What Do You Get Aquaman for his 70th Birthday?

Aquaman doesn't need anything for his birthday - he's technically king of the planet.

Apparently you ignore it completely. Is that 3 of DC's characters who have birthdays this year that they're just ignoring for the reboot? Yeah... not cool.

happy birrthday aquaman

I'm going to buy Aquaman #1 for sure.

I'm going to buy Aquaman #1 for sure.

What to get Aquaman for his birthday?

A NEW COLOR SCHEME FOR HIS COSTUME!

@Dracade102 said:

@RE_Player said:

I'm going to buy Aquaman #1 for sure.

Second.

Third, Fourth and Fifth, though I wanted the crustean armor :(

a new pair of speedos?
BB

Aquaman doesn't need anything for his birthday - he's technically king of the planet.

A prosthetic hand because God knows, he'll probably need yet another one someday.

well, Mera gave him crabs once...he was not pleased

@Iron Fist Angel said:

A prosthetic hand because God knows, he'll probably need yet another one someday.

I was actually thinking the exact same thing when I saw the article title lol.

Umm... how about some superpowers that don't suck or don't mimic a much better aquatic hero (once a great villain)

OR a super strength cyanide pill (tell him it's aspirin) and then we can start all over with a better character who doesn't require a bazillion rewrites and much back pedaling to make him seem cool?

his beard back

Immunity to dehydration.

Aquaman is AWESOME!

Happy Birthday King Orin!!! (I always call him Orin, just like I like to call Superman Kal-El and not Clark...I don't know why, it irks me)

My gift is me buying his comic and showing my support! lol :)

Happy Birthday Aquaman!!!!!!

This is going to be awesome!!! Aquaman rocks and so do his fans.

Cannot wait for AQUAMAN #1 next week, like Geoff Johns said, "Aquaman is awesome. Deal with it."

A few costume tips from Namor would be a perfect gift for Aquaman.

@PowerHerc said:

Immunity to dehydration.

You throw Aquaman the biggest fish fry the worl----oh......ummm.....a hallmark card is always nice

Happy Birthday Aquaman!!!!!!

I'd buy him an aquarium.

I didn't make fun of him. That's more than he expected from me

Ide get him another tank of oxygen ive head they generally run out around the 70th birthday ;D

Doesn't that make it Green Arrow's 70th birthday as well?

While aren't' we talking about him?

I will give him a weird oceanic plant species, wich power could make him control all the oceanic plants in the Sea!

Also with a cost of $50, if he wants....

Happy birthday Orin! I will buy your book!

Maybe a PR team or an image consultant.

@Illuminatus said:

A few costume tips from Namor would be a perfect gift for Aquaman.

ummmmm, just no. Namor ran around in a speedo for the majority of his life, he doesn't know what fashion is.

anyway, id murder Seth Macfarlane. BEST.GIFT.EVER

you could give him back his son, but that might be a cop-out, so I'd say bring back Tempest

It's Aquaman's birthday?! OUTRAGEOUS!!!

I'm getting him a snorkel.

Aquaman my boy!!

He gets older but looks just the same! The perks of comics.

Happy birthday Aquaman, 70 years? Wow what a thrill.

@The Stegman said:

well, Mera gave him crabs once...he was not pleased

Hilarious.

@Illuminatus said:

A few costume tips from Namor would be a perfect gift for Aquaman.

Sad thing is, that's not to much better.

Can't wait to read Aquaman #1 next week

I'd get him a Decorative Castle that he can swim through and hide in.

@Decept-O said:

What to get Aquaman for his birthday?

A NEW COLOR SCHEME FOR HIS COSTUME!

Damned right, hell. New costume period.

Respect, it's something he so rarely gets

I'd give him a hand...oh WAIT!!

Oh Aquaman.

@Dracade102 said:

@RE_Player said:

I'm going to buy Aquaman #1 for sure.

Second.

Third.

Im lokign at this more as Green Arrow's birthday more...........considering he is my favorite character and all.

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@Illuminatus said:

A few costume tips from Namor would be a perfect gift for Aquaman.

ummmmm, just no. Namor ran around in a speedo for the majority of his life, he doesn't know what fashion is.

@jordama said:

@Illuminatus said:

A few costume tips from Namor would be a perfect gift for Aquaman.

Sad thing is, that's not to much better.

Nothing is more fashionable than a perfect body and the confidence to show it off -- and Namor has both. :p

But if you are speaking of surface fashions, than you two clearly have not read any of the Namor's golden age stories or the John Bryne 90s stories. Namor dresses to the nines and very fashionably, when he feels so inclined.

@Rheged said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@Illuminatus said:

A few costume tips from Namor would be a perfect gift for Aquaman.

ummmmm, just no. Namor ran around in a speedo for the majority of his life, he doesn't know what fashion is.

@jordama said:

@Illuminatus said:

A few costume tips from Namor would be a perfect gift for Aquaman.

Sad thing is, that's not to much better.

Nothing is more fashionable than a perfect body and the confidence to show it off -- and Namor has both. :p

But if you are speaking of surface fashions, than you two clearly have not read any of the Namor's golden age stories or the John Bryne 90s stories. Namor dresses to the nines and very fashionably, when he feels so inclined.

huh.......well you got me there. but still....no speedos for Aquaman

Congrats to Aquaman for making it to 70 years! My gift will be adding his new series to my pull list. :)

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

huh.......well you got me there. but still....no speedos for Aquaman

LOL! I can agree to that. :)