It's been a long month since the previous solicitation and he still hasn't moved. We stuck a pin in his arm. Nothing. And there are still two issues to go. So, if the title character is dead, does that mean the issue is returnable? "Aardvark Comment" returns for its third last appearance and there's a special back cover announcement. The countdown to issue 300 (March, 2004) continues... t-minus 2 and counting!