@batmanplusjay:
Batman uses his brain on a daily basis - being that he fights super-human beings on a daily basis. Batman's skills, gadgets, physical prowess(and armor) and mind is like the perfect match.
Your argument is very silly. Batman could beat SOME of these people. Most he could not.
Punisher - He isn't neither as smart, fast, good or agile as batman let alone more resourceful. Why did you even pick him?
I agree that Batman could beat Punisher
Ironman - Batman could dodge him, slip something on Ironman's back during the process, and tell Alfred to insert a virus and shut him down. If not that, then batman could just ricochet ironman's blasts back to him.
Your assuming that Batman COULD dodge him. We don't know how much faster the armor makes Iron Man. Your also assuming that he COULD slip something on his back. Tony has sensors all around his armor, it would be EXTREMELY difficult to put something on his back without him detecting it. And even if he could slip something on his back, your assuming that it would affect the suit. This is Tony Stark we're talking about. He isn't just going to let some foreign virus infect his suit. And even if it DID infect his siut, you think that someone like Tony Stark doesn't have a way of fighting against viruses?
And Repulsors aren't lasers. They wouldn't be reflected like that.
-- Well, it's worth a try. It doesn't even have to be permanently. It could just be temporarily. And it's not "some virus". Batman and Tony are geniuses alike, I'm sure even Tony's computer would have to take quite the time to remove batman's virus. And just like if batman can't take on Iron man, batman's BlockBuster suit definitely will give'em a run for his money.
Spidey - This one would be hard. But if you didn't know, batman could use spiderman's spidey sense against him. For example: Throw a baterang(SPIDEY SENSE), spidey sees the baterang and catches it, but DURING that (SPIDEY SENSE), it was actually for two dangers, and spidey didn't know. The real danger was batman under the floor blowing spiderman through the roof. Get it?
Spider Man has super speed, super agility, and spider sense. The only real way to get around the spider sense is to be faster then him or for him to not identify you as a treat. The scenario you described is very silly. Spider sense is directional meaning that he can tell from which direction a threat is coming from. trying to trick him with a batarang and then setting off a explosion beneath him wouldn't work. He would detect both dangers.
-- I'm sure he could detect both. But with a bit of strategic planning and keeping a safe distance away spidey during the fight(and batman makes plans quickly, so he won't even be running long), batman could put spidey in a position where he doesn't have a choice. For example: Batman could simply bluff and say "If you do such and such, this person will die". Spiderman will reply with "Oh yeah? Well, not to bust your bubble, but you're a hero. You don't kill..". Then batman'll give him that very convincing glare(That could definitely work) and spidey might actually take his proposal into consideration, and wouldn't call his bluff again.I know this would work because even darksied bought it. Batman is just the most convincing in the JLA.
Hulk - Hulk is like Blockbuster, and blockbuster is someone who actually felt batman's punches. Not only that, batman could just use hulk's anger as a way to get him to attack or accidentally hurt other Marvel heroes. Or just use the help of some people in the JLA
The only way Batman takes down the Hulk is with the help of other JLA members. Without them he's dead. And please don't give me that about using knockout gas. People often forget one of Hulk's abilities is adaptability. Meaning he can adapt to any environment he's in. He doesn't need a SCUBA suit underwater or a space suit in space.
Thor - It's lightning.. it's simple.. batman could just retrack his lightning right back to thor. Batman could get thor to stand in water(even a puddle) and thor is FRIED from the electricity he pulled from the sky
Thor's lightning is supernatural in nature so it can't just be bounced back at him. He doesn't pull it from the sky, he creates it himself. And why would Thor be standing in water? Thor has taken punches from the Hulk and blast from Galactus. You think that lightning, even his own could really hurt him?And the amount of lightning needed to kill someone like Batman wouldn't be nearly enough to kill Thor.
Hawk eye - He's GA.. and last time I checked, batman beat Green Arrow every single time they fought. Hawkeye isn't an issue to batman
I agree that Batman could beat Hawkeye.
BlackWidow - She isn't either. She's like a lower-level shiva... and batman beat shiva the fight after their stalemate
He would have a harder time with Black Widow the Hawkeye but Batman would win.
Wolverine - Wolvie would be getting his ass handed to him majority of the fight since batman has an arsonal of gadgets and many ways to take'em down. Batman only has to focus on two hands with claws that cut through anything, batman took on the whole League of Assassins, where like 100 swords were coming at him, so focusing on two claws and an angry drunkard wouldn't be an issue either.
