In China Batman Begins was a different movie!!!

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#1 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio
SpiderBatman
SpiderBatman

Bruce Wayne is Spiderman, that means Peter Parker is Batman.

SpiderBatman, SpiderBatman, does whatever a SpiderBatman does.

SpiderBatman, SpiderBatman. Can he fly?

No he can’t. He’s a spiderbat.

Lookout! He’s SpiderBatman!!

Dr. Jackstraw and Tougon, those must be the darkest enemies Batman ever had!!!

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#2 Posted by warlock360 (28189 posts) - - Show Bio

What the... More of this please!

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#5 Posted by danhimself (21433 posts) - - Show Bio

I like that his master plan was to "stroke all of the criminal activates and criminals everywhere" .... I'm sure all of the sexually confused bad guys are lining up right beside the Bat Signal

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@warlock360: It look Chinas gets other movies and they way they make box officce is telling people the movies sucked

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#8 Posted by Willza92 (34 posts) - - Show Bio

Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker is what gets me every time.

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#9 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

And know The DArhK Nihgkt.

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#10 Posted by Veshark (10499 posts) - - Show Bio

Damn, I love China.

'Doctor Jackstraw'. I'm so copyrighting that name.

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#11 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

Damn, I love China.

'Doctor Jackstraw'. I'm so copyrighting that name.

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They made Thomas a Bad Ass how not ot love them?

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#12 Posted by Veshark (10499 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

Damn, I love China.

'Doctor Jackstraw'. I'm so copyrighting that name.

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They made Thomas a Bad Ass how not ot love them?

HOLEE SH&T, I'd buy that xD

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#13 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

@deathpoolthet1000 said:

@veshark said:

Damn, I love China.

'Doctor Jackstraw'. I'm so copyrighting that name.

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They made Thomas a Bad Ass how not ot love them?

HOLEE SH&T, I'd buy that xD

You have to love this guys!!

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#15 Posted by jwalser3 (6127 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread is amazing.

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#16 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: Also it looks there is more versions of Tranformable Thomes, collectros edittion, Deluxe Edition and cheap azz version

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@breadspread: An niaow Rices

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#17 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (45774 posts) - - Show Bio

I love that his great origin story is just that he found out his villa had a basement

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#18 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio
Morgan Freeman is not only God, in his free time he fights crime in Gotham!!!
Morgan Freeman is not only God, in his free time he fights crime in Gotham!!!
I totally remember the ocean scene where Batman uses his anti Shark Spray, it was in Begins
I totally remember the ocean scene where Batman uses his anti Shark Spray, it was in Begins
I rememeber when Oswald was in the Party, i totally do
I rememeber when Oswald was in the Party, i totally do
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#19 Posted by RustyRoy (16610 posts) - - Show Bio

lololololol! I love SpiderBat. @deathpoolthet1000 Sean Bean would've been awesome as Thor.

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#20 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

"Pepe likes tacos" looks like a great movie

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#21 Edited by Breadspread (771 posts) - - Show Bio

@deathpoolthet1000: do you own any of these masterpieces or are they just images you found?

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#22 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6518 posts) - - Show Bio

Damn, I love this thread.

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#23 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

we need more of these chinese stuff

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#24 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

@deathpoolthet1000: do you own any of these masterpieces or are they just images you found?

I used to own some of the Bizarre Toys, but that was during my childhood.

I just found them.

Now i own some Homer Bootlegs, that are made to lok like other characters.

I have a Homer Joker and is Awesome!!!

Evidence this is another Bootleg cover and has the exact same plot.
Evidence this is another Bootleg cover and has the exact same plot.
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#28 Posted by dbatdog (550 posts) - - Show Bio

THE FUDGE DID I JUST READ !?!

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#29 Posted by The_Titan_Lord (9488 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice. lol

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#31 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

@breadspread: 5.9 or 6 inches

Wait, is vhs? But that means Arnold was Tougon and Jim Carrey was the Dr. Jackstraw
Wait, is vhs? But that means Arnold was Tougon and Jim Carrey was the Dr. Jackstraw

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So Obama is a mutant hedgehog that looks like Sonic and used to study with Harry Potter
So Obama is a mutant hedgehog that looks like Sonic and used to study with Harry Potter
Happy looking Batman, even the Joker face SAYS WTF IS GOING ON WIUTH THIS?
Happy looking Batman, even the Joker face SAYS WTF IS GOING ON WIUTH THIS?
i LIKE MORE THE BAT KNIGHT  RISES and Darkman Begins
i LIKE MORE THE BAT KNIGHT RISES and Darkman Begins
Look they are making Batwoman toys
Look they are making Batwoman toys

Even Superman wants to be Batman
Even Superman wants to be Batman

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