Find some thugs and test out the martial arts skills and then bang every chick batman hooked up with
Batman
Character » Batman appears in 23635 issues.
Bruce Wayne, who witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swore to avenge their deaths. He trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering martial arts, detective skills, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on the fears of criminals, and utilizing a high-tech arsenal, he became the legendary Batman.
You wake up as Batman, what's the first thing you do?
Run a warm bubble bath in my large jacuzzi, grab some chocolate covered hearts, and watch a romantic comedy with Barbara Gordon.
Run a warm bubble bath in my large jacuzzi, grab some chocolate covered hearts, and watch a romantic comedy with Barbara Gordon.
Sorry, Dick's got that covered. You're eating those alone, Bruce.
enjoy the money and a bunch of hot women.
Enjoy the money, and the toys
Lol, what one guy here said. I'd bang every hot woman Batman's banged
Also this!
Go back to sleep and hope I wake up as Superman.
:)
Lol. *high fives*
Knew someone would have made this comment... and I'd do the same :p
@king_nomarch: hey, that's my idea :(
Jk
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