How many women has Batman kissed?

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#151 Posted by Nerd Of A Hero (1162 posts) - - Show Bio

With all the kissing, sex and relationships he's been through, I'm surprised he didn't get any diseases or something. Yeah I know he's Batman and it's just comics, but seriously if I was him I'd be careful who I make out with. Not unless he has a cure.

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#152 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (15334 posts) - - Show Bio

all of those and the other unamed models

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#153 Edited by Galactic_Man (171 posts) - - Show Bio

Eh - as much as a Batman fan I am, Tony Stark is the real player...

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#154 Posted by FatihBATMAN (1395 posts) - - Show Bio

@Galactic_Man said:

Tony Stark is the real player...

can you elaborate :>? even more than Bruce?

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#155 Posted by Galactic_Man (171 posts) - - Show Bio

Tony Stark has pretty much slept with EVERY living female soul in the Marvel Universe.

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#156 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@Galactic_Man: Is that so? I challenge you to make a "How many women has Iron Man kissed" list to prove your point.

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#157 Posted by Galactic_Man (171 posts) - - Show Bio

@NetSpiker: Do you read Marvel? I read both DC and Marvel, and Tony Stark - MAN. Whew, Stark is the man. Go ask anyone that reads Marvel if Tony is the real player - if not (to be fair), then both Bruce and Tony are, eh, "equal", but personally, I know that Stark has slept with more women than Bruce Wayne...

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#158 Posted by Saucedo17 (137 posts) - - Show Bio

@Galactic_Man: @NetSpiker: Yes the battle of who's the biggest man-whore begins

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#159 Edited by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

Just added Felina and Quext'chala from the Elseworlds tale about the pirate Captain Leatherwing. The story itself never revealed Leatherwing's real name but the back cover of Superman/Batman: Alternate Histories confirms that he is Bruce Wayne.

Some of you may say that Felina is just an alternate version of Selina Kyle, but I say different real name = different character.

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#160 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@nightwing91: @batshrine: @foxandwall: @MasterDetective: @DeathpooltheT1000:

Attention everyone! I have just discovered the real reason why Crisis on Infinite Earths happened:

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Yes, that's Helena Wayne kissing Earth-1 Batman.

I don't know what they were thinking. Maybe it was supposed to be a kiss on the cheek and the artist screwed it up really really badly.

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#161 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

Well Superman did kiss his cousin once...

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#162 Posted by batshrine (1081 posts) - - Show Bio

@NetSpiker: Omg that is sooo bad, what comic was that?

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#163 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio
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@NetSpiker said:

@nightwing91: @batshrine: @foxandwall: @MasterDetective: @DeathpooltheT1000:

Attention everyone! I have just discovered the real reason why Crisis on Infinite Earths happened:

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Yes, that's Helena Wayne kissing Earth-1 Batman.

I don't know what they were thinking. Maybe it was supposed to be a kiss on the cheek and the artist screwed it up really really badly.

HOW MUCH INCEST COMIC BOOK USED TO HAVE?

SH1TL0@DS

I mean, people dont notice that, but notice gay things, i mean Aviax once raped a dinosaur, i think the guy was called Aviax

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#164 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@batshrine: It's from The Batman Family #17 which came out in 1978.

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#165 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

Even now, more than 13 months after I started this thread, I'm still finding more women to add to the list:

Marcia Monroe from The Brave and the Bold #64

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Their relationship started after Batman gave her a good old fashioned public spanking:

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Proving once and for all that Batman really is into the kinky stuff
Proving once and for all that Batman really is into the kinky stuff
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#166 Posted by SandMan_ (4581 posts) - - Show Bio

Helena Wayne kiss is incest...

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#167 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

@SandMan_ said:

Helena Wayne kiss is incest...

I believe it was on the cheek

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#168 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

@SandMan_ said:

Helena Wayne kiss is incest...

