That honor belongs to Batman.

@alexander505: Perhaps not in his exact continuity, but Batman has done ridiculous stuff before.

@xmentas: these are ultimate characters. the hulk is a lot weaker and cap's like a 5 tonner. dont get your panties in a bunch just yet. and batman has way more pis moments than issues he's been in.

@thetimestreamer: um..okay? You're bringing up a pretty old comment, and a bunch of people already explained why Hulk was getting owned. Thanks though.

Wow, that pretty much summarizes the discussions I've been having with cap fans on this site over the last few weeks.

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Not all Cap fans I hope. ;-)

You're pretty much the exception!

@muyjingo:

Thanks. Every character has their diehards, Cap is no exception. ;-)

Captain America loses fights so often. Like in Winter Soldier, Crossbones beat the $hit out of him

Bull I give that honor to Batman, its why I hate reading him in the comics.

@captainamerica119 said:

Captain America loses fights so often. Like in Winter Soldier, Crossbones beat the $hit out of him

Worth noting that Lukin was messing with his head using the Cosmic Cube during the fight, unlocking ugly memories in Cap's head and making him lose focus.

In Infinity when he was holding his own against Thanos henchman and in Uncanny Avengers against one of the Apocalypse twins I was rolling in the floor laughing.

The scan of him fighting onslought is ridicules onslought could just think him out of existence or bfr him into space, that scan of him is pretty pis

This. He has had his PIS moments, but for the most part, he's just that good.

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@matchesmalone21 said:

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i know this is PIS but can someone give me a rational explanation

@hyperbeing: Onslaught is psychic entity...he can't be physically harmed.

i know that but for a minute was thinking of something along the lines of Proteus . who was hurt when colossus punching him due to him being made of metal. and cap is not directly hurting him but instead using his shield. but that would not explain the blood. either way i still think this is PIS. but i was expecting somone to give me a rational explanation on how.

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Cap maybe the grandmaster, but Batman is the god of it

I think this would be appropriate here

@hart7668 said:

@alexander505: Perhaps not in his exact continuity, but Batman has done ridiculous stuff before.

This is taken out of context and used to show Batman's insane plot armor, when in reality the Spectre allowed him to kick him, so that he could vent his anger

Wow, finally after 10+ years I see debunked the scan where Batman kicks Spectre. Finally.

@alexander505: When it comes to Batman, people have blown his plot armor out of proportion, when in reality most street levellers like Cap have the same if not more plot armor. When Batman faces Darkseid, Superman or the Justice League he loses or barely escapes, if anything that's pretty weak plot armor.

Idk if cap is the king of pis. I think it’s actually Spider-Man but here are some things that should be counted as pis

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@dmnb2wavy: the Namor one isnt

@kgb725: so cap (a dude who can lift let’s say 2-7 tons) making namor bleed (a dude who tank punches from iron man who can destroy mountains and split islands) isn’t pis?

Cap is so far below namor that it isn’t even funny. Namor is mountain lvl and cap is not even building lvl.

@dmnb2wavy: No. The nose is the weakest part of the body and doesnt require much force to break or make bleed.

@kgb725: do you Actually think cap can make Thor or hulk nose bleed?

Honestly this makes no sense. Namor nose is relative to his own body and of course would have durability relative to his stats otherwise it makes no sense for his nose to be ridiculously weaker than the rest of his body. ( your basically saying namor body can tank mountain lvl attacks but his nose apparently can’t even tank 7 tons of force )

By your logic I can punch any animal in the nose and they would start bleeding badly because it’s a weak spot.

Plus if his nose was actually this weak the force of iron man blows ( or any strong character really) would break his easily nose

@dmnb2wavy: You think Namor is on par with Hulk or thor ?

Animals and humans arent the same

Every time writers want to show superficial damage they show a nose bleed

what do you mean by “superficial“

either way it’s pis as I just presented. Cap is no where close to namor lvl and what you are presenting is that namor nose is ridiculous weaker than the rest of his body. pretty much ( namor nose street lvl, body mountain lvl) as I stated namor nose would obviously be relative to his body.

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