How to ask Batman for help?

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#1 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio

I have need to know how I ask Batgod for help .

I am a firm believer of his work, an thus hopes for the best.

Praise be to lord Batman!

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#2 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio

Calout:

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#3 Posted by BLACK3STPANTH3R (6495 posts) - - Show Bio

Wouldn't the Bat Signal suffice?...lol

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#4 Posted by The_Stern_ritter (566 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol, acknowledge his greatness and he might grant you with good luck

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Anyways........

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#5 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol, acknowledge his greatness and he might grant you with good luck

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Anyways........

Wise words from his disciple. Thank you. May Batgod's Blessings be with you!

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#6 Posted by Pokeysteve (12033 posts) - - Show Bio

Start by not wasting his time with threads like this?

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#7 Edited by AkshSarpanch (3573 posts) - - Show Bio

One simply can't ask Batman for help.

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#8 Posted by bighero6 (153 posts) - - Show Bio

Start by not wasting his time with threads like this?

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#9 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio

To answer thy questions.

Start by not wasting his time with threads like this?

This is not a waste, if a follower of Batman's doings preaches about the divine powers of the almighty Batgod.

One simply can't ask Batman for help.

If you believe and pray to him for your'e whole life, one day you may hear him in the night and become and enlightened being like myself.

I teach the truth of his prophecy and of his doings. As you I am just a child learning about the great Bat's teachings.

May we all be enlightened and may , Batgod be with us all!

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#10 Posted by Army2442 (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

Spiderman > Batman.

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#12 Edited by DigitalShooter9 (3112 posts) - - Show Bio
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#14 Posted by mysticmedivh (32254 posts) - - Show Bio

We prep all day, we prep all night,

No unbelievers shall escape our sight.

Let those who don't worship Bat-God's might,

Beware our power, Lord Chew's light!

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#15 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio

@army2442 said:

Spiderman > Batman.

#rekt

@errorinscript: ace the bathound>alfred>>>>>>>>batman

@army2442 said:

Spiderman > Batman.

Unbelievers and Blasphemers, I shall make a way a book or a scripture at least at somhow try to share it, the about the acts and doings of the Batgod. He can forgive you all, and may banish all your'e sinn's agianst Batgod's might. Batgod is the only true bieng of almightyness and allpowerfullness. Others are mere grains of sand to the great Batgod. Do not worry for if you pray to him he WILL save you all. May you all be blessed.

Praise Batgod!

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#17 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio

@army2442: I am not familiar with what you are trying to tell me, but the word in the picture is not very nice . Batgod would never say that . Thus I concluded this is blasphemy.May Batman be with you.

PRAISE BATGOD.

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#18 Posted by Black_Claw (3375 posts) - - Show Bio

Easy, just tell him he has to save Martha.

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#19 Posted by Army2442 (3548 posts) - - Show Bio
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#21 Posted by Alex_1333 (343 posts) - - Show Bio

MARRTHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!1!1!1!!!!!!

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#22 Posted by ndisnyjj55 (176 posts) - - Show Bio

@errorinscript: stop posting trollish pointless thread.. you're probably not even a batman fan stop acting like one.

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#23 Posted by Mooty_Pass (10704 posts) - - Show Bio

OH SWEET BATGOD!!!

Praises be the Bat Lord!!!!!!!!

Amen ??

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#24 Edited by Yassassin (7807 posts) - - Show Bio

Sacrifice a virgin or two.

Shouldn't be hard find in Bruce's fan base.

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#25 Posted by ConnorDorian (1320 posts) - - Show Bio

Tell him my mom's name is Martha

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#26 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio

Tell him my mom's name is Martha

@errorinscript: stop posting trollish pointless thread.. you're probably not even a batman fan stop acting like one.

Your'e right I am not , I am a worthy follower of the great Batgod.

@tvc-15 said:

Sacrifice a virgin or two.

Shouldn't be hard find in Bruce's fan base.

OH SWEET BATGOD!!!

Praises be the Bat Lord!!!!!!!!

Amen ??

Thank you all for your'e contributions. Altough I dont think human sacrifices is what Batgod wishes, and indeed praise Batgod!

Praise Him!

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#27 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio

@army2442: Blashamy!. Fake history is not accapted as a, bieng under Batgod. I will keep on forgiving you for your'e sinns against Batgod.

May Batgod have mercy on you.

Praise him.

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#28 Posted by ConnorDorian (1320 posts) - - Show Bio

@errorinscript: First Bat-God should donate some of his money to the poor and gift me a Bugatti Chiron , then I would worship him.

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#29 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio

@connordorian: These are youre desires, you are blinded by them. Batgods plans are beyond human knowledge. We will not know what he has planned for us. All we know is he will banish all evil and forever. Ending with the Joker himself.

PRAISE BATGOD.

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#30 Posted by lxlGiftedlxl (2443 posts) - - Show Bio

Lolz this thread.

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#31 Posted by British_Loki (844 posts) - - Show Bio

More of a ironman guy myself but i guess you could just scream martha at the top of your lungs,that could do it. If not you could also relize he is a comic charecter at stop pretending he is god. Either one works.

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#32 Posted by Errorinscript (1216 posts) - - Show Bio

@british_loki: Many disbelievers, and sinner's. You will not see the light if you do not look at it. Bat-God is as real as you are. May you find the truth , and Batgod be with you.

PRAISE BATGOD!

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