow said:

" @Cherry Bomb said:
" Deadpool is a stupid character ... he's more annoying than Wolverine. His jokes aren't even funny!  ¬_¬ "
Well... quite off-topic here, well that's your own opinion, but this isn't really the best place to put said opinion... and you can't really kill Deadpool, just put him in a "Fate Worse Than Death" situation, like being turned to stone, trapped in a empty room for eternity, having to watch all of Uwe Boll's movies "
This topic is about 'killing' deadpool, my comment fits perfectly thanks "
Yeah, kinda, in a certain light at least...
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#33  Edited By arcanineryu

can Thanos be killed?
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#35  Edited By Magian
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Wasn't he killed by Drax?
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#37  Edited By Magian

The thing with Thanos is that while most people want to become immortal because they are afraid of death, Thanos is an immortal alien who is fascinated with death and more specifically Lady Death.
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#39  Edited By Primmaster64

with the mighty Eraser.

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#40  Edited By arcanineryu

alright so thanos has to be eternally trapped somehow in order to kill deadpool.
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#41  Edited By AizenN

Im gonna cut his head off, put it on a jar throw it away on the river, for the body? Im just going to feed it to the gators

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@Cherry Bomb:  you don't find jokes about rob liefeld not being able to draw feet funny? you don't find it funny when a character gives spider-man stick about doing a deal with the devil and spider-man replies "WTF?" . or who takes the piss out of the fact that writers kill off characters in major events just to add shock value? or who takes the piss out of the fact that he is over exposed? or who takes the piss out of whinging internet fanboys/girls?
 
basically, you don't find a character who makes a mockery of all the bad things and cliches in the comic book industry, including obsessive fanboys/girls? i know it's all opinion but i don't understand how people can not find that at least a little amusing and interesting.
 
I bet you haven't actually read any Deadpool comics apart from his crappy guest appearances.
 
oh and to get back on topic... 
 
Deadpool can't be killed. He has a healing factor AND is immortal. you can chop his head off, slice him into little pieces... wouldn't matter. He simply cannot die... which depresses the character himself as shown when he is written properly.
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#43  Edited By hdorman1

complete incineration  
not even a particle of him or he would regenerate 

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#44  Edited By Nerx

Muramasa Blades in dual wield

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lol you cannot kill deadpool... that's it. it is comic book sorcery/magic. comic book sorcery/magic most of the time makes little to no sense. his healing factor doesn't even come into it.

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#46  Edited By garougrem

yeesh, seeing that scan, i mean, even if you chop off his head, and keep it away from the body, the head itself or the body itself would regenerate said lost body part. unbelievable. so no point really in fighting deadpool since everyone will lose. wow. now that's a superpower. 

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#47  Edited By The Lobster

Okay let's make this clear, anyone who thinks you can kill Deadpool by simply cutting off his head are forgetting that he can regrown lost limbs (Unlike Wolverine) and that includes heads.

Deadpool got his entire head blow off by the Punisher in Suicide Kings, he just regrew a new one.

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#48  Edited By Mucklefluga

drown him.

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#49  Edited By Outside_85

Run him over with a steamroller, then put a10'' layer of concrete on top of the remains.

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#50  Edited By DarcStorm

To truly KILL Deadpool, you'd have to tape a conversation of him talkin' about how he's over Death. Then take the tape over to Thanos, and show him it so he would lift the curse. Come back to Deadpool, and chop his head off. Then take the head with you to the Atlantic Ocean, and chuck it away.

Goodbye Deadpool...forever.

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