You wake up as Batman, what's the first thing you do?

Freak out.

After freaking out be happy cause I have billions of bucks and I'm not going on patrol anytime soon

Practice saying in a dramic voice "I'm batman."

Give my body a test run by doing extraordinary things.

ask my childhood bully if he bleeds

p.s. I have no childhood bully

billions of dollars but you're parents will be dead ..

I prep'

@mr___death: therapy and time wounds healed.

Scare the **** out of Zack Snyder and make him quit the DCEU.

After that, get a drink with Superman and Nightwing.

Use bat computer to play all arkham games ...

I meet with Catwoman.

Try to glide

Yell "I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!"

I would realize that I have prepped for this situation and follow my plan of action.

Go back to sleep and hope I wake up as Superman.

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Yelling I AM BATMAN. Then I go after the joker and beat the shit out of him.

Enjoy the money, and the toys

enjoy the money and a bunch of hot women.

I would test out what I can do.

Lol. *high fives*

Double check and make sure I'm not in an insane asylum. Then spend a LOT of time studying every file I have so I know what's going on and how to plan what to do next.

Take a piss. It's the first thing anyone does after waking up, even Batman.

Batkick my boss, cause regular kicking doesn't seem to have an effect on the butthole

Martha!

Sleep with Kim Basinger.

Start drinking.

First thing:

There is no any possible way, that u open your eyes and figure out that u awake in someone else's body (man-man) !!! But if will some female person awake in Bruce Wayne body, we all know what will be first thing... a scream >>> loud scream that will wake up and Alfred and half citizens of Gotham City !!!

Second thing:

Until u figure out that u are Bruce Wayne, u have first to ''get out of bed'' !!! So first thing that u will do in that situation is that u will... ''Get out of bed'' !!! But again... its not first thing that u will make. It depend from person to person, and what they doing just after awakening ! Someone first rub eyes, someone rub ***ls... rubbing ***ls is more common for the males, until rubbing eyes are more common for females...

So... if u are male u will first make your habit after the awakening, then u will recognize that things are not how have to be and will get out of bed to figure out whats happening ! But if u are female... u will wake up to the nightmare !!!

Find Selina Kyle.

Exactly.

That´s a very good reference. I think people were to harsh on that movie, it was great. It just had very little action.

Kill the joker

Find Superman and make a whole lot of slash fictions canon. ;)

Depends. Is it just me, with my knowledge and almost nonexistent training, in Batman's body? Or do I get his knowledge and/or training as well? It makes a huge difference.

I am Batman.. Yes, jajajaja.

Then, check my skills.

Call up Catwoman

Leave Gotham

Wish I was Spider-Man instead.

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Catwoman, then Talia, then Catwoman again.

Use all of his tech to run minecraft at 4k

Spend a bunch of money on comics and video games, billionaires lol.

Transfer all of my money into a different account and then remove all traces of the transfer and transfer my mind back into my original body and spend all the money

Beat the shit out of Superman.

Bang every chick Batman has ever dated. Esp, Catwoman.

Slide down the batpole, talk to Alfred, use Wayne money to go out in style, and finally let the Dark Knight take a night off to sleep. Even if I wake up as Batman I'd get killed by any of his villains.