Incest was a cnormal thing in the golden age

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#169 Posted by batshrine (1081 posts) - - Show Bio

other than catwoman, has batman kissed anyone else in the new 52?

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#170 Edited by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@batshrine: He also kissed Charlotte Rivers, Natalya and Poison Ivy in the New 52.

@MasterDetective said:

@SandMan_ said:

Helena Wayne kiss is incest...

I believe it was on the cheek

That's probably what the writer intended, but what the artist drew on the page was definitely a kiss on the lips. Compare these two images.

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Batman and Talia
Batman and Talia

The two illustrations look almost exactly the same, so if the bottom image is a kiss on the lips the top image must be as well.

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#171 Posted by RustyRoy (16610 posts) - - Show Bio

Great job.

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#172 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3973 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman's a f*cking player.

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#173 Edited by batshrine (1081 posts) - - Show Bio

@NetSpiker: I have one that isn't on the list, April Clarkson from Batman: Gotham after Midnight! Anyone capable of grabbing a scan from it?!?!

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#174 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@batshrine: Do you know which issue it happened in? Batman: Gotham After Midnight is 12 issues long.

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#175 Posted by darkman61288 (972 posts) - - Show Bio

@menaceforever said:

Wait he has not kissed WW
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They will again!

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#176 Posted by batshrine (1081 posts) - - Show Bio

@NetSpiker: It was in the 8th issue. She gets off the phone with Alfred and then makes out with bruce!

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#177 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@batshrine: Thanks, I've added April to the list.

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#178 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

Julia Remarque is hot

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#179 Edited by RustyRoy (16610 posts) - - Show Bio

This list is awesome.

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#180 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio
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All the Sailor Moon Cast.

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#181 Edited by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio
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#182 Posted by Stronger (5051 posts) - - Show Bio

BEST

BATMAN

THREAD

EVER

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#183 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio
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#184 Posted by RustyRoy (16610 posts) - - Show Bio

Getting laid is Batman's super power lol.

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#185 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio
@rustyroy said:

Getting laid is Batman's super power lol.

Because Gods, Science and Army Training are Nothing compared with Batman!!!
Because Gods, Science and Army Training are Nothing compared with Batman!!!
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#186 Edited by Breadspread (771 posts) - - Show Bio

Cool list... It'd be interesting to see how many of these were relationships and not just a kiss.

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#187 Posted by Breadspread (771 posts) - - Show Bio

Legends of the Dark Knight: I Hate It When He Does That...

Mekhala

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Mekhala kisses a young Bruce on the cheek. So technically speaking he didn't kiss her, and it's not much of a kiss but according to Alfred this is Bruce's first Crush.

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... and later in the story she refers to their adventure as the "best first date ever."

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#188 Posted by batshrine (1081 posts) - - Show Bio

I would also like to add Magpie kissed Batman on the lips in Beware the Batman episode 2, Secrets.

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#189 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

I would also like to add Magpie kissed Batman on the lips in Beware the Batman episode 2, Secrets.

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#190 Posted by RustyRoy (16610 posts) - - Show Bio
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#191 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@batshrine: Thanks. They haven't shown this series in Australia yet and even when they do I probably won't watch it. The CGI looks terrible.

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#192 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio
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#193 Posted by RustyRoy (16610 posts) - - Show Bio

Bats getting it on with Kara, Superman's going to be pissed. Awesome pic btw.

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#194 Edited by Amaryllis (74 posts) - - Show Bio

There was also a daughter of Lucius Fox's that he kissed. Don't know comic, issue, or name but it happened.( I know, I'm helpful :))

Maybe this is how he gets everyone's DNA on file. He just kisses every woman he meets and swabs his own mouth later.

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#195 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio
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#196 Posted by RustyRoy (16610 posts) - - Show Bio
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#198 Posted by RustyRoy (16610 posts) - - Show Bio
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#200 Posted by bellaardila92 (106 posts) - - Show Bio

It seems Marvel and DC superheroes likes to making out with Japanese woman

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