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    Bruce Wayne, who witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swore to avenge their deaths. He trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering martial arts, detective skills, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on the fears of criminals, and utilizing a high-tech arsenal, he became the legendary Batman.

    Batman syndrome when...

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    #1  Edited By Ralph

    When are you obsessed with the Bat? When...

    -You beg your parents for a bat pet for your birthday

    -You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'

    ... tell me some more...

    Pleeze!

    :)))

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    #2  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    Ralph says:

    "When are you obsessed with the Bat? When...-You beg your parents for a bat pet for your birthday-You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'... tell me some more...Pleeze!:)))"

    huh?

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    • When "Poison Ivy" is the first word you think of whenever you see a plant, doesn't matter what kind... XD

    • When your girlfriend is crippled and you wish for her to become a master in computer hacking... XD

    /CG

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    Vance Astro says:

    "Ralph says:
    "When are you obsessed with the Bat? When...-You beg your parents for a bat pet for your birthday-You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'... tell me some more...Pleeze!:)))"

    huh?"

    You're supposed to list symptoms that show you're obsessed with Batman :D

    /CG

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    #5  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    TheCleverGuy says:

    "Vance Astro says:
    "Ralph says:
    "When are you obsessed with the Bat? When...-You beg your parents for a bat pet for your birthday-You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'... tell me some more...Pleeze!:)))"

    huh?"

    You're supposed to list symptoms that show you're obsessed with Batman :D

    /CG"

    ooooooh.

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    #6  Edited By Static Shock

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    #7  Edited By Neocrous

    When you adopted a dozen kids and get one killed and get a really moody attitude and do one of those stupid fan based movies and post it on youtube so everyone can see how foolish you look in tights and need to lose a few pounds and stop calling your basement you own Bat cave and jerk off to Batman comics

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    #8  Edited By No_Name_

    Neocrous says:

    "When you adopted a dozen kids and get one killed and get a really moody attitude and do one of those stupid fan based movies and post it on youtube so everyone can see how foolish you look in tights and need to lose a few pounds and stop calling your basement you own Bat cave and jerk off to Batman comics"

    LMAO TMI with the last one

    -When you name your kid Bat-Mite

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    #9  Edited By Neocrous

    BatgirlBabs says:

    "Neocrous says:
    "When you adopted a dozen kids and get one killed and get a really moody attitude and do one of those stupid fan based movies and post it on youtube so everyone can see how foolish you look in tights and need to lose a few pounds and stop calling your basement you own Bat cave and jerk off to Batman comics"

    LMAO TMI with the last one

    -When you name your kid Bat-Mite

    "

    But I bet you anybody with Batman syndrome does it

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    #10  Edited By BatmanBeyond

    When you can't sleep because you feel you aren't out in the streets of NYC helping someone who is in dire need, and you buy everything you can to stop regular criminals and spend over $4,000 to fully equip a tactical belt to help you fight crime, not including the nomex/kevlar gear, gloves and boots...etc. I'm very serious.

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    #11  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

    Static Shock says:

    "....."
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    #12  Edited By iSHADOW

    when you try to get your parents to go to the more seedy parts of town with you and pay someone to shoot them... then realize your dads a contractor and your moms a houswife and your now a ward of the state instead of the heir to a fortune.

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    #13  Edited By Kain Echnida

    When you think you can defeat anybody with Preptime and prance around with pointy ears.

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    #14  Edited By No_Name_

    iSHADOW says:

    "when you try to get your parents to go to the more seedy parts of town with you and pay someone to shoot them... then realize your dads a contractor and your moms a houswife and your now a ward of the state instead of the heir to a fortune. "

    LMAO.

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    #15  Edited By KnightlyVengence

    When you curse in class, the teacher says "don't swear!" and you reply, "Swear to me!!!"

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    #16  Edited By P.I.R.A.T.E.

    TheCleverGuy says:

    "* When "Poison Ivy" is the first word you think of whenever you see a plant, doesn't matter what kind... XD* When your girlfriend is crippled and you wish for her to become a master in computer hacking... XD/CG"

    LOL

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    #17  Edited By BatmanBeyond

    KnightlyVengence says:

    "When you curse in class, the teacher says "don't swear!" and you reply, "Swear to me!!!""

    I almost peed myself!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #18  Edited By No_Name_

    KnightlyVengence says:

    "When you curse in class, the teacher says "don't swear!" and you reply, "Swear to me!!!""

    ROFL! PRICELESS!

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    #19  Edited By The_Ghostshell

    When everytime you leave the theater you prey some crackhead smokes your parents, thus sending you on the path of the Dark Knight.

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    #20  Edited By Methos

    Ralph says:

    "You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'"

    hides the Catwoman outfit and whip he bought CO

    huh?

    me? nothing...

    runs out of the thread

    M

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    #21  Edited By No_Name_

    Methos says:

    "Ralph says:
    "You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'"

    hides the Catwoman outfit and whip he bought CO

    huh?

    me? nothing...

    runs out of the thread

    M"

    LMAO. Nice one.

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