How many women has Batman kissed?

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#101 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@foxandwall: Nice find!

It's a quite badly drawn kiss, though. Looks like Bruce only hit the edges of her lips, even though their noses are touching.

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#102 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

Have Batman ever kissed himself?

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#103 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

WTH did he kissed Batgirl?!

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#104 Posted by foxandwall (52 posts) - - Show Bio
@MasterDetective: Yes, he did. What's wrong with that?
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@foxandwall said:

@MasterDetective: Yes, he did. What's wrong with that?

INSERT INCEST JOKE HERE!!!!

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#106 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

@ Foxandwall The problem is: Isn't Batgirl supposed to be Nightwing's lover?

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#107 Edited by nightwing91 (3893 posts) - - Show Bio

@MasterDetective said:

@ Foxandwall The problem is: Isn't Batgirl supposed to be Nightwing's lover?

She is, that is an Elsworlds story. It's in nonconinuity and is set after Dick's death.

They have been romantically linked several times, including in the animated continuity and in a Zero Hour tie in in an alternate timeline in which the Killing Joke took a different turn, and Commisoner Gordon was killed. This had him and Batgirl draw closer together and begin a relationship. Nothing like that has ever happened in the actual present day DC Universe.

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#108 Posted by batshrine (1081 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm down for batman to kiss anyone!

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#109 Posted by foxandwall (52 posts) - - Show Bio
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@foxandwall said:

@MasterDetective: Yes, he did. What's wrong with that?

INSERT INCEST JOKE HERE!!!!

Incest? why? They are not  blood relatives.
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#110 Posted by foxandwall (52 posts) - - Show Bio
@MasterDetective
 First, it is happened in Earth 37, not the main Earth. 
Second, It has also happened in DCAU.
I really like NWBG, but Barbara is not an object belong to Nightwing. She is a person. And people DO have freewill. So she has the right to choose the one  she loves. 
In fact, maybe she'd better chose someone outside Bat Family.
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#111 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

@foxandwall said:

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:
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@foxandwall said:

@MasterDetective: Yes, he did. What's wrong with that?

INSERT INCEST JOKE HERE!!!!

Incest? why? They are not blood relatives.

So is incest if you have sex with a blood relative and you and the other dont know?

I think that Incest is sexual impulse to family members.

Isnt Batman like the father of all the Batfamily, also why the hell i always end talking about rape and incest in this forum?

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#112 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@nightwing91 said:

She is, that is an Elsworlds story. It's in nonconinuity and is set after Dick's death.

Actually that kiss happened before Dick's death. In this universe Bruce is only 2 years older than Barbara and Barbara is 4 years older than Dick.

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#113 Posted by foxandwall (52 posts) - - Show Bio

One more... 

Janifer, Region of Terror 
Janifer, Region of Terror 
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#114 Edited by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@foxandwall:Bruce sure looks ridiculous in that costume. I don't like how so many of the Elseworlds rip off classic literature like The Scarlet Pimpernel, Frankenstein, Phantom of the Opera, and Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde just to create a new role for Batman.

Thanks again for the picture. This list would be much shorter without you.

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#115 Posted by TDK_1997 (18767 posts) - - Show Bio

Well he has kissed a lot of girls because he is a playboy. :P

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#116 Posted by gridlock464 (87 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey, over the years the Bruce Wayne persona has been called “Billionaire

playboy Bruce Wayne” so it should be a long list of ladies kissed

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#117 Posted by SamRevlon (138 posts) - - Show Bio

@EnSabahNurX said:

Enough that I'd be grossed out

Dude's mouth is like a truck stop bathroom

He's such a man slut

I think this best defines what I'd have to say and feel about it. Lol.

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#118 Posted by deactivated-579156ff11b09 (1234 posts) - - Show Bio

- It's not his fault the Bat-Glare makes the panties drop

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#119 Posted by BatteredArmor (6234 posts) - - Show Bio

You know there are probably thousands of nameless models and actresses that Bruce Wayne kissed to keep up appearances.....

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#120 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

@BlackArmor said:

You know there are probably thousands of nameless models and actresses that Bruce Wayne kissed to keep up appearances.....

Bruce Waysn? why would anyone belive that Bruce Wayne is Batman?

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#121 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

He never kissed Kathy Duquesne though. That picture is a fake

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#122 Posted by primebonnick (4291 posts) - - Show Bio

yup glad he got talia and diana and they say tony stark is a man ho he got nothing on bruce wayne

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#123 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@MasterDetective said:

He never kissed Kathy Duquesne though. That picture is a fake

He almost kissed her. Some guy came out of the elevator and interrupted them as they were about to kiss. I decided it was close enough.

