Most Americans know the rest of the world kinda doesn't like them.
 WhuuuuaaaAATT?  The rest of the world doesn't like us?  But... But what did The United States ever to to the rest of the world?

Oh... I get it... The rest of the world is still pissed off at us for the movie, "The Horse Whisperer" aren't they?  What could we do?  I mean, it was Robert Redford!!!  If Robert Redford wants to make a movie, you LET him!
 
Or is this because we PERFECTED the English Language?  Yes, we're very proud that we've established that a double t (tt) in the middle of words makes a HARD D sound...
- Better is pronounced BEDDER
- Butter is pronounced BUDDER
- Bottle is pronounced BODDLE
 
OH!!! I know what it is!!!  The rest of the world is just jealous of OUR BEER!  American Beer is the BEST in the world and rest of  you are just jealous...
Why, an average person could probably drink a whole case of American Beer without getting drunk.  Shoot, they'd hardly catch a buzz.  But that dark, thick, tasty English, Irish, and German stuff....MAN, one or two of those and I shouldn't even LOOK at a car let alone attempt to drive one!
 Look, it's an easy problem for the rest of the world to solve.  If you REALLY want your beer to taste like ours, just add some WATER to it... LOTS of water... GEEZE!

1. It's still called Captain America.

 Well, duh... With that Accent of his, Captain Britain would NEVER have worked...   And Lieutenant America wouldn't work because it just sounds stupid...
 
2. "Heroes are made in America" was dropped. Maybe that was too much of a finger to the rest of the world...

 What's wrong with that?!  Of COURSE heroes are made in America.  Where ELSE would they be made?  Think on it!  Can you name ONE hero that came from ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?  EVER?
- William Wallace doesn't count!  (He belongs to the U.S.A  now.  Because of the movie Braveheart and all...)
- Robert Roy Macgregor doesn't count for the same reason.
- David Beckham lives in the U.S.now, so....
- Charles Darwin doesn't count either... Because...um.. he WOULD have been American if the U.S. had been invented back then...  
- James Cook?  Oh sure, he might have sailed the world, discovered a lot of places, mapped them out and what not... but the Hawaiians ate his liver and took his mana...Soooo...
- ISAAC NEWTON?  Oh COME ON!!!!  He's the reason I had to take physics back in college!  Like creating word problems makes  you a hero!
- Charles Babbage?   Father of the computer?  So what, Al Gore invented the internet!
- Afred The Great?  Get serious!  So, he defended England from some viking invaders... How difficult could that have been?  The vikings didn't even have computers yet!
- Michael Farraday?  As if ANYBODY else couldn't have discovered Electromagnetic Induction or synthesized Benzene.
- Marco Polo?  Oh, like hiking around the world on a permanent vacation is a challenge.
- Confucious?  I bet his English was atrocious!  I hear he wrote NOTHING in English... Now if THAT doesn't tell you all you need to know about the man...
- Leonardo Da Vinci?  Sure, he was great in "Titanic" but it wasn't that difficult a role to play.
- Leonidas of Sparta?  Oh SURE, he and his men held off the Persians and allowed his country to survive and eventually defeat the Persians, which of course eventually led to the spread of democracy all over the world but... um... I"m not really making my point am I?  I'd better just move on...
 

4.Got some action shots of other Commandos, Dugan looks cool shooting those Nazis.

 Everyone looks cool shooting nazis...

5. Found most of the audience thought the grenade scene was ridiculous.

Well, yeah, instead of jumping on the grenade the logical thing to do would be to pick someone else up and throw THEM on the grenade...  You don't look as heroic but you live longer...