Don't let anyone fool you. Being Batman is impossible. Hell, you can only get about as far as his cape before things start to fall apart. There is no material on earth that can currently behave the way his cape does. There is some experimentation currently going on with substances that can realign themselves on a molecular level (so as to be flexible and fluid one second, then rigid the next), but it is extremely primitive (pitri dish stages rather than "let's-make-a-cape" stages).
Anyway, if some fool went out and tried to be Batman, all it would take is one knife in an alley or one grapple point that wasn't quite secure enough or one thug with a nine millimeter and it's over. The injuries that Bruce Wayne regularly recovers from would kill a normal man thrice over.
When you talk about his cape, are you talking about the Nolan version? The comic version, oddly enough, is actually more realistic. The problem is not what the cape is made of, but if it is a handicap or not.
I disagree it would take one knife or one gun....I mean, that's what the training and gadgets are for. Is it unlikely? Hell yes. Is it impossible....I'm not so sure.
Look guys I don´t mean to burst your bubble, but I´m not talking about whether his gadgets are possible or whether a man could train to peak human abilities. It could be a guy with the skill of Bruce Lee, the mind of Einstein and the detective skills of the finest fbi profiler, there´s still no way he´d get away with it for more than a week max with out being found out and or killed.
10 things that make Batman impossible
10) Video Surveillence in cities. There is no way his kind of mode of transport (Bat Mobile) could evade detection, or not leave tracks.
Meh, not all cities have surveillance. Even Snyder managed to show a way around this, with the device that caused interference. He wouldn't need a fancy batmobile, just a regular motorbike or fast car.
9) Suit to heavy to manuever, and even if he used a less heavy traditional suit, he´ll be to vunerable to gun fire or other injuries.
I liked his suit in Grant Morrison's run best. It looked like just cloth or spandex, but was actually a very light kevlar weave. I don't know if anything like that exists, but it doesn't matter. The suit is not that big a factor. Gun fire is the only real obstacle, so he would devote time to evading that.
8) It would be obvious who´s doing it, cause only a hand full of people in the world would have the money and access to the kind of arsenal you would need to successfully accomplish such a mission.
You wouldn't need to be a billionaire, it could be anyone. Remember, the more grounded version doesn't have fancy gadgets.
7) Police wouldn´t cooperate like in Gotham. So he´d be up against cops and criminals.
Cops wouldn't even necessarily be aware of his existence, they make think it just a rumour.
6) His injuries would be to severe he could not do this on a nightly basis, no matter how physically fit. It couldn´t even be done every weekend.
Why? Again, a more grounded batman would rely on intimidation and detective work more than fighting.
5) That harness thing is so unrealistic its unbelievable.
Well, not really. I mean yeah it doesn't exist, but there are grappling hooks that retract.
4) His escape from anything is impossible. Even magicians have to set up stage for them to create the illusion they´ve escaped.
That's a dumb thing to say. People escape from handcuffs or locked rooms without it being prepared before hand. If it were prepared before hand it would negate the feat.
3) Most of his gadgets are too heavy to carry at once.
If he were real he wouldn't have most of his gadgets...but even if he did, most are very small and fit in his utility belt. Only the grappling gun would be heavy..
2) He´d get killed by rapid gun fire.
A retread of your point 9, and again, no. He wouldn't just rush in to where there are people with heavy firearms knowing he was outmatched.
1) The best way this could happen is if there were a group of vigilantes, not just one man, all highly trained and organized. You´d need atleast a group of a good 60 guys to do it, and they would have to keep recruiting because they´d be dropping like flies.
Well, that's just utter nonsense. Are you aware of some of the real world teams of paramilitary vigilantes? Less than 60 guys, far from dropping like flies.
Batman is often said to be the most realistic superhero. Not true, the only realism to him is he´s human and that is the only thing possible about the character. Even Supermans probability of existence is just 2 notches behind Batman, they are virtually on pah in terms of realism unless you don´t believe there could be extraterrestrial life. A vastly de-powered superman/alien finding their way to earth, is as likely as Batman.
That's just silly. A man in costume with a high level of knowledge and fighting ability who operates as a vigilante detective is infinitely more realistic than an alien who has a similar appearance through convergent evolution, is also able to mate with humans, and obtains powers through the sun that his people didn't seemingly evolve.
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