The picture is a real screenshot from the movie.

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#124 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

@NetSpiker: Okay, sorry

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#125 Posted by foxandwall (52 posts) - - Show Bio

One more form today's TDK#10  Natalya

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#126 Posted by jonijavier (14 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow. Nice list. Batman is a playah!!!!

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#127 Posted by SandMan_ (4581 posts) - - Show Bio

Whoa!

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#128 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@foxandwall: I wonder how long this one's going to last.

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#129 Posted by batshrine (1081 posts) - - Show Bio

I think this is the most epic thread on this forum. so as long as it takes

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#130 Posted by MenaceForever2 (3866 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait he has not kissed WW or Hawkgirl yet dafuq

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#131 Posted by KingofMadCows (349 posts) - - Show Bio

He's kissed Wonder Woman.

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He's also kissed Talia with Ra's al Ghul's mind in her body.

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#132 Edited by Crom-Cruach (8935 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl said:

Did we not watch the same cartoon? Clark came into Lois's apartment and they were both wearing bathrobes, Bruce having been in the bathroom brushing his teeth or something when he arrived. It was very awkward.

Batman is the man, that is all

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#133 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio
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He's also kissed Talia with Ra's al Ghul's mind in her body.

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#134 Posted by Morpheus_ (34639 posts) - - Show Bio
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Wait he has not kissed WW
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#135 Posted by MenaceForever2 (3866 posts) - - Show Bio

Thought so

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#136 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@KingofMadCows said:

He's also kissed Talia with Ra's al Ghul's mind in her body.

A kiss on the cheek between Ra's and Bruce was probably the limit of what a Saturday morning cartoon could get away with.

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#137 Posted by oraclefyre (944 posts) - - Show Bio

So basically...a lot.

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#138 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (18984 posts) - - Show Bio

@NetSpiker said:

@KingofMadCows said:

He's also kissed Talia with Ra's al Ghul's mind in her body.

A kiss on the cheek between Ra's and Bruce was probably the limit of what a Saturday morning cartoon could get away with.

Did you wanted to see tongue to tongue action between Ras and Bruce?

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#139 Posted by LevukaR (103 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce, you devil.

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#140 Posted by Durakken (1930 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't know when or where, but I do know that Bruce and Barbara Gordon were a couple some place so they probably kissed somewhere

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#141 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

@Durakken said:

I don't know when or where, but I do know that Bruce and Barbara Gordon were a couple some place so they probably kissed somewhere

It was in the DCAU

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#142 Posted by Saucedo17 (137 posts) - - Show Bio

@Durakken:

That was in the Batman animated series/Batman Beyond but it was only hinted, they never actually showed them kissing though

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#143 Posted by Alexander505 (2849 posts) - - Show Bio

Beautiful.

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#144 Posted by MasterDetective (1500 posts) - - Show Bio

@NetSpiker: I like your "how many women has ... kissed?", and I was wondering if you could do one for Nightwing too, I'm curious ^^

thanks

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#145 Posted by MadeinBangladesh (12493 posts) - - Show Bio

over 9000

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#146 Edited by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@MasterDetective: Yeah, I could do one for Nightwing. It won't be as long as Batman's list; more like 15-20 women.

I just found one more woman to add to Batman's list: Glenda from the Elseworlds tale "Batman & Demon: A Tragedy".

By the way, Superman has now surpassed Batman, or they are about even, depending on whether or not you choose to count robot kisses, interrupted kisses, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and dream kisses. EDIT: Never mind, Batman's well in the lead again.

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#147 Posted by BatWatch (5487 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alexander505:

Wow! Was that from the Bruce Wayne: Wanted story arc? I read parts of that, but I do not think I've ever seen that sequence. I'm not sure whether I like it or not.

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#148 Posted by Strafe Prower (13013 posts) - - Show Bio

I should do one of these for Selina Kyle.

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#149 Posted by FatihBATMAN (1395 posts) - - Show Bio

@MadeinBangladesh said:

over 9000

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#150 Posted by NetSpiker (511 posts) - - Show Bio

@PsychoKnights said:

@Alexander505:

Wow! Was that from the Bruce Wayne: Wanted story arc? I read parts of that, but I do not think I've ever seen that sequence. I'm not sure whether I like it or not.

Actually, it's from Wednesday Comics.

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