Wolverine is a hand to hand combat and martial arts expert and knows many different ones. Maybe not the amount Batman knows, but he knows enough. Batman would have a very hard time with him. Batman couldn't beat Wolverine into submission like he does his own bad guys. Not with his healing factor and his unbreakable bones. Plus Wolverine's claws can cut trough just about anything. Batman's armor would do him no good in that fight. Plus Wolverine is very fast. Much faster then you think he is. And due to his healing factor Wolverine doesn't tire and can keep fighting for hours, while Batman can't. Batman would lose this fight. Batman would break his hands before he broke anything of Wolverine's
-- I could go against this. Batman doesn't only "know" those martial arts, he mastered them. All of them. Wolvie only literally specializes in his few. Batman would dodge Wolvie's claws at first, and probably see how his claws cut through the walls or the pipes and stuff with ease. He'd know he can't block. After landing a few blows on wolvie, batman would also realize his regen factor. From there on, he could just drop a freeze grenade on wolvie and just freeze him. Or he could just shock him with his shock gloves until wolvie is fatigue.
Capt. America - Might be a stalemate in a 1v1 w/o any gadgets. But man could drop smoke pallets, throw smoke grenades at cap's feet, cap is frozen, then use his shock gloves and fry capt america then just beat the fuck out of him.
This fight would be a tie. Cap COULD beat Batman but it would take a really long time.
-- Lol, I read that fight. But then again, that fight was without gadgets.
Storm - Idk.. I think batman loses this fight. But with prep, he could win.
What do you do against someone who can could control the elements? Only way he wins is if he knows about her claustrophobia, and I don't know if that is even a real issue with he anymore. Hard to defend against someone who can strike you down from 3 miles in the air with lightning
-- Maybe. Batman's full of surprises. Lol.
Doom - Batman could win with some GA out-side help. GA could simply be the distraction while batman disappears and cause the real damage. More damage than the Avengers did to him because the Avengers rarely strategized, they focused on brute force alot. Especially with hulk.
Batman loses again. Doom is a super genius who uses science and magic. He has a whole counties arsenal behind him and a army of robots. Plus is armor is just as good or better then Iron Man's
-- Batman would lose... but maybe with 2 - 3 days prep he could win.
Professorx - Professor loses hands down. :/
How? Prof. X is one of the MOST powerful psychics on Earth. There's nothing to stop him from shutting down Batman's mind, or giving him a seisue or doing anything else psychically that he wanted to Batman. He could even make batman kill himself if he wanted.
-- Ooh, so THAT'S professor X. Oooh.. still, batman's fought off, or completely avoided that stuff by using his sneaking skills.
Deadpool - Simple, freeze grenade. Deadpool can't move. xD By the time it thaws, DP will be tired asf and the fight will have been over. xD
Same thing as Wolverine. Plus Deadpool is one of the deadly people in the on Marvel Earth. Gambit said that fighting Deadpool was akin to suicide. Nothing Batman could do would keep Deadpool down. .He would just keep coming and coming. Batman loses.
Galactus - Ok ok batman loses. xD
Check
Black panther - Batman would stalemate in a 1v1 w/o gadgets. But with gadgets he wins. You MUST realize batman doesn't give a shite about fair fights. If he wants his opponents down then batman WILL do that in any way possible.
Batman MAY win this fight, but is WILL be a long and hard fount victory.
-- I suppose I agree.
Daredevil - Batman even bypassed superman's superhearing. He's the master of stealth bro. xD But without stealth? Daredevil just isn't as good as batman. So he'll lose.
IF Batman could get the drop on him he COULD win. But if it was a straight fight, Batman would win but it wouldn't be easy.
-- I think it would be easy because of the fact that Daredevil just won't be able to keep up with batman. And he even lacks the skill.
Batman could beat lots of these people. And it's because they won't be thinking. Batman will be, he will simply just out-think them! NONE of you(well most) don't know the batman. You just think all bat-fans are just bias SOB's when it's just true. And it's a fact you just hate. It's the fact that batman can beat super-humans. Either by Brute force or by Out-smarting them. And I recently made a thread that confirms batman being a meta-human now. Now he can DEFINITELY do damage.
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