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Who Likes, Kissed, Flirted, Etc With Who In The X-Universe?

A map lays out all the relationships between characters. Wolverine looks like a slut.

Have you seen this "relationship map"?  I saw it the other day at io9 .  It's some interesting stuff.  The image actually comes from UncannyXMen.net and it shows the hard work that someone (or someones) has done.  The key includes One sided infatuation, Flirtation from both sides, Single date/kiss/one night stand, dated over a period of time, marriage, etc.  It kind of makes you feel bad for those that only had a one-sided infatuation and never had a relationship of their own.  It also goes to show that Wolverine is basically a big slut.

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You can check out the original (and slightly bigger) version HERE .  Good job to whoever took the time to map this all out.  I wonder how long it took.

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What can I say? Wolverine gets the ladies.

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Wolverine has every color in the rainbow!

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Thats because Wolverine is a pimp

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WOW, someone has way too much time on their hands.

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They forgot Wolverine and Rogue Kiss. 

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There's no line connecting Cypher to Psylocke


Edit: I sees it now. 
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Daken'll beat that Wolverine score particularly because he'll welcome in other....lets say...unexplored options?

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Man Marvel is a whore house lol

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wow when did magneto go after wasp?

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God dang, Wolverine, near immortality must be pretty fun to you, huh?

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I think Magneto was after Wasp during Secret Wars.

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@Shipwreck said:
" They forgot Wolverine and Rogue Kiss.  "
And Emma and Magneto's 
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Woah, Wolverine is a naughty boy.

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That's some detailed stuff. FanFic sites can now light up!

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wolverine on that map have 24 women  but look  here a true list  http://www.angelfire.com/ns/logan3/ladies.html  there are 45 ladies from wolvie's life and the list is not complete

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You go Wolves! Lol Who has time to do this?

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Wolverine is a heart breaker. Whats the Miss sinister to Daken?

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2 things:
(1) Tiger Tyger is on there twice, which is ridiculous because she only links to Wolverine.
(2) They really need a one sided infatuation arrow from Xavier to Jean Grey, considering that was the basis for that entire absurd Onslaught storyline that I only know about because of Marvel vs Capcom.

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anybody else notice scarlet spider?

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This is amazing. Shouldn't Gambit be like connected in pink to every female in the MU? HAHA...I find this chart quite amusing.

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Caps only got one line, poor guy

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@Dex said:
" anybody else notice scarlet spider? "
Classic exchange after (robot) Scarlet Spider grabs Firestar and starts making out with/dry humping her:
Firestar: Get...OFF!
Scarlet Spider: Not yet, but give me a minute. Heh heh...


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Cap only has one line in the dating game of the X-Men. If this was the Avengers dating chart he would have quiet a few more.

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@Darkchild said:
" Caps only got one line, poor guy "

Cap wisely avoids mutants or otherwise getting caught up in the X-Titles. They should do one for the entire Marvel Universe. I'm sure a lot of these characters would be apalled who their crushes and lovers had shacked up with previously.
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scarlet witch and toad ewwwwwwwwww

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ice man and mystique is another messed up scenerio

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WOW Beast got more ladies than Iron Man in this Chart!

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It says "Incestuous" at the io9 website. How is it incestuous?

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I thought gambit and polaris had something....besides the cartoon.


this should be a chart of how stds spread

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@The Psyentist said:
" This is amazing. Shouldn't Gambit be like connected in pink to every female in the MU? HAHA...I find this chart quite amusing. "
hey you are right :)) gambit had something with almost every female till now
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Cable's a pimp!

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Is Anole gay?? lol i feel so stupid for not noticing that..

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@xxCellPhoneGirlxx said:
" Is Anole gay?? lol i feel so stupid for not noticing that.. "
What?  Great googly moogly!  I didn't catch that either.  Thats cool though.
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Wolverine is the MAN!!!!

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Wheres Emma!?

I can't find EMMA.

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Stryfe loves no one. Awesome.

And I think Legion pretended to be his dad and hooked up with his mom during Legion Quest.

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Uncannyxmen.net is such an awesome site!

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@AngelFrost: under ironman
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They forgot Northstar and colossus...

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And Psylocke and Beast

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Is Jean the mother of Nate??, well i hope so..

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Madelyne Pryor is

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heheehhe Wolverine a total slut...

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@pixelized said:
" Madelyne Pryor is "
ummm why do they have a line then...
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I see two Tyger Tyger pictures and a lack of Prodigy and Surge

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@pixelized said:
"There's no line connecting Cypher to Psylocke

Edit: I sees it now. "
I'm impressed by the amount of lines leading from Wolfsbane.  Considering she had a strict religious up-bringing, she's been around... and not all of them are human!! ;)

And poor Sunspot.  He's been a ladies man forever & a day, but he's still only connected to 2 women (although he seems to like blondes ;)
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@xxCellPhoneGirlxx said:
"@pixelized said:
" Madelyne Pryor is "
ummm why do they have a line then..."

What line?  Jean isn't connected to either Cable or X-Man on that chart.
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There are a couple of glaring omissions, but I'll give the creator of this map an A for effort.

Wolverine is the best at what he does and what he does best is HIT DAT. Apparently he believes in quantity over quality however...

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I must say, for being introduced as a total flirt, Nightcrawler recieved less lines than I had imagined he would.

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